Pt. 2 of the twisted kill methods HC, this time the lethals. Much shorter than the mains but I'm gonna do the rares next
Dandy: Upon catching a toon, they are first immobilized by the twisted's mighty jaws. During the struggle, it will continue to bite down on the target while using its claws as leverage, physically tearing them apart as its teeth either decapitates or bisects them.
Dyle: Using its speed, this twisted quickly wraps itself around a toon's body, first halting their movement before squeezing them until either the toon's body shuts down, or the toon is crushed to death.
Both: These twisteds' claws can deliver a venomous injection into the toon's stream of ichor, causing a near-instantaneous death.
- Ganon
I nearly panicked because I didn't see that part 1 was part of the purge The Universe did.
Either who, loved reading both parts. Thank you for sharing.
I bless you with extra holiday twisted encounters.
Not so friendly reminder that the appropriate response to a dog barking from several feet away is NOT to pull a switchblade and tell that dog’s owner multiple times that you’re going to kill her dog.
I’m fine. Lizzy is fine. But WTF. Frankly, my pal, I’m pretty sure my dog had the right idea barking at you. She was warning YOU not to come closer to HER or to ME. Because apparently you had both a weapon and a hostility problem.
Me: I want to write a cute, fluffy one shot about Cobigail and Inspekta...
My brain: what if Kratos came to the grove instead of Godpoke and Inspekta tricked him into killing all the other gods?
Me: I'd rather focus on this adorable friendship piece...
My brain: he'd probably take out Cobigail with flaming arrows, Bauhauzzo would go down easy with the Nemian gauntlets...
Me: but...
My brain: he'd pry open Mitternaucht's mask, squeeze her heart till it pops..
Me: but...
My brain: Click-clack would be three phases, with a final form after Kratos cracks his mask off. Of course Thespius would be pissed and Kratos would have to fight him next, probably climb him colossus style, slash Tony's strings then stab out his eyes.
Me: that's just wrong...
My brain: after all that he'd encounter King who'd use Megapon to fight and try to tell him he'd been deceived but he'd only believe her after delivering the fatal blow.
Then he'd fight Inspekta and slash him open after an initial phase, only to reveal his army of infinite hands and have to fight a few waves of those. Then Kratos would realize the only way to stop inspekta is by throwing him through the rift, reducing him to mortal form and then beating Hector to a pulp for all the trouble he caused.
After all that Kratos would have to go through the rift himself and become a god (again) and use the blades of chaos to pull the rift closed.
Request for Admin Frost! Could I request headcanons for Soap, Konig, and Ghost realising his feelings for gender neutral reader?
Hi I’m so sorry this took so long! I had to do some research on their backgrounds to make sure everything I wrote was accurate. I deffo went overboard but I hope you enjoy! I 100% enjoyed writing my first MW request ☺️☺️
TW: Blood, slight gore
Soap
• You and Johnny were childhood best friends and neighbors growing up. You would beat up anyone who made fun of him for any reason and he would do the same for you. When you were teenagers you would still do the same
• At the age of 16 you would join him and his cousin on trips to the base to see what it was like. You both absolutely loved what you saw and made plans to join as soon as you can
• You would tell Johnny to wait to join the SAS until he was 18 so you could join together but he decided to try to enroll anyway. He would lie about his age and would be caught and rejected every single time. You would laugh at him every time he came home and say I told you so
• You turned 18 before he did but decided to wait for him before you joined. Shortly after, you were both able to officially join the selection for the 22 Regiment. Both of you excelled in every single test and worked extremely well and smoothly together as a team
• Captain Price was evaluator for both of you and recognized your natural skills and dedication to get the job done as quickly as possible with little to no casualties on your team. While you trained as a pilot and intelligence expert, Johnny trained as a sniper and demolitions expert
• You had an IQ of 146 which made your planning for missions extremely successful as you were able to plan for every possible situation and a resolution for any potential problem you can across
• Price recruited you both for his Bravo Team to secure cargo for possible WMD’s. It’s where he gets the call name Soap which you laughed at when he told you. He’s proud of it tho and whenever anyone asks what the hell kind of name is Soap you laugh to yourself and try to conceal it when he shoots you a playful glare
• It wasn’t until Johnny nearly fell to his death until Price caught him, did you realize that you loved him much more than just a childhood friend
• You cried that night. Reality hitting you that you could lose him at any moment with this type of profession. Either one of you could lose your life just like that
• You debate telling him over the next week few years. When you try to tell him, someone or something always stops you. And there are times where you aren’t on the same mission together and don’t see each other for several months on end
• You felt yourself fall deeper for him when one night a Military Police officer kept hitting on you and touching you without consent outside of the bar you and Johnny were enjoying yourselves in. When Johnny comes back after using the bathroom and witnesses your altercation with the man, he comes up and punches him in the face. Knocking him out and he locks the officer in his own vehicle. You tell him that you love him that night and kiss him. But the next morning he wakes up with a hangover and says he doesn’t remember anything bc he was too drunk. You feel dejected
• A couple years later you join Price’s TF141 in the fight against Hassan
• Due to your excellence in planning and executing perfect directions, you’re able to find out the possible location of the compound Hassan is taking refuge in
• The team and Shadow Compamy takes Hassan to another town where you’re told not to kill him and are ambushed by the Mexican Army and cartel yet again. To the horror of everyone, especially Johnny, you did not make it to the extraction
• Johnny couldn’t sleep until they find you. He was searching everywhere and interrogating all cartel members in the hopes of learning of where you were taken. He wants to kill anyone who would think of taking you from him. His rock. His best friend. The person who he loved but was too scared to tell
