Two Realities
@mistcken @dementedspeedster @flyingambulist/ @ohhicas (so is also the wonderful artist)
(Dove, I'm so sad I never got a picture done of Werner and all his cygnets.)

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Two Realities
@mistcken @dementedspeedster @flyingambulist/ @ohhicas (so is also the wonderful artist)
(Dove, I'm so sad I never got a picture done of Werner and all his cygnets.)
@thegravecartel | liked.
Oh, dear. Kyung and Jake haven’t spoken in a while, have that? If at all, considering they barely know each other. Yes, they’re acquaintances, but acquaintances are not close enough to do with... Well, this.
A very hyper, loud, and bouncing Jake shows up before her. He’s drunk and high, two terribly dangerous things to be, especially for him. Perhaps she can tell by how much he’s wobbling, looking like his legs may give out below his body. Still, there’s a big, goofy smile on his face from ear to ear, only stopped by two green swirls on either cheek.
“I barely know you!” he suddenly blurts out as loud as he can before wrapping her in a tight hug. “Oh, Kyung, we have to change that, don’t we? We can’t keep living our lives like two tangential and parallel lines! We have to intercept! Are you picking up what I’m putting down?!”
He doesn’t wait for an answer.
“We should kiss!”
@haldidnotsolvepi | closed.
Somehow, for whatever reason, Jake put his tongue on that stupid, stupid lollipop yet again. He could’ve sworn he swore off that blasted thing years ago, so why did he indulge in it now? Perhaps he remembered right after he did it, but after how much alcohol he proceeded to consume, the memories faded away.
Regardless of why, the trickster got the bright idea of going to bother his dear friend and decided to act on it. After floating to a transportalizer and more or less stumbling his way to the front door, he pounded his fist against it before beginning to yell with the hopes of being heard through the walls.
❝ Knock, knock, knock-y knock! Oh, Dirky!! Is the doctor in?! ❞
He didn’t plan on stopping the knocks until someone answered, even beginning to drum out little melodies of songs he could remember. They had to be home -- if not, he was going to find them one way or another.
@strider-gonna-stride | closed.
Who knows where that lollipop went? It fell down that cavern on Prospit, then got destroyed as they god tiered, never to be touched again. Right?
Well, apparently not, because now Jake had it not only in his hands but apparently on his tongue at one point. It more or less showed up while he was exploring a ruin on LoMaX, and its magnetic-like pull forced his face on it.
Now, he stands before Dirk, a wide smile on his face. They had just begun to fix their relationship after everything that had gone down, and although they hadn’t become an item once again, he couldn’t be damned to know that. A kiss would do them good, yes?
“Dee-dee-dee-Dirky!!” he sang, walking towards them. “Do you want some sweets?!”
@winclything | liked.
oh dear. oh dear, oh dear. it seems john’s peaceful day is about to be rudely interrupted by the sudden appearance of a jake who looks like a rainbow hit him square in the face. he hovers above the ground a few feet behind them, bending over, his hands suddenly clamping down on the other’s shoulders. what could possibly be worse than this?
him opening his mouth.
“ OH EGGBOY!! ITS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU! CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING REALLY REALLY REALLY OVER THE TOP EXTREMELY HUGELY AND MASSIVELY IMPORTANT?! ”
@princeawake | liked.
Here it comes. Like a speeding bullet, a very colourful and wobbly Jake flies directly into the other, encasing them in a hug which may or may not have had the force to knock them over. Didn’t really matter all too much for him, considering he was floating through the air this entire time. And, for a brief moment, he squeezes them with a death grip, as if he were trying to wring them out.
Then, he suddenly shouts at them. “So, Dork! Dirt! Dirky -- Is it fair to assume you’re free to bump some gums right about now?!”
@nebulaeics | liked.
out of all the people to see him like this, jade was probably the last one he’d want. when sober, that is. which he just so happens to very clearly not be. the trickster basically bolts towards her the second he sees her, a hand reaching out to grab her arm as tight as he possibly could.
then, that signature yell. ❝ Jadey badey!!! Im so glad to feast my eyes on you! How long has it been since we last kicked the can or chewed the fat? ❞ he’s practically stumbling over each word, most of them blurring together into some unclear babble.
❝ We need to catch up! And thats nothing short of an order. ❞
@crockheir | closed.
oh , how the tables have turned . do you remember the last time this happened ? of course you do . jane came to you in a strange outfit and berated you while you were down in the dumps , scaring the ever-loving crap out of you , before giving you a good kick between the legs . then , you remember nothing .
now , it’s jane’s turn to get berated . wearing your oh so cute bowtie and red shorts , with the matching stripped stalkings , you’ve never felt happier . in fact , you feel confident ! that’s new , isn’t it ? not constantly beating yourself up over social interactions , telling yourself to stay at home rather than see others so you don’t embarrass yourself . no , this time around , you’re excited to go see her ! you want to talk to her !
thankfully , your search doesn’t last too long before you find exactly who you’re looking for . you seem unable to speak in a normal tone of voice , shouting , even if she was only a few meters before you .
❝ JANEY BANEY !!! OH ITS SO GOOD TO FEAST MY EYES ON YOU !! IVE BEEN LOOKING UP AND DOWN AND ALL AROUND FOR YOUR CABOOSE LET ME TELL YOU !!! ❞
walking would be near impossible after how much alcohol you just downed moments ago , so you gently float over to her , a big , goofy smile on your face .
❝ DO YOU WANNA HAVE SOME FUN ??? ❞