#tw fleas

[nonbinarydiseaseexpert]

Biggest fear is finding a flea in our bra bro

[yourfavesfleas]

Vulpes Inculta from Fallout: New Vegas has fleas!

[sunnimals]

House is infested with fleas so badly that it's becoming a huge trigger for me :/ does anyone have any (cheap!!!) tips for how to keep them off me/my bed/my cat

I actually can't sleep because of it

[screeching--hare]

guys I'm so like scared but not really it's more of a super super sort of paranoid fear/dislike of fleas. Like I would rather be living in a sterile room with fucking nothing in it rn. I hate them so much I am kicking every plush except for my special one out of the room. They are all fucking banned they are not my children/precious beings they are FLEA RIDDEN IMPOSTERS!!!! it's so bad majority of my day and yesterday has been staring very closely to the floor and vacuuming and freaking the fuck out whenever I see a flea even 5 centimeters near me. FORGET INCHES ANY INCHES NEAR ME EVEN ONE I WILL LIGHT THEM ON FIRE HAIRSPRAY AND LIGHTER STYLE HOLY FUCK. ERM. IDK I JUST. UGH. I AM SO SO SO DISGUSTED. IVE SEEN LIKE ONE ON ME OUTSIDE THE HOUSE TWO SEPERATE OCCASIONS I WANT TO DIE WHEN THAT HAPPENS. I AM SAFE FUCKING NOWHERE ANYMORE.

[somatichorrors]

When I say “I love fleas” I feel like people’s minds are immediately going to go to “furry”.

And while they’re not wrong, that isn’t what I mean.

What I mean, is that this is a pest appreciation post. I love you, you little menaces. Go, cause chaos, be annoying, and hint towards, or even cause, a larger problem. I’m (rhetorically) rooting for you.

[imabee-oralizard]

Dude I hate my mom

like I’m almost having a panic attack and she can’t even tell(or doesn’t care) and then everything she’s doing is making it worst

Like today our friends from Texas was coming down to stay at our apartment for a couple days cause we haven’t moved in. And if anyone remembered me past ranting this is the mom to the family where I tried to help and messed it up and now her daughters don’t talk to me. Well the mom and her friend came to stay here and the friend has a dog. And the whole day I’ve been worried that secretly the mom is annoyed at me for texting the daughter last year. And then the dog had fleas and one jumped on me. And for reference we had fleas before bad and got rid of them them during quarantine k got lice like 4-5 times and now I’m super paranoid about lice and fleas. And I told my mo l so she gave the dog a bath. And we were driving home then once we got home we dusted ourselves off as best we could. On the way home I found a flea on me so I killed it and threw it out the window. I told my mom I wanted to go in and take a shower right away, instead of getting the dogs from my brother. I texted me brother not to let them out. And then my mom told him it was fine while I was getting my Saturday ready to shower so then the dogs were by us. Then I realized I forgot her room key in the car and she’s taking forever to get upstairs then she has to brush her hair and put on deoterant cause she’s doing a delivery job soon. And as she’s taking forever I’m on the verge of a panic attack. Literally tears are coming out of my eyes and I’m trying to hide it. And she’s like okay no need for an attitude. And not seeming to care about the fleas. And this whole time I was worried cause we didn’t get home till 2am and I still had to take my medicine that helps with my headaches (also an anti-depressant)

And tomorrow I think we are going back to the apartment to go swimming. I wanna hang out with the family friend but I also hate swimming cause haha body issues plus now the fleas and my mom doesn’t seem to have gotten the hint at all even thought I feel I was being obvious about me like freaking out and on the verge of a breakdown

[nonbinarydiseaseexpert]

How has your day been so far?

Its been okay, our mom couldn't pick us up yesterday bc she didn't have money 4 gas and we got to spend a night at our grandma (yay!) But we went just now and she started ranting to us how expensive flea stuff 4 the house is rlly expensive (which we get but that was in response to us searching 4 fleas in our pants) and "i can hear you guys whispering adn talking about the fleas" even tho we literally only said "get off our pants" not even talking bad abt her or anything burger,,, sigh,,, at least we aren't spending too much time here,,, getting picked up tomorrow and its already 8,,,

[nonbinarydiseaseexpert]

At the flea house❤️❤️❤️❤️