Their reaction when you fall asleep on them (the family)
as their s/o or as a friend, it’s your choice :)
sorry this is so late!
HEADCANONS FOR YOU FALLING ASLEEP ON THEM
Luther:
“And then on my favorite crater I- Y/N?”
Um- excuse YOU
Falling asleep on him while he’s talking about the moon? He never fell asleep on you when you talked about whatever you were interested in, he just pretended to listen!
This was blatant, and it will not be stood for.
He pushed you off the couch.
Diego
“And then the bastard-”
He saw your closed eyes and mouth slightly ajar and immediately smiled.
He gently took your head and laid you down on the couch so you were comfortable, grabbing you a blanket.
He left for a moment, coming back with something: a marker.
You woke up with a dick on your face along with a handlebar mustache
Allison
She knew you were falling asleep. She was scratching your head, it was a natural reflex.
Your eyelids were opening and closing, opening and closing as she ran her fingers along your scalp.
She kept going all through your nap, not leaving.
She had experience with Claire, after all, she was a champion of sitting still and listening to the TV with the volume at four.
She could sit there all day, maybe even longer if it was for you.
Klaus
Sir, he would be the one sleeping on you-
But if this did happen, just because of how Klaus is, he wouldn’t be able to sit still. You might get an hour at best.
His leg will fall asleep and then he’d start bouncing your head up and down to wake you up.
He’d buy dinner to make up for it tho, just… you- yeah you get it you got it
Five
He’s the one that would stay still.
He’d be reading to you and hear your light snores, or heavy ones, whichever you have.
That was probably his goal, actually. He’d kept you up for days because of the apocalypse shit and stuff. He felt bad and needed you to take care of yourself.
So, he’d stay there, tucking a blanket around your shoulders while reading ahead to himself, smiling down at you every so often.
Ben
Poor bby would be the one sleeping-
Vanya
Dude, she’d see you and then konk out herself.
She’s one of those people that follows along subconsciously. If you’re hungry, suddenly her stomach is growling, and so on.
She’d lean her head on top of yours and close her eyes
PAIRINGS: Umbrella Academy x Genderless!Descriptionless!Reader
REQUESTED: I would personally LOVE to see how you write a "how you met" by bestie ElianiaVance on Wattpad <3
A.N: I quickly learned I'm just gonna have more ideas with some characters than others depending on prompts - when it comes to preferences, that is - so beware the fluctuating lengths. Thank you so much for requesting, I loved figuring these out in my spare time!! Love you and miss you! Muah! 😘
WARNINGS: (under lila's section): r being in the ward with diego + a very brief mention of r having cigarettes, and knowing me, plenty of embarrassing typos :D
LINKS: main masterlist || tua masterlist
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LUTHER HARGREEVES:
Luther met you when he landed in the 1960s
You were under quiet protection from Jack Ruby and had been for several years until Luther quite abruptly came into the picture
It had been an uncharacteristically mundane night at the Carousel Burlesque and you were working behind the counters where you preferred to be
It meant good money and (slightly) less trouble from customers for you what with the 18 inches of oak separating you from everyone else
Now being Jack Ruby's right hand man meant Luther was always on his feet dealing with one brute or another who was either getting too handsy or too rowdy
Especially at the Carousel, so he really never got a chance to slow down, always on his feet, never getting a chance to rest
And this also meant he had been quite taken aback to have finally noticed you on a slow Tuesday night/Wednesday morning well into his first couple weeks
He had just sent away another drunk straggler begging to bring the place trouble when he returned to his post, arms folded and his back against the wall as he scanned the floor
That's when he spotted a striking young woman wiping down the bar with a certain crease in her brow and faded white rag; something right out of an old movie
She was trading laughs and passing jokes around with one of the girls waiting tables, Autumn, who had come to refill her tray with an unusual amount of interest.
And then you stepped in making this cheeseball's heart skip an actual beat, half smirk on your face and a roll of your eyes as you took the rag from the distracted woman and mumbled something Luther barely caught,
"You clearly can't be trusted, now gimme that."
The woman giggled and slipped around you and further back behind the bar and out of sight. "Sorry, hon,"
"Just get back to work, and quick," you called back, sounding pressed. Your fond grin betrayed your tone, however, and Luther found it infectious. "You know how Jack feels about presentation,"
"I know, darlin, I know. Can't blame a girl for having some fun, though,"
You smiled again, and leaned in a little. "As long as you finally come clean to the poor girl one of these days. I know she's been sweet on you just about as long as I've been here,"
Embarrassed but smiling like an idiot, your co-worker officially fled to the back for her unknown duties as she called out to you. "Thought we needed to get the counters done, Y/n~?"
