#offkey

[critterkiddo]

Ezra is still actively putting children in danger.

Ezra has allowed more minors on his site that allows predators to abuse them.

we do not have access to the site, multiple individuals from the site have come forward with all of these screenshots and more.

Below the cut are various screenshots that WILL be triggering. Please scroll with caution. If you are a minor do NOT open this post, simply share and warn.

[pawseds]

Back in 2017, one of my friends and I came up with this story idea together where a PI and a lawyer, who used to be friends in uni, are reunited with a music-related murder. I haven't drawn them for ages so I wanted to try!

2017 drawing of them is under the cut because it's kind of painful to look at lmao

after all this time I still don't know how to draw Callahan's hair LOL

[eric-sadahire]

Why do you never let the singer drive the gig van?

Because he can never find the right key.

[heartmoorstudios]

what kind of the resction the LI's would have if the caught the mc wearing their clothes?

Ah, this is always a fun one! Lots of scenes and scenarios popped into mind, so these may be just scenes rather than hcs this time. Warning that there are marked SFW and NSFW takes for each LI. Enjoy~

BestestBB

You’re hanging around in the living room with X as BB goes to grab drinks from the kitchen. You chat casually before you noticed a sly smile curve the man's lips."Alright, what are you over there thinking about, you deviant?"

"Deviant? Isn't that a little harsh? I was being entirely wholesome, thank you very much." "Uh huh. Out with it."

"Fine, fine. So bossy~. I was just thinking that BB has multiples of their hoodie for fox and human form - despite most of them being enchanted to fit whatever size the wearer is. Thought it might be cute if you two twin."

Cut to you immediately running to BB's room while X is cackling. BB hears and instantly comes to investigate.

"What the hell are you cackling about? And where's my part-"

BB chokes when she sees you in her jacket. They swear colorfully in Canto, blushing warmly as X laughs his ass off. You look worried. 

“Did I...do something wrong? X said it be cute if we twin”  BB throws X out before turning to you. “No, you...actually look pretty damn adorable. You didn’t do anything wrong. Come here, partner.”  SFW:  You spend the rest of the night curled up with her and snuggling.

NSFW:  They do allow you to borrow clothes to do couple outfits - though that doesn’t stop them from attempting to steal your clothes in revenge. BB ends up getting stuck in the closet in mythic form. You have to soothe her poor ego with a boba run and lots of cuddles while they wear your favorite hoodie. If y’all heathens really thought- OffKey

Key’s been pretty busy recently after the performance of her student. In fact, they’d even done a series of shoutouts on social media advertising her services. As such, her workload has been heavy and she hasn’t been able to spend much time with you.  You miss her dearly and drop by to see if she’s home. She isn’t and even Chai is oddly quiet. Your eye falls on an oversized shirt of hers with music notes on it. You pick up and hold it close. It smells just like her - a mix of rain and her favorite tea. An idea comes to mind. You text Key that you have a surprise for her before putting your plan into action. 

She comes home to you curled up on her couch, petting Chai and showering him with affection. Her heart fills with warmth.  “Raindrop? I wasn’t expecting you to be the surprise! What a lovely thing to come home to!” She crosses the room and hugs you tight, basking in the feeling of finally having you in her arms again. You sink into the hug.  “Good to see you too - though that’s not my surprise.” She pulls back and looks at you in confusion before she notices the shirt you’re wearing. 

“Is that...mine? Why are you wearing that, raindrop?”  You flush and cast your eyes away. “Well, I missed you and wearing this made me feel a little closer to you.” 

Cue steam coming out of her ears. “I-wha-huh?!” 

SFW: 

“My little r-raindrop... that’s just... too precious!” She tackles you onto the couch and starts smothering you in kisses. “I’ve missed you too. So, so much.” She snuggles close, peering at you with a lovestruck grin. “Best surprise ever.” 

NSFW Same as above, but Key decides to return the favor. 

You come back one day to find her splayed out in bed wearing their clothes and a playful smile, "How do you like my new look, raindrop?"

"Um, you look... it's... they look good on you."

"Yeah? I think I'll keep it.

"What if I want my clothes back?"

"Then you'll have to come and get them," she replies with a wink 

watcher

Poor bb. He is not ready. watcher is just walking in after a long shift. He’s ready to eat, shower, and collapse on his bed, texting you just before he falls asleep. What he was unprepared for you to be sitting on the edge of said bed, wearing a familiar hoodie. You turn and smile at him, standing to greet him and giving him a full appreciation for how you’re dressed. He blushes furiously.  “H-Habibi...is that my, um, hoodie?” 

“It is!” 

“May I ask why you’re, ah, wearing it? We could’ve gotten you one if you wanted to match.” 

SFW

“Aww, but yours is more comfortable!” He coughed as his flush darkened before chuckling. 

“Alright. Well, how about you keep that one and I’ll get another. In fact, let’s make a date of it.” He takes your hand and kisses the back of it before you two head out to the mall. 

NSFW

“Yes~. Is there something wrong with that, darling?” 

"No!" A little stunned at how fast he reacted he repeats, calmer this time, "No,  no, you look stunning, habibi"

You walked up to him, placing your hands on his chest. You gaze up at him with a wicked smile. “Why, thank you. I wasn’t sure since this is the only thing I have on right now.” 

His breath catches in his throat, then is exhaled shakily. “C-Come again?” 

“You heard me. Or would you rather me show you?” You place your hand on the zipper. 

He groans lowly. “Please don’t tempt me.” 

“But th-” 

“Behave, my love.” He turns to head for the kitchen. What he says next leaves you stunned and blushing. 

“Besides, I prefer to save dessert for last.” 

