Jul 15, 2025
beard: when we first came in we were as wholesome and healthy as the family in the brady bunch, and now we’re as dysfunctional and incestuous as the cast of the brady bunch.
ted: i agree with coach beard, this is getting creepy.
jan maas: no more creepy than when trent crimm wears tight jeans and you say “i’d like to slap those bums on the grill”.
trent: WHAT?
ted: first of all, i don’t talk like that and where i’m from it’s perfectly normal to talk about male friends’ backsides.
ted: but you don’t see me saying anything crazy about jamie and roy’ weird relationship.
[jamie and roy look each other in the eyes and hold hands]
jamie and roy, in unison: they’re just jealous.