I feel like I gotta put that out there before I continue any further─
You never once took his shit a day in your life and that includes first encounters
"I thought Jack hired you to toss out all the lookie-loos, not join in," were the first words you ever spoke to him. your eyes were still locked on the stubborn beer stain on the mahogany, but tired, and unimpressed, you dropped the rag and propped yourself against the bar and looked up at the man across the way
Luther gulped, his skin flushing a flaming red from his brow down to his shoulders when he realized you were talking to him. "You gonna keep starin' or is there something I can help you with, big guy?"
"My apologies," he'd said, all very quickly. "I just have been working here for about a month now, and erm, I don't know-- I realized I hadn't seen you before and I guess I--," he shook his head, and gave up immediately and flashed a tight, apologetic smile. "I'm sorry. Won't happen again,"
You had dropped the rag and any attention you held on your task after some consideration. "Luther, right?"
After a moment, he nods, not realizing you knew his name.
"Jack speaks highly of you," you said to him. Narrowing your eyes, you looked him up and down. He would have been more worried had it not been for the small smile playing at the ends of your lips. "I haven't decided yet,"
Luther gulped, swallowing any nervous rambles itching to escape. Instead, keeping himself composed, he managed to gesture to the open barstool across from you, "This seat taken?"
You rose a inquisitive brow, the smile still lingering on your lips and the flutters inhabiting Luther's stomach turned into knots of panic
"You're serious?" When Luther didn't say anything your smile grew in amusement. "Mister, you're still on the clock. Believe me, you don't want to end up on Jack's shit list,"
Luther could feel his cheeks flushing pink again. He nodded quickly, flashing a nervous smile, "Of course. My bad,"
You laughed at that. But it wasn't mean, it just seemed... light. "Maybe later, King Kong. We'll see,"
Luther didn't even care he had embarrassed himself
He was too caught up in that laugh. And you had a point. The night certainly wasn't young but it wasn't over either
And you had finished your task at the bar and were disappearing around the corner to get started on your next
He wanted to call after you - he wanted to talk to you more - he wanted to hear you laugh again
But he knew you were right
You both had jobs to do
And as he returned to his patrol, with less of a spring in his step, he recalled something that made his heart flutter
Not only did you know his name, Jack seemed to have told you a lot about him
Maybe not purposefully
But you knew him
Luther smiled to himself and allowed the hope to grow in his chest
DIEGO HARGREEVES:
You met at the Fighting Lion Gym
Now, between having been living there, working there, and, naturally, training there for years, he was quick to notice the new face that started showing up every Thursday
6:15 pm, every. Thursday.
Occasionally, you two would run in to one another at the lockers
He'd send you a nod, or, if he was feeling a little brave, he'd flash a wink or two the cheeky little shit
he's such a flirt, I'm sorry
Granted, a dorky one
But a flirt
Technically speaking, don't people buy stranger's drinks in bars or something? Not gyms??
And weren't they usually actual drinks?? Not pre-packaged snacks??
Welp, too late-- yall were at the vending machines at the same time and he panicked
Someone help this man
See, this is embarrassing, but uh,, you should probably know him swooping in and shoving a dollars worth of quarters into the machine just before you could was his way of flirting
I know, I know. But this is Diego we're talking about
Poor, dorky little suave Diego, trying to be spontaneous and pay for your snacks as a conversation starter
He was kinda nervous though, considering he came up with the plan in the two seconds it took to recognize you as he joined you at the machines
So, when he panicked he kinda came off a little too aggressive; at least, juuust enough to make him seem, to a total stranger who didn't know him anyway, like a, uh,,
Well, a egotistical knob
You gave him a look, not very pleased with what you perceived as an act of douchery, and he, bless his himbo soul, panicked and dug his heels deeper in the sand with a cheesy smirk
It fell pretty quickly after the eye roll and then altogether smothered when you shot him a look
"Really, man?"
Don't forget, he pulls off the perfect personification of the "???" and if you could read his mind all you'd hear was the dial-up modem noise
You're laughing. This man made a complete fool of himself trying to be smooth with you and you're laughing
But, Diego being Diego, he eventually smoothed it over and explained
(It was very dorky and charming, actually)
It made for a good laugh, and, in the end, he had gotten what he tried for--if not in the way he expected
After all, he had wanted an ice breaker, right?
ALLISON HARGREEVES:
Look at this literal ray of sunshine and tell me you're not falling in love
Like, come on--
Her smile, her jokes, her laugh?!
I love her and whoops I'm forgetting what I'm supposed to be doing here and just gushing over her/Emmy
Can you blame a girl?
Moving on
When Allison met you, she knew she was in trouble
Generally speaking, it's kind of a big no-no to like your kid's teacher ??
