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Sanders Sides where everything is generally the same, but Logan calls Roman his “other half”, because he genuinely doesn’t know the romantic connotations of that phrase. He only says that, because each of them represents – in general – one of two hemispheres, so together they make up an entire brain.

Virgil and Patton have a quiet agreement to not explain it to Logan to not embarrass him, whereas the dark sides genuinely think he and Roman are dating. But Logan didn’t even know they believe in that, because Janus’ comments are always very vague on purpose and Remus usually shouts weird stuff regardless of the topic.

Roman’s just confused.

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(Alternatively... Logan knows what this phrase actually means and pretends to be clueless, so can get away with using a pet name for Roman without telling him anything explicitly.)

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If this is what just patton in a skirt caused imagine when we get the others like... we really do just all be simps huh

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I know it’s been way too long since the last Sanders Sides episode when 1/3 of the blogs I followed change fandoms, change usernames and icons, become inactive, or disappear.

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Janus has Remus’ green added to his outfit.

Remus has Virgil’s purple added to his outfit.

Virgil has Janus’ yellow added to his outfit.

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Not to expose myself as the “dark sides are all friends!!!” kind of person, but... it’s all I can think about now :’)

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Logince is a great ship because Logan is a very stupid smart person while Roman is very smart stupid person. They complete each other in every way.

When they are together, they can be either the most oblivious, dumb individuals you’ve ever met, a pair of unbeatable geniuses, or any mixture of both which is always delightful.

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Logan fell in love with the obnoxious prince when he realized that he’s in fact pretty intelligent and can use his brain, when it’s necessary.

Roman fell in love with the arrogant teacher when he realized that he’s in fact a hopeless dumbass in disguise.

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Janus being suave and charismatic can be a cool interpretation, but I’ll always be more in favour of him being an easily flustered mess.

Like... Imagine this guy who has seventy nine different plans for every occasion, tries to be ten steps ahead of everyone at all times, and almost seems to be reading people’s minds with how clever he is... But if you want to dismantle his elaborate plans you can just tell him that he looks cute in his hat and he doesn’t know where to go from here. 

He spends so much time crafting his image and that entire clever villanous persona, but if you tell him the cape is very nice, he’d probably want to twirl to show it off and be happy that someone has noticed.

SVSr would never happen if Roman just winked at him back at some point.

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(Is it the result of him not being used to hearing nice things about himself? Well, that depends how much angst you usually want in your Janus-related headcanons.)

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HC for Janus

We all know that Logan has some problems with understanding slang and more obscure cultural references. But he’s actively trying to learn more about them even if that does not come naturally to him.

So I propose a headcanon that Janus is actually the side who’s the most out of touch when it comes to the contemporary vocabulary, trends, and memes. He’s classy and old-fashioned, so he never felt like this kind of language would be appropriate for him and therefore he avoided it in general. It’s just not his style.

But now, that he's going to be invited into group discussions more often he’ll probably discover that all the sides and Thomas communicate in a way he himself barely comprehends. He’s so bad at it that even Logan feels mildly embarassed trying to explain “the language of the internet” to him :D

Janus: He... murders?

Logan *dying inside and covering his face to not laugh*: Janus, you really cannot replace “slay” with “murder” in this context... Please stop.

(Bonus points for Loceit bonding over their mutual confusion caused by slang.)