#tf primus

[luxthestrange]

The Spaceship's therapist spouse

Inside swerve's bar when everyone is passed out from drinking, Rung sat on his booth drinking with Megatron, Fortress Maximus, Ultra magnus and swerve...

Rung*Looks into his cube and sobs*I miss my spouse...I miss them a lot....

Swerve: Damn, how drunk are ya, bud?... you're not married...

RungSniffles and slumps his chin on the bar table*I-I MISS MY SPOUSEEEEE-SShh...

Before Megatron or even Fort Max could react rung passed out on the floor, resulting in a couple of mechs laughing at that. Ultra Magnus was about to help when Megatron stopped him

Megatron*Sighs and puts his own drink down, picking up the therapist in his servos*Oh primus...I will take him to his berthroom

As Megatron took Rung to his berthroom and lay him on the slat, he still heard Rung's mumbles about this "spouse", he was honestly skeptical about Rung having a romantic life... Rung is rather a private mech, but Megatron can see Rung as a good mech who could be a wonderful conjunx-

Megatron*Sees rung's glasses are slipping and goes to adjust them only to freeze when an incoming call appears on rung's screens*wHAT-

It has a pink filter with a picture profile of Rung himself sleeping, but the caller's id has the name he never heard...Y/n?-There no ship members with that name, the call answers itself and in the call there is a humanoid being bathing in a bubble bath their humming a tune, they lift their wet leg up sensually and their hands wipping the soap off it

??Y/n*Hasnt looked at the screen yet as they blow at the bubbles flying in the air*Oooh, honeybunny~ Our anniversary is coming up, and I thought maybe you and I can renew our vows?~ I'm sure those silly bots can manage without you for a week~

Megatron's voice box glitched, unable to talk, as you, a "human" proceed to talk more to "rung" who is passed out cold beside him, but you continue with your love proposal-

??!Y/n*Giggles as you sit up, the bubbles barely covering your chest modestly as you pour hot water on your back to him*...just imagine!~ We could relax by the beach!~ We could go to those craft stores you love and buy more of your model ships!~and at night we can maybe do a rewing of our honeymoon, Oh i just MISS your sweet sweet valve for me to devour, or that how you stuffed me-....

??!Y/n*Sees Megatron finally and your passed out husband takes his glasses off his face, his BEAUTIFUL face with those eyes that charmed you oh so much, and suddenly your eyes go red and your voice booms*WHO.ARE.YOU.WORM?... you dare touch my husband?

Megatron:I-I WA-WAIT NO-

??!Y/n*Grabs the camera*I AM COMING FOR YOUR HEAD NO ONE CAN HAVE MY BELOVED HONETBUNNY BUT ME!?-

SIGNAL LOST. It seems you destroyed the device from your end, and Megatron sees Rung is waking up, still tipsy, and grabs his glasses, seeing Megatron and smiles at him

Rung*Is slurring his as his optics still are dimmed*O-oh megatron...tha-nk you for bringing me h-here-

Megatron*Who has no idea what just happened but looks at rung*Your spouse is...real...and they are coming-

Rung: oH THAS...Niceeeee...my spouse ish coming...MY SPOUSE IS COMING!?!

Rung*Got sobered quickly and sprung out of his berth with a horrified realization*OHNONONONO!-D-DID THEY APPEAR M-MAD?-d-did they see you?...my beloved is a bit possessive-

The ship's alarms blare as red alerts cry out to everyone about a giant tear in the fabric of space, before the ship, a giant hand appears to make the tear even bigger, as many eyes appear within the bleak nothingness of the void

Rung: Oh dear...they are here

Think of that scene of Eris...from Sinbad, Anyway, Eldritch Chaos being y/n is married to Primus...and even when he took the identity of Rung, you love him, he is your cut,e silly tenderhearted hubby wubby...and those damn eyes conquered you its a you fell first and harder-

MAYBE a tad yandere reader...

Part 2

[mikasslime]

"If you won't do what's best for your kin by your own will, then you shall do it by mine."

[raileurta]

Primus: Why are your creations constantly acting like they're going through a manic episode???

Unicron: Leave them alone! At least my species hasn't been in a million year long war that has wiped out most of their species!

Primus: That's rich coming from you.

Primus: Humans have at minimum like three different wars going on and they have invented so many war crimes that I can't even begin to wrap my mind around.

Unicron: As my humans say YOUR FACE IS A WAR CRIME!

Primus: THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE?!?!???

[sofieartz]

[ Transformers ]

Rung or whoever this guy is...

Been wanting to draw him for a while, finally got around to actually do it ^^

[startheskelaton]

Primus

[rorythehedgehog]

Eywa: “Admit it: you care about the humans!” 🫵

Unicron: “No! I don’t!” 😑

Primus: “Those people are trying to make extreme activities.”

Unicron: “Well, let those idiots do whatever they were thinking. It’s not my problem.”

Different humans on Earth are doing bungee jumping, mountain climbing, paragliding (parapendio), scuba diving (immersione subacquea), parkour and other dangerous and extreme sports. Plus some humans are on a mission with the Autobots and are fighting against the Decepticons.

Unicron realizes: “Wait… THOSE ARE MY IDIOTS CHILDREN!!!” 😱

Primus and Eywa: 😌😏

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If only Unicron was given time to see the Earth (in any universe where he’s Earth or ‘she’ also because of the other name ‘Mother Earth’), he/she would appreciate the flora and fauna of the planet and humanity. With all the chaos and balance within.

Unicron, what did you expect from us humans? Apart from taking some of your traits?

[shrimpshrimpshrimp333]

Prowl, bumblebee…and primus

[mikka-minns]

Yall know how Rung was only realy planed to be Primus in JRO's writing and every other idw writer was going for a more mystival aproach?

What if the primes were written to fit in better with the "Rung is Primus", like maybe they too lost their memories, were mythologized and their myth versions look apsolutley nothing like them (or just twink/smaller/simpler versions of themselves) and only a handfull of them actualy kept their original names?

It would be Pretty funny, like:

Optimus asks Alpha Trion if his name has anything to do with the third prime and he's like "no?? Its my name, that dead weirdo cant gatekeep a name" (he'd probably be one to keep his name idk)

Liege Maximo has personal vendeta against people who lie too much; Megatronus is posting Megatron hate content and calling him a loser; Prima is a lowkey chill guy who doesnt believe in primus that much - just something that contradicts their past/mythical selves.

And even better if they're all friends and with Rung too!

And the only one who realises these are all Primus and the 13? Unicron who visits in his own small, non-mythical form (like maybe he isnt a planet at all and its just a myth to match Primus) and thinks everyone is playing dumb on purpose.