HEAR ME OUT OKAY
I mean, she always appreciated you and admired how well you got along with Claire, even during her marriage with Patrick
But when things got rocky, you noticed
More specifically, Claire did
Kids are smart little nuggets and they pick up on that stuff, whether you mean for them to or not
You noticed a difference in Claire, and it went on long enough for you to get concerned
You had reached out to Allison, suggesting a friendly little discussion about Claire and your concerns
Allison wasn't exactly thrilled about it, I mean, who would want people picking up on that??
But she did it, and was, eventually, glad she had
First and foremost, she was willing to for Claire's sake
But you had already proven to be an involved teacher who took the time to know each student and did your best to attend to each of their needs
That's a big point-getter in Allison's book, as it is with most parents
So she heard you out, and you two had a great talk
It lasted a little longer than either of you anticipated, but not for the wrong reasons
Claire was certainly better off for it, but, to Allison's surprise, so was she
It was an unspoken lifesaver, having you keyed in on the situation at home cause in times where she showed up a bit late to pick Claire up (thanks to meeting with lawyers that occasionally ran late), you were there with great understanding and, more often than not, putting a smile on her daughter's face
Again, I wanna stress that it didn't happen often, and when it did it she felt a lot of guilt and stress; she would come rushing in, rain on her jacket and slightly out of breath stating she was had made it, and traffic didn't help but she came as fast as she could, and yet, that stress was ebbed away -- by just a hair -- when she saw you with Claire
The two of you would be in the classroom, you sat with her in one of those little kiddie chairs, coloring with her, the two of you laughing about something
Claire would be telling a story as you two scribbled away with the crayons -- she'd be giving you advice on shading techniques you eagerly accepted in between her words -- and Allison had hardly seen another adult other than herself and Patrick talk to her like that; really on her level and taking her seriously, with great respect, while still indulging and being silly and encouraging and letting her be a kid
You weren't ever condescending, with any of the kids, is what I'm getting at
Any worry she had that you would be upset or agitated in any way with her for being even the slightest bit late vanished when you two would look up and welcome her with big smiles and a brief summary of the day and/or whatever games or activities you kept yourselves entertained with
She'd still apologize profusely to you and Claire, but time and time again, you reassured her you understood
Even on days where, yeah, sure it'd been a long, tiring day and a nice hot bath at home was calling your name, you never let it interfere with Claire's needs and until she was back with her or Patrick, she was your responsibility
Claire is also just the cutest, sweetest, smartest little nugget and you love interacting with her
You're a HUGE help and your being her teacher makes a difference both her parents appreciate, divorce or not
You do get along with Allison a bit more though
Claire sometimes gets impatient when you get talking with her mom, cause whenever it happens she feels like she's waiting there forever
You two always have something to talk about, and by the time the school year ends, you and Allison are close and even though things get bittersweet as Claire moves up into a new grade with a new teacher, everyone's happy to hear you're just down the hall
(And one phone call away)
Look, you're a hit in Allison's book, that's allll 👀👀
KLAUS HARGREEVES:
SUNSHINE BABY WHOM I LOVE DEEPLY ALSO
Very kissable nose
Relatable hero
Has done nothing wrong ever in his life and we know this
This one is short, but sweet 😋
Uniquely enough, you technically knew Klaus from the 1960s and met him in 2019
That is... the new 2019.
History nerd here! Out of all the chaos surrounding the JFK incident in Dallas (edit: The Kennedy Six! Thank you s3!!) you were particularly horrified/captivated by the cult Destiny's Children that swept the nation in the early 60s
It utterly fascinated you, particularly the fact that the cult ─ and it's leader ─ materialized and disappeared out of thin air all within the matter of three years, without a trace
Needless to say, when you bumped into him on the sidewalk your eyes went wide
Klaus, who was still used to being occasionally recognized as The Séance back in his 2019 was surprised to hear your claims of the Prophet
He had felt his muscles tighten and the dread creeping into his chest - he should of known his luck wouldn't be better than this - he wouldn't ever escape the title of Prophet
You had given a nervous laugh
"I wouldn't exactly call myself a member of Destiny's Children," you chuckled. Klaus' looked at you, almost shocked. "Erm, no offense," you were tempted to say
"Oh?"
"No, see, erm, I'm just a bit of a history buff? I'm probably way too into conspiracies, and the sudden rise and disappearance of the Prophet in the 1960's is one of my favorites. I mean, people actually say they swore they saw him in Dallas one day, in strange clothing shortly before he came on the rise. I mean," you laugh in wonder, looking at him curiously. Like you were challenging him. "It's like he just... dropped right out of the sky,"
Klaus had huffed a little laugh, and gave you a cocky smile. "Got any theories?"
