Apr 10, 2022
I can’t believe I work at McDonald’s. That’s not very Twilight of me. I should be working two to three nights a week at my friend Mike Newton’s family’s sports store.
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I can’t believe I work at McDonald’s. That’s not very Twilight of me. I should be working two to three nights a week at my friend Mike Newton’s family’s sports store.
One year Edward gets so fed up with his entire family calling him ‘overdramatic’ that he decides to enroll in the highschool drama program and goes hard. Like, he absolutely SLAPS at every single warm up game they play and he looks godly in any costume they put him in. His family is still poking fun at him for being ‘a drama queen’. Edward goes out of his way to get every single main male lead the school has to offer and always gets the role. Some of his best moments are JD from Heathers and The Phantom from Phantom Of The Opera. Edward becomes something of a highschool celebrity after his proformances. He’s respected and beloved for being the quiet drama kid that whips out his voice on stage and makes everyone weak in the knees, and they all adore him for bringing so much traction and funding to the shows. The drama students really treat him like a god and he knows it too. One year during a rehersal the director tells Edward ‘try toning it down a little- you’re being a tad overdramatic.’ And Edward gets so hurt that he quits highschool drama forever and is never in another proformace again. He refuses to even attended and makes the Cullens move across the country so he can stop being worshipped for the overdramatic ginger drama queen he is.
Can someone tell me why they didn’t just use a real baby in Breaking Dawn? I don’t get it. I really don’t get it.
Okay but imagine Edward trying to fit in with Bella’s friend circle around Halloween. Everyone is constantly talking about parties and costumes, which Edward and Bella are probably too awkward to participate in, and for Halloween they all go see a showing of the original Dracula in Port Angeles. Afterwards everyone is talking about how terrifying and creepy vampires are and Edward and Bella are just quietly laughing to themselves. Nobody understands why. Little do they know...
I think we can all agree that Edward Cullen is a cat person.