#incorrect qutoes

[mandoriana]

Arthur: Don't kill me, I'm married!

Villain of the week: Do you think I care?

Arthur: You misunderstood, that was a warning.

*Sound of small boots approaching quickly*

[military-newsboys]

Davey: Wait. The kids already told you this??

Jack: What?! They say insane stuff all the time! How was I supposed to know this one was true?!

Boots, who hasn't slept in three days, wondering in with his head stuck in a paper he is holding upsidown: Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government.

Jack: See?!?!

[jade-bright]

Why the Customization Is the Real Selling Point

Plenty of apps let you chat with a bot. Very few let you author the person you're chatting with. On SweetDream you decide her appearance, her personality, her quirks, her voice, and the backstory that makes her who she is. That authorship is why she ends up feeling like yours.

And because the platform is genuinely high quality, your choices actually stick. The chat stays in character, the photos match the look you designed, and the voice you picked is the voice she calls you with. If you want an AI girlfriend who came from your imagination, sweetdream.ai is built for exactly that.

[jade-bright]

During a "Private Conversation" (same age sterek au)

Heather, or someone, talking about Derek: Would you let him bite you if he was a vampire?

Stiles: I would let him bite me right now

Stiles: I don't care, he doesn't need to have fangs for me to want his teeth on me

Derek, from across the courtyard: ( 〃▽〃)

[edit: 9-6-25]

[dariann-garcia]

A veces es necesario callar para escuchar lo que realmente queremos decir.

[incorrect-toriko-quotes]

Toriko: Look, Ai, I want to apologise for saying we should leave you behind with your ugly horse. For what it's worth, I really like having you around.

Aimaru: No, you don't.

Toriko: I know. I have dreams where I staple your fingers to your face.

[memelordotherblog]

Sylvester...

I think Sylvester has physical copies of everything.. and i mean everything.

Pete: Why da heck do have a physical copy of my birth certificate??? Where did ya-

Sylvester: I have my ways.

[ladymarvel27]

Klaus: Y/N, did it hurt? Y/N: What? Klaus: When you fell from heaven? Elijah, already furious in jealousy: NO, BECAUSE I CAUGHT HER BEFORE SHE FELL!

[taergalive]

A collection of incorrect Radioapple quotes because I have a problem and I'm making it yours

Lucifer, talking to Alastor on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to? Alastor: You bet! Lucifer: At what temperature? Alastor: 535. Lucifer: That's the clock. Alastor: Lucifer: Alastor: 536. -- Lucifer: Alastor was banned from the buffet, so we had to go out of town to get some. Alastor: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it. Lucifer: Alastor, you ate the chef. -- Alastor: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died- Lucifer: Twelve, actually. Alastor: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that? Lucifer: Yours! Alastor: That's right, no one's. -- Lucifer: Okay, truth or dare? Alastor: Truth Lucifer: How many hours have you slept this week? Alastor: Alastor: ...Dare Lucifer: Go to bed. Alastor: I don’t like this game. -- Lucifer: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment! Alastor: Yeah! Locally sourced, all-natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly! -- Lucifer: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why. Alastor: Only if you also don't ask why Alastor: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick. Lucifer: Alastor: Lucifer: This one is fine -- Lucifer: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside Alastor: Alastor: Lucifer, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... Lucifer: *Sips coffee from bowl*