FIVE HARGREEVES:
Believe it or not, you two met in the apocalypse a few weeks after he landed there
You honestly don't know how you survived, you were still scratching your head over that one
Let's just say your neighbors paranoia-fueled survival lifestyle complete with bunkers can sometimes pay off I guess, nevermind the fact you still should have been cooked
But who needs all that when you're trying to come up with plot!
But here you were, wondering if you could call it luck that your neighbors were out of town and you just happened to be house sitting for them when you saw the alerts
It bought you seconds at most and you obtained some pretty impressive burns but you lived. You lived.
You couldn't say the same for same for your family or the rest of the world
for all you knew you were the last one on earth and it was devastating
You were on your own for years, surviving on scraps in the bunker, and when you deemed it safe enough to leave you scavenged from there
It wasn't until your third year in the apocalypse you found Number Five
You didn't think he was real - he didn't think you were
Both of you were supposed to be the last ones on earth. Both of you had endured the end of the world, lost your family and survived a global catastrophe and had fought to survive and see another day for three years believing you'd never see another living human
And then you were just
there.
You'd think stumbling upon each other in such a high risk environment would be a startle, right?
Yeah. You'd think.
Relief was all that could be felt in such a time
Neither of you were the only ones on earth! And if you two were alive maybe others were!
It became quite clear quite quickly that you two were each other's only hope against the cruel, unforgiving loneliness at the end of the world
But you two still made it your mission to find others, even if it was just a reason to keep each other up and surviving
So the two of you, and your little, 15-16 yr old selves, set about the apocalyptic wasteland and grew up together
Well into your 30s and 40s, you two celebrated every birthday, every holiday, even every mourning day together (the day you two took to honor your families and everyone who lost their lives)
And then, as your 60s crept up on you, your dying world was flipped on its ass a second time
That being your recruitment for the commission along side Five ofc
It took some convincing with the Handler, but Five and you were long since a package deal
You were separated for a bit when sorted into the commission, but neither of you let that happen for too long
And before you knew it, Five and his silver (albeit snarky) tongue got you two on the same mission
The mission to be exact
Where he had long since been planning your escape
Of course, you can probably guess what happened next
He got the math wrong, and now you two were forced back into your 13 year old bodies
Which was actually kinda weird seeing each other like that besides the obvious reasons
You two hadn't met each other at that point, but it still wasn't too far off from your 16 yr old selves
But that's beside the point
You were now back in the year 2019
As a 13 yr old
Where your family was
And his
You came a long way from the end of the world together, that's for sure
BEN HARGREEVES:
Okay, okay
Stay with me on this one-
You're a ghost
Shocker for a Ben story, right?
You did, however, meet when you were children
Well, teens anyway
After Five disappeared, and several months before The Jennifer Incident
Klaus had been showing less and less interest (if one could even call it that) in his powers, especially now that Five was gone :(
Nothing was ever the same since, and (nobody knew it yet but) it was only going to get so much worse :((
But for a very brief period, Ben and Klaus made a little friend on an away mission
It wasn't exactly an Others situation, but it wasn't ...not ??? (mainly cause I haven't seen and/or read it but I do know about it kinda?? PFFTT)
They totally didn't realize you were dead, and/or that Klaus had summoned you
They were nice to you when you needed a friend
And some help
You followed them back home -- per their invitation -- and it wasn't until after you returned with them that things kinda fell into place
It made sense to them, after the initial shock
You weren't even entirely sure yourself, but like I said...
Things clicked
It was a difficult thing to process, but ultimately, given lack of family/friends around, you didn't exactly object to the idea of sticking around
... :(
Ben soon joining you was not something you were exactly excited about. You didn't want that for him! You didn't want that for anybody!
Oddly though, your being around and familiar by then made his transition easier
If you weren't close before, you were now
It's kind of hard not to bond over a situation like yours
It wasn't all doom and gloom though, you two found ways to have fun
Playing pranks had been a shared interest even before the Jennifer Incident, but pulling pranks as a ghost duo just opened so many doors lmao
Yall make it work for you, you adorable chaotic bastard duo <3
VIKTOR HARGREEVES:
You were in Viktor's orchestra!
