#touch my ask

[ita-shisui]

hey loser

Send me a “hey” and I’ll do this:

1. First impression: they like nard and they regularly talk to their squad like family

2. Truth is: i’m genuinely surprised that u talk to me

3. How old do you look: your age, if not like a yr older

4. Have you ever made me laugh: u make me laugh every day wtf

5. Have you ever made me mad: no, but i got butthurt over smth u did once which doesn’t count

6. Best feature: i hav 2 pick just one..? who u are as a person (like, how u act to ppl i guess) /wow gay

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: i h ate this fuckigng questio n

8. You’re my: frand 

9. Name in my phone: n/a

10. Should you post this too? fuckgin honestly

[ita-shisui]

"#bigfoot isnt real" how dare you

omg im so sorry kirby, I live in oklahoma, we have no trees. I was trying to get back at my friend @thehulking who doesn’t believe in ghosts. my ass done seen ghosts, her gay ass ain’t know bigfoot from chewbacca.

[ita-shisui]

6, 7, & 10 ~

6.) What is your guilty pleasure as a writer? Oh man I genuinely feel like I am a people-pleaser so this is really hard, maybe it’s when I picture a scene in my head and use my own kind of experience to take on a character and then use that dialogue? I love it. 

7.) Be Honest, are you mean to your faves or do you go easy on them? Tbh I am a big softie but I feel like there’s no getting better without uh (what’s the word) idk, but I wouldn’t want something padded to boost my ego or something unnecessarily brutal because it’s undeserved. I like genuine constructive criticism bc I have the opportunity to get better without having my soul crushed. I don’t feel like I’m mean or too nice I guess.

10.) Have you ever intentionally written a character as OOC to fit with a kink/prompt/story idea? YEs, I feel like I’m bad about this lmao, I also feel like I haven’t written enough for it to make a difference. 

[ita-shisui]

If you're waiting for some sort of sign to post more gross n nasty headcanons to torture the masses with then this is it. Let's all be filthy and down right disgusting together.

omg anon I love you, idk maybe it was just weird for me because I had come from a community that discussed the nasty on a daily basis. I’ve got more and donut worry I will definitely share, I appreciate the interest though. u3u

Feel free to come off anon, I love hearing from everyone and omg you seem very sweet. 

[ita-shisui]

Hmnnnn daddy kink and ot3 yes please oh god

/wiggles eyebrows/ there’s probably a lot more where that came from, who knows? Thanks anon.

[ita-shisui]

What's this hey mama post? :)

is this my biological mother or my second mother

no I’m kidding anon, its this post here! 

It’s teeny tiny and if you go through my “amanda no” tag then there’s more terrible Hartwin posts. ;^)

[ita-shisui]

i just died. i read your hartwin Hey Mama post and i fuckin. i left my mortal body. a month or so i made a post saying "if anyone is making a track for hartwin add Hey Mama" and then i was like fuck it, and started making a track based around it. its almost done and i just fuckin flipped seeing that in the tag bless you

/wiggles eyebrows Feel free to link me to it when you get it put together bby. I’m always a slut for hartwin playlists. Hoo boy it’s making me wanna write smth for it.

Update: Anon I just realized I have Hey Mama in one of my hartwin playlists, kill me.

[ita-shisui]

dorny fantorm

A SECOND TIME YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE AND DISRESPECT THE MEN I LOVE. I CANT HANDLE THIS. HOW DARE YOU.