(No image provided for Goncharov/Andrey. Vote for whichever ship you like more.)
Which ship?
Goncharov/Andrey
Kawoshin (Kaworu Nagisa/Shinji Ikari)
Voting ended onDec 26, 2023
Propaganda under cut. Note: spoilers for these medias may be below.
Goncharov/Andrey propaganda
"It's like the original toxic yaoi sludge??????? They're obsessed with eachother but they're literally enemies. It's perfect."
Kawoshin propaganda
"One of the most iconic toxic yaois. They can't both live. Either Kaworu kills Shinji and the rest of humanity, or Shinji kills Kaworu and saves the rest of humanity. Shinji is so thoroughly affected by the loss of Kaworu. He regrets it, he wants to go back and let Kaworu kill him. It's the last straw for Shinji in all honesty."
(No image provided for Goncharov/Andrey. Vote for whichever ship you like more.)
Which ship?
Goncharov/Andrey
Lawlight (L/Light)
Voting ended onJan 16, 2024
Propaganda under cut. Note: spoilers for these medias may be below.
Goncharov/Andrey propaganda
"It's like the original toxic yaoi sludge??????? They're obsessed with eachother but they're literally enemies. It's perfect."
Lawlight propaganda
"doomed by the narrative, age gap, voyerism, sexy sexy mind games, one kills the other, insane judas and jesus parallels, incredibly homosexual foot washing scene"
Propaganda under cut. Note: spoilers for these medias may be below.
Kawoshin propaganda
"One of the most iconic toxic yaois. They can't both live. Either Kaworu kills Shinji and the rest of humanity, or Shinji kills Kaworu and saves the rest of humanity. Shinji is so thoroughly affected by the loss of Kaworu. He regrets it, he wants to go back and let Kaworu kill him. It's the last straw for Shinji in all honesty."
Ivantill propaganda
"SO BLAAAACK BLACK AS IT CAN BEEEEE.... anyways. These two are so.... <333. They're stuck in a music competition where if you lose you die. Ivan doesn't show much emotion but truly comes alive when he's around or talking about Till. Till is rebellious and is often beat by the aliens holding them hostage. Till is also in love with a girl named Mizi. Who is in a relationship. Yeah.... Ivan tried to escape with Till, and they almost made it out, but Till went back for Mizi and now they're stuck. Till and Ivan are going against each other in the next round of the competition and I'm so scared guys"
Toxic Sludge Yaoi Tournament: Goncharov/Andrey (Goncharov) Vs Ganlink (Legend of Zelda)
(No image provided for Goncharov/Andrey. Vote for whichever ship you like more.)
Which ship?
Goncharov/Andrey
Ganlink (Ganon/Link)
Voting ended onDec 7, 2023
Propaganda under cut. Note: spoilers for these medias may be below.
Goncharov/Andrey propaganda
"It's like the original toxic yaoi sludge??????? They're obsessed with eachother but they're literally enemies. It's perfect."
Ganlink propaganda
"They're forever connected, doomed to fight and clash again and again and again. I mean realistically you could ship any Link with any Ganon and it'd work. This is sorta like a genre of ship since ganondorf and Link change so much depending on the game."
Propaganda under cut. Note: spoilers for these medias may be below.
Kawoshin propaganda
"One of the most iconic toxic yaois. They can't both live. Either Kaworu kills Shinji and the rest of humanity, or Shinji kills Kaworu and saves the rest of humanity. Shinji is so thoroughly affected by the loss of Kaworu. He regrets it, he wants to go back and let Kaworu kill him. It's the last straw for Shinji in all honesty."
Dirkjake propaganda
"they are the definition of autism to autism miscommunication. neither of them want to actually be in a relationship with each other yet they stay together. because they're all either of them has ever known."
"Dirk and Jake date for like five months and then they break up because Dirk was too clingly and Jake was too ignoring everyone. They break up while Jake is doing drugs and saying he's going to marry two of their other friends and have a million babies. They talk on screen one time in canon and it's them breaking up. Dirk also made a robot that beats up Jake."
Propaganda under cut. Note: spoilers for these medias may be below.
Rhack propaganda
"Rhys idolized the man that Jack once was, and when he accidentally uploaded an AI of Jack into his own brain, and that Jack AI realized that Rhys idolizes him, he used that to his advantage to manipulate and exploit Rhys and made him betray all his friends. Also Jack had a whole plan to cut Rhys open and install a metal skeleton inside him so he could literally live inside and pilot his super sexy body."
Makoyomi propaganda
"They have. 4D chess mind hate sex 24/7. They want each other dead. They also have silly passive aggressive banter. Makoto probably calls Yomi every morning to ask what mask he should wear. Yomi regularly calls Makoto "masked freak" and "balloon boy". It's sympathetic villain vs cartoonishly evil villain. Literally they're everything!!! To me!!!!!"
Toxic Sludge Yaoi Tournament: Rhack (Borderlands) Vs Dirkjake (Homestuck)
(Vote for whichever you like more.)
Which ship?
Rhack (Rhys/Handsome Jack)
Dirkjake (Dirk Strider/Jake English)
Voting ended onNov 23, 2023
Propaganda under the cut. Note: spoilers for these medias may be below.
Rhack propaganda
"Rhys idolized the man that Jack once was, and when he accidentally uploaded an AI of Jack into his own brain, and that Jack AI realized that Rhys idolizes him, he used that to his advantage to manipulate and exploit Rhys and made him betray all his friends. Also Jack had a whole plan to cut Rhys open and install a metal skeleton inside him so he could literally live inside and pilot his super sexy body."
Dirkjake propaganda
"they are the definition of autism to autism miscommunication. neither of them want to actually be in a relationship with each other yet they stay together. because they're all either of them has ever known."
"Dirk and Jake date for like five months and then they break up because Dirk was too clingly and Jake was too ignoring everyone. They break up while Jake is doing drugs and saying he's going to marry two of their other friends and have a million babies. They talk on screen one time in canon and it's them breaking up. Dirk also made a robot that beats up Jake."