You were in the (wood?)winds section, him ofc, in strings
The two of you tended to be the first (or more often, last) arrivals which became its own ice breaker
You always stood out to Viktor, but he could never place why
But it wasn't uncommon for him to find himself lingering at the door after packing up for the day, his eyes wandering across the room and seeing you still sitting in your chair, carefully and meticulously cleaning your flute for the day
He couldn't place it, but he felt as though going over, saying hi and just making nice was something that needed to be done
He eventually worked up the courage
"Hey," he had said, maybe just a little too quiet
You looked up all the same, a polite smile on your face that stuck out from the "polite" smiles he usually got from other members
"Hi,"
Bless yall, you two awkward cuties
"Your solo was beautiful, i really enjoyed it"
"Oh," you perked, sitting up a little bit straighter and your smile just a little bit bigger. "Well, thank you,"
Like I said, awkward cuties adpjfdt--😍
You complimented him on his playing too, and you just had a way of speaking that made it impossible for Viktor to think it was just you being nice
The longer you two speak the harder it is to believe you two hadn't previously known each other (outside of a first name basis that is) sooner
Yall have a lot in common, and are already talking about meeting after practice some time when you're interrupted
Apparently you two had sat talking long enough that people were waiting to shut down and close up the place
A bit flustered, but decidedly not in the slightest bit done with your conversation, the two of you grabbed your things and scuttled out and stumbled into the nearest coffee shop
It became a Friday tradition
And then you started doing it on Mondays too
And then soon enough, it became abnormal for you two not to hear from each other at least once or twice a week
I'll say it again
Cuties 🥰
LILA PITTS:
It wasn't supposed to happen like this
At least, that's what Lila kept telling herself
Everything had been going according to plan. That was until she actually met her two targets; Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb-Arse
A.K.A; Diego and you
Yep. A Hargreeves. She couldn't believe she was falling for a bloody Hargreeves
The plan was so simple
boring, more like it
after her recovery, the Handler had finally sniffed out the coordinates of your and your siblings whereabouts
Tsk, Tsk little Five, tsk tsk. Him and his siblings were scattered everywhere in different times - left to fend for themselves in a new place. All alone.
It was perfect!
And, by the looks of it, she had found an even more perfect target:
Diego Hargreeves - The Kraken - little stuttering Number 2. The weaker of his siblings and the more naive of his umbrella counterpart - Number Eight; The Magnet (the Handler's words, not mine)
While Diego had a reputation for his trajectories, you were well known for your skills in retrieval - just about anything you could lay your eyes on you could summon forth directly into your hand with the flick of your wrist. And despite your contrasting differences and how the public often depicted you two in your youth, you and your brother where as thick as thieves
Which is precisely why neither Lila or her mother anticipated you getting your ass tossed in the ward right alongside your brother
Again, the public reputation of your family was very different from reality
So when Lila got herself tossed in the ward and her hands on the patient list ─ don't ask how, some things are better left a mystery ─ she was certain she had the right Hargreeves
'D. Hargreeves'. Right in between 'M. Haddock' and 'V. Haverly'
Plain and simple. It was that dimwitted Diego she had heard so much about
Which is precisely why it threw her through such a loop when you showed up for group, strolling right up next to your brother and taking a seat with a tired look
Apparently, unlike your brother, you gave a fake name in attempt to avoid as much attention as possible--just in case your father was as well known in this time as you thought he might be
It took a few sessions for you two to finally speak for her to tune into your stories
Diego, ofc, giving his entire life story about the academy, the doomsday you two had just encountered as well as the assassination of JFK he was so determined to stop
You were involved heavily in his stories, and yet you refused to give yours
No doubt these knobs heard Diego's accounts of his assassination attempt on Oswald, saw you with him, and in his stories and decided that was reason enough to throw you in too
The point is, whatever landed you in here you refused to talk
Even when Diego insisted he was telling the truth: even considered demonstrating his powers but you had quickly convinced him that would just get the both of you landed somewhere worse
Okay, that conversation was hilarious and she kinda hated the fact that she laughed a little under her breath
Foolish though, considering her duties
But dang it, she couldn't help it
The first time you two technically met was during group
Granted, everyone was introduced but Lila decided to count it when you first locked eyes with each other
Nothing too extraordinary happened, it was a simple first glance but she'd be lying to herself and everyone here if she said something didn't make her linger for a second longer
The truth is, how you two actually met wasn't exactly one specific moment
but lots of little moments, until you two were actually speaking
Like I said, there were introductions in group
Passing supplies during crafts (you were somehow angrier than your brother when it came to craft making, which struck her as yet another surprise)
Getting ahead of herself every so often during recreation and making the occasional quip at you two
(That's another thing, she loves poking fun at either of you, the reactions she gets are priceless: Diego with his hilariously short fuse and your total unpredictability)
She made sure you came to her first, but not without lots of interference (mentioned above)
Finally, one day, you join her at the fence during a particularly sunny recreation hour and she's just a bit more excited about it than she probably should have been (you're not even her target!)
You aren't right next to her, you aren't super far away
But you're there, gaze raking the outside world beyond the metal fence maybe four paces to her right
You don't say anything at first
You just stand there, huffing about whatever had agitated you, and an easily dismissible look about you no one there but Lila could recognize
It was a feeling she understood without ever having acknowledged it in the first place, one that whispered of the inexplicable itch she'd had for the past several years
And without ever understanding what that feeling was, she still felt it an unspoken connection you two had; just something you two had in common
And maybe, just maybe? you felt it too?
