Has literally no one but me thought of shoving truthless recluse, pure vanilla, fount of knowledge and shadow milk together like dolls and nightmare poly shipping them??
BECAUSE I'VE HEARD IT TWICE. THAT I'M THE ONLY MFER.
The day after the news that shadow milk cookie wasn't fully lying, shadow milk and pure vanilla making up and the recent revelations about everyone's feelings.
Pure vanilla after forcing himself to feel better.
invited the main 3, the jester, the teacher and the.. crow for a private meeting in his quarters for an important talk.
"thank you all for coming.." pure vanilla stated, his voice still had this saddened emptiness to it.
But he tried to put on a warm smile, despite his heart feeling cold.
"soooo... What is it?" Recluse asked with a growl, he forced himself out of his bed rotting for this.
"yeah.." shadow milk asked. "Please do inform us, w-we're not in trouble see we?" Sage, the fount of knowledge, questions.
"absolutely no one is in trouble. This is actually a positive talk.. I have a positive question to ask you all. At least you may perceive it as such." Pure vanilla explains.
The trio looks at eachother in confusion before returning their attention to the angel.
"go on..." recluse spoke. His tone lined with suspicion.
"well I'm sure you're all aware.. of how we all feel towards one another...
So I am curious.. how would you feel if we just...all dated..?" Pure vanilla asked, gently yet awkwardly.
"...like... all be boyfriend's..?" Recluse inquired for clarification.
"yes..ha..haha.." pure vanilla dryly chuckled.
"wait really!?" Shadow milk excitedly perked up.
"that's wonderful! ...so..my I ask is this in affect now? Or later..?" Sage wondered. Tapping his chin with his paw.
"now.. if you all so wish."
"holy fuck.. haha.. I got 3 bad bitches for real."
"w-what...??"
".. however before you all get carried away! I have rules..
Recluse and sage together is fine, me and shadow milk cookie together is fine but if shadow milk cookie wants to get engaged to recluse, I and sage will require permission.
Legal marriage will not be allowed... But you may still throw a wedding party. No children together without permission."
When pure vanilla says those words shadow milk glances at sage.
"and lastly, no more scares or pranks like that! None of you!"
"I wasn't lying really.. look at orb. You'll make it cry.."
"...you're eggnant..."
"AND?"
*sighs* "alright bluebird...
I think that's it.. that's all I wanted to discuss. I love you all.."
"...I have 3 boyfriends???????" Sage stammers. His cheek flushed an azure blue.
"hehe~ sooooo sagey? Can I try your chapstick now we're da-"
