Teen Titans Headcanons pt.1
gonna start this one off with social media hcs too so:
barts posts are always blurry. always. no matter if he's on his kf acc or his personal acc. no matter what platform. they're always blurry
bart makes a ton of spelling and grammar mistakes when he's typing because he types too fast for his phone to pick everything up. he's been studying phones on and off when he gets bored so he can build one that works at his speed
cassie mostly just uses her public accounts but she does have privates so she can interact with her friends out of costume
her instagram is full of that fitness wellness vibe complete with early morning snaps of green smoothies and yoga poses
after making a post with her pretending to drink a kale smoothie, she gags and hands it off to tim, who was waiting patiently for her to finish posing with his drink
conner's superboy accs used to be full of shirtless mirror pics and the like. now its just chaotic selfies around the tower. once he just snapped a pic of a bunch of takeout containers with the caption 'kf got us lost in singapore. the jet is missing. we lost red in an aquarium' the comments were just ???? for a week
his personal acc is still full of silly pics around the tower but theres also more chill ones of him playing with krypto or washing the dishes
tim's social media habits are explained here
rose doesnt have any accounts at all and neither does raven
but raven DOES occasionally appear in gar's posts, especially since they started dating
i think gar's canon habits are better than anything i could've come up with
kiran has appeared in (1) official teen titans post and it was a group selfie, full costume, announcing her as a new member of the team
the team actually doesn't spend as much time hanging out together as people think they do, which is why its so special and fun when they actually end up having a movie marathon or a day in the pool
bart and conner have the 'turn down your music or ill slam my fist through your computer' fight at least three times a week
gar has two drawers of the main fridge full of nothing but greens. some are expired. some are so far past expired its almost funny.
he likes to go shopping but he hates cleaning out the fridge
tim doesn't even bother buying veggies since he can just take gar's
tim actually eats really healthy, since he read once on google that a certain diet helps with asplenia. he lives by it except for his frequent 'cheat meals'
he has one cheat meal a day, so.....
they started out coming to the tower once a week but now that cassie lives there and bart splits his time between there and wherever else he decides to crash, its become a free-for-all. sometimes tim will appear in the kitchen and scare the living daylights out of conner because he wasnt supposed to be there for another week but apparently he hasn't left the tower in twelve days
it's basically a giant dormitory but instead of frat parties, the weird part is that you might see a girl floating upside down down a hallway eating ice cream and carrying a live horse