Regardless, you spoke to her properly for the first time ever -- words she would never, ever forget;
"Lifted a pack off of that douche Joe over there," you nodded discreetly across the yard at one of the orderly's under the shade of a small tree. He was slumped against the bark, his head dropping up and down as he fought sleep, his "CALL ME: 'Joe'" nametag hanging crooked and loose. The pack in question extended to Lila with a single cigarette poking up from the mass. "Want one?"
Allison Hargreeves: Your first kiss with Allison would be so sweet. You’d be having dinner and Allison would be listening to you talk about something you were passionate about at the moment and once you’d finished she’d just lean over the table and kiss you.
Five Hargreeves: Five wouldn’t even realize he’d done it. He’d be on his umpteenth cup of coffee and half focusing on something. You’d bring him breakfast and he’d thank you with a kiss. You’d stop short and he’d just go about his day until what he’d done hit him hours later.
Klaus Hargreeves: Your first kiss with Klaus would most likely occur at a party. He’d be dancing and drinking, occasionally keeping you company or pulling you out to dance with him. When the music slowed to a more romantic song, Klaus would calm down and look in your eyes before just leaning in and kissing you like he couldn’t wait a moment longer.
Lila Pitts: You’d be training with Lila when she surprised you with a move you’ve never seen before, landing you on the mat with her above you. She’d smirk at having tricked you and lean in for a quick peck, leaving you a bit flustered and confused, but happy.
The Handler: The Handler would be celebrating some small win, probably over one upping Five and if you were in close proximity, she’d pull you in and kiss you deeply, sharing her joy with you and leaving you totally mesmerized by the suddenness of it.
TUA (+ Cast) consoling a sad/unmotivated/upset reader would include:
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Warnings: Fluff! Mention of the word murder like once or twice. Any age and all readers (nothing specified with respect to gender, appearance, etc of reader).
Luther / Number 1 / Spaceboy:
He doesn't know what to do at first lol
Slowly approaches and gives you a hug
Tries his best not to squish you but is still hesitant
His heart breaks cuz you are sad and he doesn't know what to do to help
"Everything will be fine. Don't worry much about it. "
There is so much warmth coming from him that you forget why you were upset
Will listen to you
Even asks you what you want him to do
6/10 effective
Diego / Number 2 / The Kraken:
What a baby 😍
Literally becomes this 🥺 when he sees you sad
Runs and hugs you
Gives you a shoulder to cry on
And his chest to punch on, if that might comfort you
Suggests threatening the person who upset you
Cuddles you
Strokes hair and back and cheek and kisses your head
Does everything you need without even feeling bad
Water? Chocolates? Any food? Literally anything that will make you happy
Secretly planning a murder to kill the person who hurt his baby
8.7/10 effective
Allison / Number 3 / The Rumor:
She's baby
And her baby is sad
Cries with you
Cuddles all day till you feel okay
And cuddles for another hour till she is 100000% sure you are okay
"No, you can't get up! You're my prisoner for today. "
Combs your hair with her fingers
Caresses your face and cheeks
Makes you hot chocolate
8/10 effective
Klaus / Number 4 / The Seance:
Baby boy gets sad if you are sad
"All of this is temporary. "
Suggests doing drugs to get over the problem
Starts talking random shit to distract you
Tells you stories about his life
Hugs for days
Kisses all over your face
Babies you
6.9/10 effective
Five / Number 5 / The Boy:
Narrows his eyes when he sees you sad
Gets his axe ready to literally slice your problems
Doesn't calm down easy if an actual person made you feel this way
Gives you space and time pls notice the pun
"Please talk to me about it."
Promises not to get mad. Keeps an open mind and listens.
