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Day 5: Journalist
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Y/n's Cafe!
Server Friend: Look at all these customers from the midnight ride. I smell diner success!
Server!Y/n*Glaring at her* Really? 'Cause I smell baked crotch. Can robots fart? Because I feel like I'm smelling that too...
A couple of Cybertronians overhearing you...and they discreetly smell themselves and slide a bit lower on their booths, embarrassed...
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IDW Bonecrusher: Service, service, service, service, service, serv...
Server!Y/n*Arriving to the table, looking at the con*you heard your bro,Service him~
TFA Mixmaster: Oh, crushed!
IDW Hook: Hey, you better be careful, 'cause I can give you a run for your money.
Server!Y/n: I don't have any money.
TFA!Scrapper*Looking up and down at you with an attempt to flirt* Well, with a body like that, you don't need any~
IDW Hook: Oh! Ba-bam!
Server!Y/n: Did you actually think that was a good line, or is that what you do so the check gets paid by buddy?
TFA!Scrapper: Hold on, who said I was the one paying?
Server!Y/n: Let me see your Hands.
TFA!Scrapper*Shows you his palms and smirks* What...looking to see if I have poor-mech dents?
Server!Y/n: No, I wanted to see how big your spike is...With servos that size, you'd better be rich
TFA!Scrapper*Jaw drops with a KLANG*...
IDW Hook: Oh! Shazam!
IDW Bonecrusher*Finding this tiny server amusing but still reprimands friend* Not cool, bro~
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In a booth away from them are IDW Scrapper and Scavenger, watching another version of themselves blow their interactions with their own server, while their servers treat them nicely and cordially, given that they treated the server modestly
Idw Scrapper*Sees the other him and cringes at himself and sees you bring him once again his purple rain cocktail, his favorite drink here so far, along with energon rock candy and galaxy grapes he shares with Scavanger* Thank you for these sweetspark, and I'm sorry for my buddies...
IDW Scavenger*Lights up as he picks in his servo the glowing blue/purple grape and bites into the sweet energon treat. He motors purr in delight to the fusion food delicacy*
Server!Y/n*Seeing your co-worker roasting the other cons smiles at the nicer ones*Oh please, nothing we haven't dealt with before~
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Beachcomber*Who is flirting with the sexy bartender human, drunk out of his gourd,Pays full price and gives a generous tip*O-one last question I-HEHE~...I-I just haveto ask um-
Bartender!Y/n*Is cleaning a glass with a smile*
Beachcomber*He winks at you with finger guns*W-would you mind if, Um...WELL!-Would you mind if I ripped off all your clothes with my dermas?~
Bartender!Y/n*Smiles as you set the glass down and look him straight in the optics with a smile*Gods, Id be honored~
Beachcomber:....
Beachcomber*Who elbow gave out from your comment as his vents are on full blast, didn't think you said THAT, or he GET THAT FAR*I-I'll be right back!
Bartender!Y/n*Who sighs seeing him tripping over and over to the door*Ok, after that, how can I not hit that?...
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Rung*Showing his brother, who is in disguise like himself, Y/n cafe*This place is great, you know!I t's whimsical AND fun!~
Unicron*Sees the human servers and staff, spots the kitchen door open, and spots you, the cook*...
Cook!Y/n*Glances at him*WHAT YOU LOOKING AT MOTHER FUCKER!-*Slams the door at their faces*
Unicron*Points at the door*I like that one...
Rung*Knows the cook is the most terrifying human in the establishment after the owner*A-ah...
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