If you write for twobit can you pls write some dating headcannons for him? I love ur username btw!!
(yes, of course i can, and thank you so much! i feel like people don’t appreciate the creative genius that went into it enough.)
DATING TWO-BIT MATHEWS
✮ loves making fun of you and poking at you, especially if you’re the type to get really upset over it.
✮ in relation to the last one: whenever you cry, he laughs—not because he actually finds it funny, but because he just can’t control it.
✮ always insists that you dress up as minnie mouse while he goes as mickey for halloween, especially when you’re handing out candy together.
✮ the king of pda—he physically cannot resist keeping his hand in your back pocket or wrapping an arm around you in a chokehold while you’re out.
✮ constantly begs you to do your makeup, hair, and wear outfits that he likes (which are all hideous, by the way). but if you even suggest something for him to wear, he’s laughing in your face and making fun of you to the rest of the gang.
✮ lets you put makeup on him because he thinks it’s funny and loves how much it makes his kid sister laugh. every single time, without fail, when you announce that you’re “done!” in that sugary-sweet voice of yours, he immediately mimics you—“do i look like a pretty princess?”—batting his eyelashes dramatically. it always earns him a swat on the back of the head.