Gets mad but doesn't show it as much in front of you
Makes you a signature cup of coffee to shoo your troubles away
The way he likes it, which in itself is great cause he never does that for anyone
Takes you shopping to distract you
8.5/10 effective (surprisingly)
Ben / Number 6 / The Horror:
He's alive so fuck whoever thinks otherwise
Cries if he sees you cry
Hugs you till the world ends (I had to)
Gives great advice and helps you smile
Will watch movies or funny YouTube compilations, anything to make you happy
Reads you passages or poems from his collection of books
You guys go out and get ice cream
He is a little ray of sunshine so you can't be sad for long around him
Kisses your head repeatedly
Gives you his clothes and compliments you so you feel better
9/10 effective 🥺
Vanya / Number 7 / The White Violin:
Knows what you are feeling by just looking at your face
Brings you your comfort food
Hug machine™
Plays you soft songs on her violin so you can fall asleep 🥺
Naps with you
Well she tries to sleep but she can't so just lays next to you stroking your hair and face till you go into deep slumber
8.6/10 effective
Gets up and does all house-spouse-y stuff so you won't have to worry about those when you wake up
Lila:
This lil cutie
Istg all she needs to do is laugh and you feel better
Brings you blankets and pillows for hours long cuddle sesh
Puts some random vintage movie
Wants you to lay on top of her
Would probably suggest sex to take you mind off (it'll work lol)
Makes you cupcakes 😭
Mukbang with sooo much food you will be eating for days
8.3/10 effective
Cast
(only the single ones, or at least the ones I think are single 💀)
Not doing Aidy cuz he is baby and I see him as a baby brother, it was difficult to write for 5 itself lol 😭
Robert Sheehan:
Mah man knows what to do
No matter who you are
Or what you like
Reads you poems
Probably writes you one too
On the spot
Takes you shopping
Sings for you
Gives you a fashion show wearing things even he finds atrocious 😂
8.5/10 effective
Justin Min 😍:
My oppa
Starts off with the tiniest hi when he sees you
Coos you into his arms and chest
Rubs your back and shoulders and head
Kisses you everywhere
Lifts your face up in his palm and kisses you sweetly
And tells you everything is okay and that he is here to take care of you and your problems
Tries cooking for you
It's a disaster please help him
Ends up ordering in
Tells you his weird ass life stories
9.6/10 effective yes I am very much biased fite me
Elliot Page: can't add gif cuz only 10 allowed :(
Tbh, he will take you out to a zoo or some place with animals
Or even the park for a nice stroll
Won't let go of your hand at all at any costs
If you don't want to go out, that's okay
Cuz he will cook at home for you
Better cook than Justin 💀 They have had more experience cooking than Justin because Justy is just plain spoiled 😂
Will try to feed you food so you won't have to do any work
Sits you on the counter and hugs you like that
Y'all end up sleeping with you on top of them
Wakes you by kissing your hair and forehead and cheeks and nose 🥺
9.4/10 effective
I'm not so sure about Vanya's pronouns. So if you do know what they are, please let me know so I can change it. 🥺
[A/N] Still apart of the 100 Followers celebration posts. This preference features my favourite dysfunctional superhero family AND my favourite type of days... Hopefully, I don’t go crazy writing this...
Number 1
“Luther”
...THERE IS NO RAIN ON THE MOON! Therefore we shall skip this character.
moving on...
Number 2
“Diego”
He hates rainy days, absolutely hates them. More than he hates Luther sometimes, and that’s saying a lot. You could understand why though you’ve heard him struggle to get off that wet leather suit after his “night out”
“You know you could just... not. go. out... when it rains.”
“Then who would stop the criminals? They still go out even if it rains.”
“Oh, I don’t know.” You said sarcastically, “The police.”
Number 3
“Allison”
Allison went on as if nothing was different. (Afterall she’s worked in worse conditions for films) You, on the other hand, were bitter as could be when it rained. She found it cute because you were like an annoying bunny. Too tiny to be taken seriously.
“I HATE THIS!” You grumbled before following Five inside, “I’m cold and wet and two idiots are fighting about a dead-beat dad.” To which Allison laughed following close behind you, “Well I'm glad someone finds this amusing!”
Number 4
“Klaus”
“Y/N!!!!!!” You heard from the other end of the house. You assumed he’d only just found out it was raining and was going to run in any moment and demand you- “DANCE WITH ME Y/N!” dance with him in it.
Begrudgingly you got out of your fluffy cocoon of fuzzy blankets and let him drag you outside. There you danced around laughing like lunatics until you were shivering with blue lips.
Number 5
“Five”
Rainy days were your days. You loved sitting inside one of the bay windows with a warm cup of coffee and a book just letting the weather wash away everything bothering you. Recently you’ve had Five join you in the bay window for cuddles and coffee. Because even though the apocalypse was over trying to help Vanya heel was wearing him thin. Sometimes they needed a break from one another so you steal him away for Rainy Days.
Number 6
“Ben”
As sad as it is Ben can’t feel the rain. So instead he had you stand outside and tell him what it felt like. “It’s cold but not ice cold... it’s light, you can barely feel it... like the fluttering of butterfly wings...”
“Oh sorry, Ben... Y/n continue on...” Klaus said before running back inside.
You continued describing even though Ben left to check on Klaus. (Don’t worry he came back afterwards)
Number 7
“Vanya”
Cue the violin music! The moment you hear the soft patter of rain against the glass you rush into the living room. You plop yourself on the couch clutching the throw blanket close to your chest. In a few minutes, once Vanya finished getting prepared, she’d start playing the instrument. Your favourite thing to do when it rains is sit and listen to her play.
