Incorrect quotes but it’s things I’ve heard in trade school
Characters included: Hinata; Kageyama; Tanaka; Tsukishima; Nishinoya; Ukai; Asahi
Warnings: cursing, biting kind of
A/N: soooo it’s been a while, my bad I kinda got side tracked with life & all! So I graduated high school, spent a year trying to chase a degree before saying fuck it, I’ll just work on cars and enrolling in trade school! And well, me being me, I started a quote list from my beloved classmates so here’s some incorrect quotes straight from the mouths of my friends!
Hinata: Where’s its arms?!?!
Kageyama: Hinata, have you ever seen a bird with arms?
Tanaka: If someone said Godzilla was coming to end the world I think everyone would believe it.
Tanaka: Are you the energy drink fairy?
Nishinoya: Hey coach Ukai, knock knock
Hinata: What’s your name?!?
Tsukishima: Don’t give these people your name.
Ukai: Underage drinking is bad and you shouldn’t do it BUT if you decide to please just don’t get caught.
Asahi: I don’t get karma cause karmas a bitch and I don’t get those
Tsukishima: I'm just saying you're more likely to get bit by a person.
Nishinoya: I'll bite you right now!
Tanaka: WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! Vogue Vogue Vogue
Kageyama: That wasn't me that was our resident leprechaun!
Team in unison: Number 15 Burger King footlettuce
Ukai: I don't know what that is
Nishinoya: YOU DON'T KNOW BURGER KING FOOTLETTUCE?!?!