• The team and Shadow Company get intel that you were taken by a cartel boss named El Sin Nombre and they want all the intel you have
• Johnny volunteers to infiltrate the compound as a hostage. When he’s being interrogated it’s Alejandro who discovers your location and the bad shape you’re in. You’re tied to a chair and they broke your leg so that you couldn’t escape if you were able to untie yourself
• He tells you that the group is here to capture El Sin Nombre and to rescue you. That it was Soap who helped discover the location
• You ask where he is and Alejandro tells you the details of the mission and you’re horrified. They could kill him. They killed another man right in front of you, his blood and brain matter sprayed on your face
• Alejandro tells you that he needs to go back downstairs but they’ll be coming back for you soon. When you hear that, you’re both worried and excited to see Johnny again. It’s been a hellish week. You just want to be in his arms
• Johnny is told to go wait upstairs and he meets up with Alejandro. He tells Johnny that he was able to find you and tells him the situation you’re in. Johnny feels enraged. He wants to kill every single person in this compound. But your safety comes first. Alejandro tells him what room you’re in and they split up
• When you see each other again you both bust into tears. You’re so relieved to see that the other is alive and Johnny quickly cuts the rope tying you down and carefully pulls you into a hug. You both finally felt like your heart was back together in once piece
• While the group and Shadow Company capture El Sin Nombre and kill the other cartel members, Johnny carefully carries you to the medevac so that the medics can take care of your wounds
• He never stops holding your hand. Not when they had to rebreak your leg since it started healing wrong, not when he learns the cartel boss is someone Alejandro used to be acquainted with, and not when you passed out due to exhaustion as you flew back to base
• He was there the whole time you were in the hospital. Knee bouncing and hands shaking while he waited for you to wake up
• After 3 days you finally slowly come to, you notice the smell of sterile chemicals and a bright white light. When you open your eyes the room is blurry but to your left you see Johnny leaning over the hospital bed asleep while gripping your hand
• Your slight movement instantly woke Johnny up and he immediately rushes to sit up and starts tearing up. He tells you that he couldn’t sleep knowing you weren’t beside him. And the exhaustion finally got to him the moment you were back in his arms. You ask him how he found you. And he said he tried to think like you when thinking like him wasn’t working, which made you both chuckle and smile
• You both start to say something at the same time but Johnny tells you to go first. You tell him about the night at the bar a few years ago. How you told him that you loved him and how you kissed but he said he didn’t remember. Johnny is shocked. He wishes he did. Then you would’ve gotten together a long time ago. He asks if you still do, bc he loves you so much he doesn’t know what to do with himself
• Of course you still do. And you share a long awaited passionate kiss
König
• König met you when you were both new recruits in the military at the age of 17
• During your recruit days you tried to have conversations with him. You were so curious about the giant man beneath the mask. The conversations you did have were always work related and when you asked him personal questions it always turned awkward
• You both signed up to be recon snipers but König was rejected due to his size and inability to stay still. You on the other hand, were ranked in the top 5
• König comes over to congratulate you but you can tell there’s a hint of sadness in his tone. So you tell him that no matter what he ends up doing, he’ll be phenomenal at it. And that you wish he was able to do what he wants
• He thanks you and you don’t see him again until you’re both recruited to join KorTac a few years later
• You’re surprised when you see him. His mask has changed and you could only tell it was him by his voice. You didn’t know it was possible for him to become bulkier but the man was the size of a mountain
• You’ve changed as well. You were able to hone in on your sniping skills and became one of the best snipers in the world with 247 kills under your belt in a short amount of time
• He walked up to you and said he remembered you from being recruits and asked you how you’ve been. You felt your heart skip a beat. You didn’t think he’d outright start a conversation with you
• You told him that you were doing well and asked him how he was, not expecting him to tell you anything just like how he was before
• But he tells you that he’s been doing well as well. That he took down Al-Qatala in Berlin which was involved in human-trafficking and managed to take down all 12 fighters single handedly and freeing the hostages. They were scared of his mask tho so his team had to take over
• You were throughly impressed. You told him how you were able to keep your whole team alive by sniping every enemy you saw with 100% accuracy
• Later on you both are constantly put together on a team to do extremely dangerous and difficult missions. Patching each other up when you get injured and having a lot of deep conversations when huddled up together in the safe house on cold nights
• You ask him why he never really talked to you before when you were recruits and he tells you he had severe social anxiety and it was hard for him. It took years of practice and therapy to start to be comfortable with it. Tho he never easily opened up to anyone like he has with you
• Over a few months you realize that you’re in love with him. You love who he is as a person. It gives you a warm feeling but you’re also scared. You don’t want to tell him your feelings in case he rejects you. You’re content with what you have
• It’s König who confesses first
• You’re on a mission in Russia during Christmas time and you’re trying your best to keep warm in the safe house during the harsh winter storm
• You’re sharing a blanket by the fireplace and keeping close contact so that the body heat keeps your fingers and toes from falling off
• König can’t hold it in anymore. He sits you both up and tells you that he needs to get something off his chest even tho this probably isn’t the best timing
• You tell him it’s okay and you feel your heart racing. Did he find out that you’re in love with him? Is he going to reject you and say he never wants to see you again?