Diego, five, klaus and vanya’s reactions when they walk in on their s/o changing?
Separately, ofc :)
hi!! hope you love it!!
warnings: nudity, five being a conspirator, klaus being lovely
HEADCANONS FOR THE SIBLINGS WALKING IN ON THEIR S/Os CHANGING
Diego:
As suave as he can be, he is shy.
Soft, stuttering bby <3
He will try and keep up the cool exterior, but the first thing he does is throw his hand over his eyes.
“Nice ass.”
“Diego, with your hand covering your eyes, you can’t see it. Get out.”
You never let him live it down.
Klaus:
“ooooOOOOOH! Loving the nude look on you!”
“KLAUS, GET OUT!”
He got out, don’t worry.
He is just so insensitive to a lot of things that people are sensitive to.
So… yeah.
He’ll keep reminding you, though so be prepared for that.
Five:
“JESUS!”
“FIVE, I KEEP TELLING YOU THERE’S A DOOR FOR A FUCKING REASON!”
He’s convinced you did it on purpose.
Absolutely, completely, positively set on the notion that you stood there to prove a point.
“Five, for the last time: I have better things to do with my time than to stand there waiting for you to jump into my bedroom to say hello just so I could yell at you about using the door… But you will be using it from now on, right?”
“What? After all that: standing there on purpose? No. No, I don’t think I will.”
He didn’t.
You were actually considering doing it again.
Vanya:
*stands there utterly speechless*
“VEE!”
Oh, well that woke her up, thank you.
“Oh, my god, I’m so sorry!”
Her hand flew up to her eyes and she closed the door sprinting away from it like she just witnessed a crime scene
Being a part of the hargreeves family and them finding out you’re dating someone
Cue protective siblings???
ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE THIS WAS SO SO MUCH FUN EXCEPT I ACTUALLY ANALYZED EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING-
warnings: siblings be stalkin'-, over protective siblings, five threatening people, vanya not knowing what the hell she's doing, luther being deadpan, author not knowing what she's doing-
SIBLINGS FINDING OUT YOU'RE DATING SOMEONE
Luther
“Are you kidding me?”
Um… excuse me, number eight, but I don’t think so. Not today, not tomorrow, not till i’m dead. And even then, if Klaus isn’t dead first, my ghost will stop you.
No.
“Luther, they’re not a bad person. They’re not a serial killer or anything, so it’s cool!”
“I don’t care. No.”
“Dude, this- you can’t just say-”
“No.”
Diego
He would nod in front of you, but the second he gets home the computer turns on and he’s looking up everything he can about this person.
Do they have a criminal record?
Where do they work?
What’s their zodiac sign?
What’s their dating history?
What’s thei-
After that, he’ll go to their home address and take a peek. If he finds anything remotely incriminating (even a random cigarette, though that’s not against the law) he’d tell you to quit the relationship.
You didn’t, by the way, and he’s still pouty
Allison
Uh- we all saw the show, dude.
She’d barge into Diego’s place and wordlessly sit down as they both go through information, both working off the other.
The only difference between her and Diego is that she’d look into family.
Why?
Well, who are they going to have Thanksgiving with? What kind of people are they dealing with?
Does that play into the kind of person that their s/o is?
Now, she will invite your s/o over without your knowledge. She will interrogate this person, but it’ll be hidden behind false kind smiles and laughs.
If she doesn’t find anything, you’re good to go, but that doesn’t mean she’ll hold anyone else back from doing something, or stop looking into things.
Klaus
Klaus-
Klaus just wouldn’t, dude. Like he’d become friends with the person unless they were a creep.
He has a good creep radar as he’s hanging around ghosts like 24/7.
If that was the case he’d break the news gently and be like, “Don’t worry, at least you didn’t find out when you were married.”
He’d just be super chill.
Five
He didn’t save the world just for his sibling to be hurt.
No.
Nope.
He wouldn’t be hanging around with Allison and Diego, but he’d take their research and look around the home of the person and their families. If he found anything- no stone was left unturned!- then the s/o would be out of the picture.
And before you ask, no he did NOT kill them. It was just a little threat.
:)
Ben
Ben can’t do anything without Klaus anyway, but he’d also be super chill dude because that’s our bby
Vanya
Ok so I’m torn on this one
On one hand she knows what it’s like to have an overprotective sister on your back about your s/o (hi, allison, we see you)
But on the other, she also knows what it’s like to be dating a creep while you’re left unawares.
So, Ima say that she’d be pretty chill, but she’d keep a watchful eye on any and all interactions that happen to be in front of her, analyzing every move.
Any red flag?
Five will be finding out from his favorite tipper (Vanya)
