Arthur: Merlin... I might be pregnant...
Merlin: And I might be a normal human.
Arthur: I’m serious, idiot, Gaius thinks...
Merlin: My king, you’re a man...
Arthur: And you’re a damn ancient god with dragon blood, son of a human woman, half-dragon man, and the literal Goddess of Magic! You really think your lineage is produced normally?
Merlin: ... Oh my God. (softly)
Arthur: “Oh my God” (mocking)
Merlin: OH MY GOD! (celebrates, picks Arthur up and spins him around) I’M GOING TO BE A DAD!
Arthur: Yes, silly, that’s what I just told you. (laughs)
Merlin: You’re going to be the most beautiful creature of all for nine months, my king. 😍
Arthur: Only for nine months. (teasing)
Merlin: Yes, unfortunately your title of most beautiful creature will be passed on when our baby is born.
Arthur: (soft)










