Jul 12
My sister has like a 2 by 3 ft image of edward cullen hanging over her bed and it scares me. I hate that gay man
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My sister has like a 2 by 3 ft image of edward cullen hanging over her bed and it scares me. I hate that gay man
the worst joke I have ever made
(lie)
“I’m a bad writer and my imagery is shit” remembers that Twilight and Fifty Shades of Gray has a cult following “oh nvm”
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Prance: It's a biological instinct!
Margo: What the hell is going on???
Reggie: Well my girlfriend turned into a worm a couple of days ago and this morning Prance turned into a bird and ate her!
Prance: She knew the risks, she-
Reggie: Oh she knew the risks?
Prance: Yes!
Reggie: "Early bird gets the worm" right? You're so dumb!
White guy: I'm sorry, I just did enough ketamine to kill a horse, did you say your girlfriend turned-
Reggie: Into a worm, yes.
Dom: Wait did they not fix the gas leak in this apartment?
Reggie: Oh my god Dom! We're mystical creatures! We shapeshift from time to time!
Prance: Yeah werewolves get all the recognition but there's so many more of us.
Reggie: It's weird, one white lady writes a love triangle about you and then you're too good to come to the conventions.
Prance: "Ooh I'm Jacob I'm white but also racially ambiguous, I have abs and I imprinted on my situationship's daughter" it's-
Originally wasn't gonna post this but it's just too good not to 😭
Mutuals, please don’t hate me for this.
But I lowkey high key hate Twilight.
I’m sorry. I hate Robert Pattinson with a burning passion.
Bella is written so poorly. Her actress is amazing but her character is about equal to a piece of white chalk.
WHY WOULD VAMPIRES SPARKLE IN THE SUN IT MAKES NO SENSE. THEY ARE UNHOLY CREATURES. THEY EITHER BURN UP TO ASH OR THEY ARE UNAFFECTED.
WHAT IS EDWARD MADE OF? FUCKING GLITTER?
The only good thing about Twilight. Is the werewolves.
The actor for Jacob is hot. I’ll give you that.
Also like how the werewolves are just basically shapeshifters. And the full moon barely matters.
Twilight Sucks
a flag for people who like making fun of the twilight movies. this only counts the movies cuz we have fun making fun of the acting
you can use it if you hate or love the movies or both
SO WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME TURNING PAGE BY SLEEPING AT LAST IS IN FUCKING TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN
OH MY G O D