bruce and brandys kids but more mixed

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bruce and brandys kids but more mixed
Poppy: “I made this friendship bracelet for you!”
Branch: “ah, you know, I’m not really a jewelry person.”
Poppy: “You don’t have to wear it-“
Branch: “No I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.”
I like to hc that after the events of trolls 3 the brothers would just randomly hang out, to get to know each other again and bond, and one day some random person saw them and the interaction went along the lines of:
Stranger to Branch: *Laughs* Being the oldest must be hard.
*All brothers look at each other in confusion*
Branch: Umm...I'm not the oldest.
Stranger: Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. I just though- Well because- Um... well, who is the oldest?
JD: That would be me.
Stranger: I never would have thought. It's just that Branch is always so serious and protective, of himself and the village. Plus, look at those crow's feet. *They say jokingly obvi* Anyway, sorry again. Have a nice day.
After that the brothers all turn to look at Branch, like REALLY look at Branch. The deep lines and wrinkles, probably permanently scars from living in the wild for like 20 years and his stitched up pants that he did himself. Then Branch is all like,
"What? Raising myself since I was 4 wasn't an easy easy and stress-free job to do."
And the weight of leaving a full child to fend for themselves really hits them like a truck and they start tearing up and apologizing and they sit down to finally and fully talk about the elephant in the room. I just know that after the events of trolls 3 Branch did not just fully forgive and forget the 2 decades of abandonment and probably still harbors a bit of anger and other emotions deep down but he doesn't talk about it and I need him to talk about it and just ARRGH-
The Distracted Branch Meme.
FR tho I love to imagine the Kismet as found family thing being made cannon and Brozone being Jealous of them when they Rock up to Visit Branch.
and I find it wholesome to imagine Branch met them either in a foster home as a kid and they're all fellow orphans or maybe they met in some sorta Grief support Group shorty after the first movie.
either way I love to think of them as being a Group of messed up misfits who all came together in the first place because they are all messed up and understand each other.
also Hence why I like to think they'd be overprotective of Branch and maybe even a tad insecure about him maybe loosing touch with them now that his "" Real Family "" has come back into his life.
like Honestly just imagine this as the plot of a future Tv show episode or maybe even main movie it would be so wholesome 😭😭😭😭
Doing more Trolls (Branch-centric ‘cuz he’s my favorite) headcanons:
Branch has almost perfectly trained senses from living and surviving on his own in the wilderness; he's got a very sensitive nose and he can
Branch speaks both Spanish and Korean, he learned from the K-pop Gang and Reggaeton Trolls
Kismet all have minor scars from either getting in a tussle with Branch, or saving him from trouble (taking on a big predator-critter on his own, one of his inventions almost exploding in his face, getting into confrontations with trolls bothering him (aka Creek and co.), etc.)
YK how we see how trolls can make their hair glow in the dark in ttbgo? Branch’s eyes glow in the dark. It’s pretty rare, since most trolls don’t roam in complete darkness, like he probably did for so many years to avoid detection from predators, so most trolls don’t even know they have that capability. It allows him to see in the dark, as well as scare the shit out of anyone that might catch a glance of him (Kismet, the bros, etc.)
A continuation of the hc that Branch needs glasses, from the post linked above: Since he stopped wearing glasses at such a young age, Branch struggled a lot with both reading and writing. This resulted in him having to label things in his ration-stock with very big letters, which were often also misspelled. No one, neither Kismet nor the Snackpack, thought to correct him, since they didn’t deem it too important, but Clay was genuinely saddened by the fact that Branch had had to struggle with this from such a young age. He offers to help Branch correct the mistakes and teach him how to read and write properly, which makes Branch extremely embarrassed at first, but he reluctantly obliges when he sees how nonjudgmental Clay is about it. Clay later discovers that the main reason Branch struggles so much, is bcs he needs glasses, and not just bcs he never got taught grammar past the age of like five (around the time Rosiepuff died). This has Clay silently cursing himself out, ‘cuz how could he forget in the first place that his baby brother needed glasses?? He makes it his objective to get Branch some new glasses, which Branch shows much reluctance to in the beginning, and it takes a lot of convincing from Clay, Poppy and everyone else to get him to try it. Cue Branch seeing clearly for the first time in 20 years, and the first -and almost only thing he can comment on, is how beautiful Poppy is. Cue Poppy getting emotional.
