This blog is run by @inkmage13, inspired of course by @sexy-people-contests-2026 as well as the new @most-adoptable-grown-man-contest.
I am on a search to discover who is the poorest, littlest meow meow.
For the purposes of this experiment "poor meow meow" will be defined as a character who is pathetic and evokes the image of a sopping wet cat, but is also incredibly flawed or maybe evil.
Meow Meow Parameters:
May be of any gender, species, whatever
MUST be an adult. A teenager is not yet a poor meow meow.
I will allow real life famous people (actor, musician, athlete, historical figure, etc) to increase amusement and sample size
To clarify, this will be a bracket-style tournament including all eligible nominees. Yes, even characters with only one submission.
Now go, nominate your meow meows.
One character per entry, please. If you would like to send multiple nominations, please fill out the form a separate time for each. Also, please specify what media they are from for in case I don't already know! For real people you can say "from real life"
I am on a search to discover who is the poorest, littlest meow meow.
For the purposes of this experiment "poor meow meow" will be defined
Hello. I have no nipples. I intend to change this. And you can help.
Its time to decide. They were stolen from me two years ago. and long have I agonized over the question. What does go about there with the two of them should be in the place where the pair is more usually?
obviously I could just the usual realistic post removal nipple tattoos done, they look nice. but this is a once in a lifetime chance. I can choose my own nipples. i can get anything tattooed on there. the choice is overwhelming. Will a tumblr bracket help? Absolutely not. Nevertheless, i continue.
I have ideas of course. many ideas. Too many ideas. Will you help me decide? Or will you hurt me decide? Give me your ideas. Give me your thoughts. Increase the too many. What should I tattoo. for my niples.
Submit contestants for the bracket here:
you know how theres things there? i dont got any. maybe i should get some.
FAQ and current list below the cut
Got top surgery a couple of years ago and told em ehhhh keep the change
Submissions end uhhh. Idk whenever i feel like it. depending on if anyone actually submits stuff. Bracket will start at some point or another. Ill edit this bit when i figure that out.
Q: Why dont you got nipples
Q: Wait thats an option? Why?
Yep. people might have lotsa reasons to do it. It can be cheaper to not have nipple grafts. Makes healing easier and no worries about them being rejected. If you're worried about possible sensation loss this guarantees you won't have perma numb nipples and you can get implants and/or tats later to still have the look.
Q: Did they let you keep them in a jar?
I asked they said no :( dw i took molds of them beforehand and mounted some proxy nipples so its fine
Q: Will you actually commit to tattooing whatever wins the bracket?
Are you insane? No. If i commit to that I will end up with the faces of some current tumblr yaoi boys on my chest, or amongus nipples or something. im sorry tumblr but i do not trust you to actually make good decisions here.
Q: Then whats the point?
idk its for funsies. Getting ideas and hearing peoples thoughts. maybe some fellow no-nip-steves-eves-n-reves will be inspired by some of the ideas and get them themselves. and and i just thought a nipple tournament would be funny.
Q: How are you defining "nipple" here?
Anything that can be tattooed in the general nipular location, which is of the correct size and shape to give someone the impression of "ah, nipples" if theyre squinting, even if the "ah" is more panicked/worried. They do not have to actually resemble nipples at all, visually or conceptially. They do not have to be round. I will not be considering anything that involves piercing/implants/additional non tattoo surgery for myself, but you are welcome to throw these concepts in the box if theyre good.
Q: Is it just concepts for the nipples themselves allowed, can the concept extend to other aspects? i.e. full top surgery tattoo designs/full chest pieces.
Nop, though the concept should at least prominently feature them as a centerpiece. the heart and soul of the design, if you will.
Q: does it have to be "good" or "tasteful" or "anything any real life human would legitimately want tattooed on their body"
Of course not
Q: What if i am unable to provide an image?
Well depending on how lazy i am and how difficult the concept is i may do an extremely shitty doodle/photoshop of it myself. or maybe there will be no image. I Will appreciate it if u give me an image tho bc i am lazy.
Q: Any rules for images?
Posted in the submission page, theres a basic ass template if u want if. Mostly boils down to dont steal from artists and please dont send stuff that will get me banned. if ur an actual artist please dont spend too too long drawing really cool designs for a dumb bracket tho bc im all likelyhood it will get knocked out by the words "pengis niples" accompanied by a crude ms paint drawing of two vague dong shapes. unless u just really want to send me a loveingly crafted top surgery tattoo design concept in which case also please sign it and/or tell me ur blog so i can link it. And please be aware that anything you submit might end up being yoinked by someone else for their tats. So like, if that would bother you. dont submit it.
Q: if i see a cool concept here can i steal it for my own tattoos?
Absolutely, half the reason I thought this might be fun is sharing ideas. I will say though, for anything beyond bad ms paint doodles and shitty photoshops, maybe go and ask the artist about it! Or at least telling them you liked their work and it inspired you for your own tattoo plans!
CURRENT IDEAS
(if its in bold then i already have an image ready to go, if its not and u got a good one i would love to see it. at the time of writing i have Zero Image bc current list is entirely my ideas. Give me more ideas please. weirder ideas.)
Buttons (sewing type)
usual hyperrealistic post mastectomy nipple tattoos, but in an uncomfortable shade of hot pink
usual hyperrealistic post mastectomy nipple tattoos, but in an uncomfortable shade of green
usual hyperrealistic blah blah blah but like, 6 of them
usual hyperrealistic but with heart shaped areolas
"[…] wires and letters are all too feeble to express what I feel […] Heaven knows how I want you - but I admire you more than ever for your attitude. A man rarely writes out his heart but I would to you. If I reach the [South] Pole I will still have a regret that you were not with me…"
Ernest Shackleton / Edward A. Wilson from Historical Polar Exploration
2ND PLACE
"Captain, you almost make me believe in luck." "Why, Mr. Spock, you almost make me believe in miracles."
Kirk/Spock from Star Trek
3RD PLACE
"I'm glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee. Here, at the end of all things."
Frodo Baggins/Samwise Gamgee from Lord of the Rings
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usually i make the promise of getting into the winners media, but oh polar exploration fandom, you all have already gotten to me. enjoy your old man yaoi, youve earned this win. im glad to have witnessed so many lovely quotes <3
thank you all for joining me on this 2 month long venture, through the delays, fuck ups, and me figuring out how the hell one runs a tourney of this kind. seeing everyone interact on here and fall in love with quotes, one of my fav things to grace this planet, is amazing. thanks for lending me your favourite words. ending this a few days after valentines is truly perfect timing.
ill dissapear (for now) to get to lifeing. youll either see me back in 4 months or 2 years.
There are too many characters named John, so I am taking it upon myself to make them fight to the death. There can only be one.
Inspired mainly by @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 but also all the other people doing character brackets.
Parameters:
Any variation of John is acceptable for this contest (Jon, Johnny, etc). If their middle or last name or whatever is a John variation they're on thin ice but you can plead your case in the propaganda and I'll consider them.
John can be any age, gender, species, whatever
Real life people named John are allowed. I will be more selective of these though because there are just too damn many of them.
One character per entry please! You can submit as many entries as you want though, I don't care.
There are too many people named John. Who will be the final John left standing??
This is a new tournament blog, where the gimmick is that you, the voters, have to guess what the theme of the tournament is.
You can submit any character you want and as many characters as you want. Please do not submit any character multiple times-- I'll be choosing the brackets based off of whoever fits the requirements. Additionally, I'll either be not seeding or seeding based off of my own opinion of their popularity, so submitting multiple times does nothing except spam me.
You can submit real people as long as they're famous. Any character is on the table. Go nuts.
