#total party kill

[olessan]

"Oh Merty, let me HOLD you"-

"It's gettin' dark out there, Boss..."

"No, Merty, stay with the light, please! You're the only friend I ever had!"

"👀..."

"You WILL NOT kiss me right now"

"No, I'm just blown away by the fact that you haven't had any friends, it's kind of—"

"OH SHUT THE FUCK UP"

[pocketgalaxies]

"there's gotta be something wrong with you. this desire to perform in front of thousands of people? only a truly broken person would do that intentionally and make fools of themselves in front of people like that. only someone very insecure would parade around shaking their butts for strangers"

"i'm thinking about setting up a tour."

[ariadne-mouse]

the vibe of actual Matthew Mercer passing through the fourth wall to calmly and menacingly tell the villain to roll a wisdom save. I'm a force beyond any you've encountered. incredible

[otterlyart]

Local man has the second worst day of his life.

[thequeenofmyownscreen]

Power couple

[dailymarisharay]

[slightest-ones]

this is such a funny premise lmao let's see if they deliver

[iwilltryalittlearter]

Every time they get to share a space I’m happy