• He quieted down your worries when he took both of your hands in his and looks you in the eyes. He looks extremely nervous
• He says that he’s been in love with you for years. Since you were recruits. That he’s so grateful for these missions to get the chance to get to know you and fall even deeper in love
• You feel the blush spread across your cheeks as he tells you this and your hands begin to slightly tremble. You tell him that you love him too
• He feels giddy and decides he wants to show you his face. And when he takes it off you didn’t think it was possible to fall in love even more but as you gaze into his pale, blue sea eyes and see his perfectly shaped nose, you ask him if it’s okay if you can kiss him
• He says yes and you lean in to gently press your lips to his. It’s the sweetest kiss you’ve ever had in your life and as you pull away and smile at each other, you both know that you want to spend the rest of your time together
Ghost
• You are a new addition to TF141 with high speciality in weapons and combat. Laswell told Price that she wanted you to join the team in the mission to capture Major Hassan Zyani
• The team was informed about a new member that would be coming within a week after Hassan escaped from their first capture due to the Mexican Army and cartel
• Ghost didn’t really have much of an impression or opinion about you at first. He honestly didn’t think they needed another member on the team but they can’t go against a direct order
• You kind of reminded him of Johnny in a way, with the way you always have a more positive look on things and try to crack jokes with him
• You and Johnny will even team up to poke a little fun. You’ll try to have Gaz join you, but he’s too terrified of the harsh glares and curses the Lieutenant sends your way to even think about doing something like that
• Despite your smaller stature, you’re one of the only few people who are able to go toe to toe against Ghost in combat without getting your ass beat in 5 seconds
• One time even managing to best him with the result of you straddling his lap with a knife to his throat
• It’s after that when you’ve slowly but surely managed to worm your way into his heart. He starts to pay a little more attention to you and your whereabouts
• He sees you as a close friend. Even goes to far as to tell you his real name and bits and pieces of his traumatic past
• His heart skips a beat when you hug him for the first time. He thinks nothing of it and passes it off as just being surprised with physical contact
• It’s not until you’re shot by Graves during the betrayal in Las Almas does he come to realize how much he cares for you
• Alejandro is knocked out and he sees both you and Johnny are on the ground covered in blood and he felt his heart stop
• When he yells at you and Johnny to escape and sees you both sliding down that hill, shooting at the enemy, he never felt more scared in his life
• Were you okay? Where did you get shot? Johnny was shot too, are you going to be able to protect each other?
• When he hears the radio crackle and your voice coming though, he felt like he wanted to fall to the ground in relief. But he had no time for that. He needed to help get you and Johnny out of there
• When you meet back up at the church he runs straight to you to check out the damage from the bullet wound and to make sure that you’re okay
• It’s when sees his hands covered in your blood and he realizes that he doesn’t just care for you, he loves you. He loves you so much that he doesn’t know what to do anymore. But he does know one thing, he needs to tell you. Today was too close of a call and he doesn’t want to live with any more regrets
• When you’re back on base and getting medical attention for the gunshot wound and, to his horror, some stab wounds you must’ve got during your escape, Simon comes into the room, sits down, and reaches for your hand
• You’re surprised. The only physical contact you’ve ever really had is when you’re training or the occasional hug you’d give him. You look down at the hand clutching yours and feel your heart race
• That’s when he tells you that he loves you. Seeing you get shot and not knowing whether you’re gonna bleed out or not was the worst agony he has felt in a very, very long time
• Btw Soap witnesses all of this but he knew how you both felt for each other a long time before y’all figured it out
• In private quarters he’ll take his mask off. The first time you share a room together alone he gains the courage to do it. You stare at his face for so long he starts to feel a bit self conscious and looks away
• But you put your hand on his warm cheek to get him to look at you and say that his jokes about being extremely handsome are actually true
• You look at his lips and then his eyes in silent permission. He understands what you want and meets your lips in a sweet and sensual kiss. The kiss gets a little heated but your bullet wound isn’t quite healed yet for anything spicy to happen
• Simon will show you all his scars and tell you the stories behind them. Some are pale that have healed with time and others are freshly pink. The ones on his back tickle when you run your fingers over them
• You go on every mission together from now on. With your specialty in weapons and combat along with Simon’s excellent sniper and leadership skills, you’re a powerhouse that cannot be taken down. Being alone in the safe houses ain’t too bad either, if you know what I mean
