#totally useless

[criticallyacclaimedstranger]

I dreamed that I was on some kind of class trip but everyone were Tumblr users from the PP fandom. And we were in Pittsburgh and Pedro Pascal was there doing a photo shoot/ad of some kind.

And we got to talk to him and he was like "I need a drink after this, you guys join me, I'm buying!" And everybody was of course so excited and we had to wait forever while he was doing his stupid shoot that was done with AI: he was wearing jeans and a knitted sweater, struck a pose, and the camera added a background and put the clothes of his different characters on him. It was awful to watch somehow but he seemed professional and like this was normal. It was so dumb, like those cat ear/nose filters on TT or wherever. And everybody was tittering with their phones out and I had to go sit in the back because I didn't want my face to end up on anyone's social media, and also I didn't want to take any pictures of him because what am I going to do with those? We're not friends, we'll never be friends. He can't tell me anything that I'll find interesting during a drink with a bunch of fans, and I can't tell him anything he'll even remember after five minutes.

My uncle was the driver of our tour bus (he's a bus driver for real so at least that made sense while it was absolutely bonkers) and he had no clue who PP was. I was like "who cares" because I didn't want to tell him that I jerk off to the characters he plays.

Then there was a second when we almost got to see his balls and I was mad I missed it because I would've wanted to see those just so that I'd know what Frankie's balls look like. Because I care more about Frankie than PP. Then I woke up. Never got that free drink, either.

[wearevillaneve]

Hey, y'all. I ain't dead yet and neither is this blog. Surprised? Yeah. Me too. But anyway...

Here's a question for you we've been discussing on the Killing Eve Reddit forum. Pop Quiz: Who is the MOST useless character in the entire run of Killing Eve? BZZZTTT!!! Sorry. There are multiple wrong answers, but only one right one. It's not Yusuf. Yusuf served as Eve's trainer and tech support in S4. He wasn't necessary but he's not useless.

It's not Hugo. Hugo replaced Kenny as tech support, accompanied Eve on the Rome op and she hopped on his knob. Hugo blocked a bullet and Eve left him to go to save her girlfriend. Hugo returned in S4 and served as the MI6 link for Carolyn. Hugo is not necessary, but he wasn't useless either.

It's not Pam. She had a ton of screen time and gave Konstantin a reason to be in S4. She would take him out in a stupendously stupid way, and had connections to Eve, Villanelle, Carolyn, Konstantin, and Hélène. Pam was necessary and certainly not useless.

That only leaves one candidate. The most deserving and obvious of the title, Most Useless Character. That is, of course...

GERALDINE. GERALDINE. GERAL-FUCKING-DINE.

Geraldine contributed nothing. Nothing but whining and moping around. She was introduced to give Carolyn someone to moan and groan to once Kenny was turned into street pizza, and then out of nowhere, Geraldine shows up with her wonky carrots to bang her mother's ex-boyfriend. ICK.

Take Geraldine out of S3 and what do you lose? There could have been some other character like Mo for Carolyn to show how wrecked she was by her son's death. I was hoping Geraldine would turn out to be the person who pushed Kenny off the roof so she could take her mother's favorite child out of the picture and replace him. That would have been better than what Suzanne Heathcote did when she wasted Gemma Whalen's talents.

Geraldine was the personification of an nothingburger. A big, fat, greasy NOTHINGBURGER. 🍔 The most useless character ever in Killing Eve's entire 32 episodes. Prove me wrong.

[silveragelovechild]

“Well, outside the water I’m totally useless!”

[boobytrapzap]

When I was in college, I lived with 5 other girls. One of them was having her birthday, so the rest of us went out to get a cake and party things to surprise her. We were at checkout when she suddenly showed up at the store, so my friends said to distract her so she didn't see what we were buying. I was doing a panicked distraction and accidentally punched her, and she said in this high, confused voice, "Why did you punch me? It's my birthday???"

[gomgee]

I'm rewatching scandal and I just wanna remind errbody that FITZGERAL GRANT THE THIRD NEVER DESERVED MELLIE GRANT AND EVERYTHING SHE DID FOR HIM. aight it's out of my system.

[backstreetsbackalright]

Great 1989 Amy + Jordan strip by Mark Beyer

[skellseerwriting]

I just realized

I can make a link to this very post lol

[smashthat-keyboard]

My dad is trying to fix my car rn and I’m just sitting off to the side occasionally handing him things. I feel like a high school mascot.