Professor X

You perk up when you hear X’s office/bedroom door close and his footsteps grow nearer. You stand to greet him. He grins at the sight of you before noticing what you’re wearing...which causes him to trip for a brief second. 

You rush over to check on him. “Are you okay? Were you working too hard again?” 

He coughs, face burning wildly as he notices his sweater you borrowed from him dip a little too low on your chest. He averts his eyes as he tries his best to save face. “Fine! I’m fine! Absolutely fine. Why wouldn’t I be?” He winces a bit as he notices how loud he is. 

You raise a brow. “Um, you tripped.” 

“Ah, so I did! Um, ah...uh...” 

You watch as he flounders, then it dawns on you. 

“You’re flustered~, aren’t you?” 

His face lights up like a Christmas tree. “NO! I mean, no. W-What makes you say that?” 

You grin wildly before testing a theory. You press yourself against him. He goes stock still as his eyes widen. He swallows audibly. 

“You tripped because you saw I stole your sweater~.” 

He groans. “No, I, um, I... fuck. Damn it, bunny.” 

“Stop teasing me~!” He whines as you giggle. 

“Why are you wearing my sweater anyways?” 

SFW

“Well, I got cold and I didn’t have you to snuggle up to.” He laughs as he wraps his arms around you. 

“Aww, I’m sorry. Did you want cuddles, little rabbit?” 

“Yes!” 

“Heh, fair enough. How about I cuddle you for the rest of the night?” You nod contently as he scoops you up and carries you to bed for hugs and a marathon of your favorite show. 

NSFW

You press a kiss to his cheek. “Because...I missed you.” He shudders at the sulty nature of your voice and the earnestness hiding just underneath it. 

“Missed...me?” 

“Mmmhmm.” Is that your hand on his thigh? Oh, you’re definitely playing hardball. “I missed you so much that I just had to have your sweater. Smells just like the man I love~. Besides, I thought these would go just perfectly with them. 

“What do yo- oh fuck me...” He couldn’t take his eyes off the thigh highs you were wearing. 

“Like what you see~?” 

“Bed. Now.” You jump up with a laugh. 

“As you wish, sir.” You take off running with his steps quick behind you. 

[she-is-maverick]

I randomly made a throwback playlist with like 90s & early 2000’s music. If you have any suggestions for me to add send me a message!

[critterkiddo]

Ezra is only now "enforcing" that minors shouldn't be posting explicit imagry on oddballs due to "prying eyes" "looking to get people in trouble".

[heartmoorstudios]

Mythic Meetup LIs And The “I have the whole world in my hands” meme

BestestBB

“Damn it, I-...you...gods...” 

Is an abolute mess 

Blushing hard under their fur. Is their heart beating too fast?

Acts tsun, but is through the roof at your words

Shyly kisses you after a bit

“...Then I guess we can be each other’s worlds”

OffKey

“Awww, I can hold the whole world too!” 

Smiles radiantly

Cups your face and kisses you enthusiastically

Winks as she pulls away

“World looks cuter when it’s blushing~” 

Giggles at the flustered expression on your face

watcher

“A-Are you trying to kill me?” 

Cheeks are flushed heavily as he looks away shyly

Eventually, looks back at you, expression soft

Brushes a hand over your cheek before pecking your nose

Cards his fingers through your hair as he smiles

“If...I’m the world...then you’re my Sun.” 

ProfessorX

“How cute.”

Wraps his finger and thumb around your chin, tilting your head

Leans in close, his gaze filling your vision

“I have the whole universe right at my fingertips~”

He lets a moment pass before pressing a light kiss to your lips

Winks and flashes his fangs in a wicked grin 

[heartmoorstudios]

Helping the Mythic Meetup Characters With Their Hair

BestestBB

It took a lot of begging and pleading

They were pretty adamant about you not seeing them like that

It would be embarrassing

Now, with the feel of you gently rinsing his fur

And you running your fingers through it

They were content 

Enough that they started purring

“Aww BB, that’s adorable~!” 

They huff at you, but make no move to get away

They were enjoying themselves too much

“Sh-Shut up...” 

OffKey

Agrees immediately when you ask to help her before she goes to work

Sits at her desk, twisting to the side a bit

You stand to the side behind her and begin brushing out her hair

You follow her instructions to a T

“Raindrop, you’re so good at this.” 

You start braiding her hair afterwards

Once done, she goes to check herself in the mirror

She skips back out and kisses your cheek

“It looks amazing, raindrop! Would you mind helping me like this every morning?” 

How can you say no? 

watcher 

He laughs as you ruffle his hair with a towel

You smiled at the sound, then dropped your hands to let the towel drape over his head

He returned the look before you grabbed the towel and pulled him to your height to kiss him

He blushed, but reciprocated

You break away with a wink before going to set up the hair dryer

He sits on the edge of his bed as you comb through and dry his hair

Honestly, between work and the comfort of your presence, plus the warmth from the dryer, he could feel his eyes get heavy

You finished and saw how far gone he was. 

You kneeled in front of him and kissed his nose

He woke up quickly and blushed as you giggled and helped him get to bed

“Thanks. I ...really appreciate you looking out for me.” 

Professor X 

He raises a brow before flashing a grin

“Sounds good to me. I know how good you are with your fingers~.” 

He laughs when you swat at him

You part his hair into careful bunches

X fights back a shiver when your fingertips brush his scalp

“Everything okay?” 

His breath catches when he hears your voice in his ear. 

Notices you smiling in the mirror and huffs when your reflection winks at him

He breaks away once you’re done, cheeks warm

“Menace.” 

You grin and kiss his cheek, nuzzling him

Quickly breaks and kisses your nose. “Thanks.”