Bruce probably has the softest hair in the world, and gets pretty upset when he learns that Branch, whose hair used to be almost as soft as his, hasn’t done any haircare other than brushing it every few weeks for 20 years. That and just taking a break and relaxing overall. He takes it upon himself to try and get Branch to relax, and tries to treat him to a bro-spa-day, but ends up going way overboard with face masks, hair rollers, sauna, whale sounds, burning lavender-scented incense, etc. It’s all just way too overstimulating, and instead of relaxing, Branch is just put in a state of overwhelming, suffocating stress. Bruce his completely oblivious to this, until Brandy points out how Branch had already accidentally crushed five coconut-drinks in his hand, and maybe, he should try and sus out what’s bothering him instead of continually handing him drinks. This leads to Bruce pulling Branch away, where they have an heart-to-heart; Branch tries to apologize at first, since he was trying so hard to keep up and stay relaxed, as to not bring down the mood, and mentions how the trolls back in pop-village would always complain that he did that, back when he was gray. Bruce is heartbroken when hearing this; for one, the fact that Branch had to endure so much (frankly a little cruel) judgement from everyone around him, when he’d just been afraid, instead of anyone helping him or taking his feelings into consideration. And secondly, that he now felt he couldn’t speak up about what’s bothering him, with the fear he’d be rejected. Bruce ofc tells him he has nothing to apologize for, and that it should be him apologizing, since he never even noticed how uncomfortable Branch was; and they continue the rest of the bro-spa-day, doing something low key, but still relaxing.
Floyd partied hard during his solo-career days, and is horrified to see his baby brother with a candy sucker (I hc them as being like drugs for trolls)
Branch clings to others when he sleeps, but only sleeps when he feels secure enough, so there’s been many sleepless nights. Kismet tries to combat this by staying with him to ‘keep lookout’ while he naps. This is how they discovered the clinging, and it later evolved into all of Kismet taking regular naps together, in an almost sleep pile (think the Croods)
Branch is a silent observer and easily notices patterns and specific quirks with the ones he’s close with. This leads to him often being a step ahead; Ablaze likes his coffee a certain way at a specific time in the morning? Branch already has it ready for him when he walks in the kitchen. Hype has a tendency to bump into a specific spot on the table every time he walks past it? Branch is there, ready to hold a protective hand over the spot when he walks by. Poppy usually runs out of scrapbooking-material around the same time at the end of every week? Branch is already waiting at her door with another unrequested ‘delivery’. Branch always returning with specific things, snacks, etc, every time he return from a run in the village, because ‘he knew they (each individual member of Kismet) liked those things thing, snacks, etc.
Branch doesn’t show physical affection very often, so when he does, it’s automatic bragging-rights for whomever got shown affection (Kismet, Brozone, The Snackpack), plus it often puts them in an emotional state. (And yes, everyone (Kismet and Brozone) is very jealous of Poppy and how much more physical affection Branch shows her)
More brozone headcanons
John Dory knows French. Someone asks them if they know any other languages and JD busts out in French. The others are shocked that he knows another language and he's fluent in it. Problem is for about an hour he only speaks in French
Floyd was the kid who couldn't be trusted around stickers or glitter
Clay is the most flexible of the brothers. He can casually do the splits or a back bend. He used to bend over backwards to freak Floyd out (like the girl from the ring?)
Clay has freckles on his face, shoulders, chest and back. Hiding in the shadows of the golf course caused them to fade so they're not as prominent in his adulthood
Clay also squishes Floyd's cheeks like he did to Branch
John dropped out of high school but he did get his GED
John made up a fake amusement park for teens only when he just wanted some time away from the others. His plan worked until Spruce turned thirteen and wanted to come with him. So they left the pod together and JD broke the news to him that it was fake but he could go do what he wanted for a little bit and to not tell the others
John Dory's keychain is very basic. No extra keys for anything or charms. Just keys. His wallet however is a different story
Bruce's keychain however is so extra. Has like twenty different keys on it, lots of little charms. He just walking around jingle jangling
John could still clean up any mess the boys make faster than they ever could
Clay has shrimp posture, John Dory is constantly gently fixing it so Clay doesn't have back problems in the future
JD and Bruce are the strongest of the brothers, John just has a bad back
Bruce is like a space heater. He gives off so much body heat. But that's nothing compared to Brandy
Floyd and Clay often give off Dan and Arin from the ten minute power hour vibes. One of them is living for the chaos (often Clay) and the other is laughing his ass off at the others chaos (often Floyd). If I had the skills to animate I would totally do something like this for them but maybe I'll just write it
Chaz and his evil twin brother that I accidentally made in remix rescue, havent figured a name yet lol
LIKE I DIDN'T REALISE THEYRE SIMILAR UNTIL THEY SHOWED UP TOGETHER HAHDHJH
RANDOM Trolls HEAD-CANNON!!!!!
1. What if trolls would communicate through Dance~ (LIKE BEE’S) sometimes the music at a party is too Loud to hear over, so they will just dance at one another to communicate (or out of boredom)
2. Pop trolls are the only ones able to use their hair the easiest, in the first movie we get a lot of hair action with the POP Trolls in the second movie it’s barely used the funk trolls don’t use it the classical trolls the techno trolls. NONE of them use their hair, the country trolls use a mustache but nothing else. Even the Rock trolls didn’t use it but when rock Branch used his mullet it took him a few seconds and concentration to get it to grab Poppy. WHAT am I building too? Good question I think the Pop trolls are the only ones who have a good enough control over their hair because they started gaining those hair abilities due to the bergans catching and eating the pop trolls and they started gaining a defense mechanism against predators (Bergans).