Inspired By recent discourse over whether or not Bruce Wayne can drink cream.
Pairing: Nicola Holden (OC Batmom insert) & Bruce Wayne. Past BatCat & Brutalia
TW: oral, satire of Harley Quinn show (if you're a fan plz don't get offended).
Being on the top trending pages was nothing new for Bruce. He had his own business to mind over trite gossip and libellous slander. But lately he was disturbed by a controversy caused by reboot of his childhood show The Gray Ghost - or what he thought until he learned the Ghost wasn't even the main character - that caused him more trouble in a few days than Joker had in years.
Entire sites even the news was asking one simple yet vulgar question: Can the Gray Ghost eat pussy? According to the idiot behind the libellous slander they had thought about adding an intimate scene between him and one of Ghost's female villains involving oral, but was cut out due to the studios' desire to shill a friendlier image of their moneymaker.
"I think he can," Nicola said at breakfast, nearly causing Bruce to spit out his drink. "He's an adult right? Shouldn't be that much of an issue."
"Sex is not an appropriate topic to discuss at breakfast Nicky," Bruce chastised her as he wiped his mouth. "We're talking about the Gray Ghost here, there's more to him than just sex. Clearly these people have no respect for his character!" He knew it was silly to get so frustrated but Gray Ghost was his icon and he was damned to sit back and watch his good name be dragged by discourse.
"I mean the cartoon is based on you, I'm sure they must've taken inspiration from your exploits," replied Nicola. There was something in her voice that suggested envy.
"If that's the case they should cancel that garbage. 'Sides, the last thing I need is everyone dissecting my sex life," Bruce grumbled before shoving some bacon into his mouth.
The social worker gazed at his lips for a moment and tilted her head on her hand. Bruce practically saw the question lingering in her mind; 'Can you eat pussy?'
Can he? Of course he has! Plenty of times with Selina and Talia. The former would certainly find all of this amusing; the times he went down on her she made jokes about cats liking milk. Talia enjoyed the act as well, vocal and jumpy, but she obviously didn't enjoy having to call him early this morning, pointedly concerned over how scandal could affect Damian's social life.
Oral wasn't his biggest kink but he did like it enough. The only person he hadn't done it on was Nicola.
Oooooh....now he realized it.
The constant gears picking up in his head, Bruce leered over at her with the smile he got whenever he put smug assholes in their place. "You talk as if you're jealous."
"Jealous of what?"
"Someone never going down on you."
His mischief ranked up a level as he saw her eyes go wide for a moment. Then she smiled coyly. "How about you show me how it's done."
The next thing she knew she was back in their bedroom, pants and undies discarded and her hips jerking up at something hot and soft touching her other lips. Her hands clutching everywhere from her curls, to the sheets, to his own hair.
Her mouth open in a voiceless scream as his teeth nipped the soft inside of her thighs before diving back in to lap at her pearl. When she tried to jerk her hips the Bat's strong arms held them to the mattress leaving her trapped beneath his ruthless tongue.
Bruce groaned at her taste - she tasted oddly salty - but the drive to prove a point to her made him all the more determined to drive her to that breaking point.
By the time her insides clenched in soaked the sheets, she had her eyes closed and her breathing slowed down. She pulled him up for a kiss, embarrassed to taste herself on him - but the sheer ecstasy made her forget.
It was confirmed - the Ghost can feast on pussy, and she didn't question it nights after that.
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Baby's first smut 😢 also threw in some Protective!Talia Al Ghul since I hate the way modern DC writes her these days.
hi conductor!! i just learned that @callizinc was in limbo recently. due to events of having like 2 top posts dedicated to c!quackity i think she should stay there {{: can you please send her there again but to final limbo this time tysm!! {also if possible can you put a sign in comic sans or any other incredibly infuriating font that says "YOUR MEOW MEOW IS EMOTIONALLY REPRESSED" or something similar ty}
