Two Word Fic Titles (4) Masterlist
part one, part two, part three
baby mullet (ao3) - danhoweiis
Summary: dan gets a mullet and phil has some feelings
Bad Days (ao3) - That_cool_weirdo
Summary: i'm having a really bad day with all my stuff and i'm now stuck in bed because it's the only way that things arent as bad so i thought why not force this onto dan.
Bear Mask (ao3) - VendettaWound
Summary: While Dan does think Phil's Freddy Fazbear costume is ridiculous, he also finds it very endearing.
Bite Me (ao3) - skygremlin
Summary: “Do you know how it tastes kind of good when you bite your tongue and you can taste the blood in your mouth?”
Phil really wants to bite something. Dan mostly wants to be left out of Phil's weird new kink and stop hearing about vampires. But when they go to look in the mirror and nothing's there, Phil might just be right about the vampire thing after all (just don't call the army).
bragging rights (ao3) - wednesday_ukiru
Summary: A hot doctor sits down next to Phil as he’s coming off anesthesia.
clay dog (ao3) - ShiwiSins (IetjeSiobhan)
Summary: “We could get married while we’re here,” he finds himself saying. “Australia would be a nice place for it. We could honeymoon in Iceland, after the tour.”
cloud nine (ao3) - SylvesterLester
Summary: Phil had been Dan’s floor supervisor for the six months since he started working there. He was tall, good at his job while only being somewhat obnoxious about it, and was still the only one in the store who Dan thought could pull off the tacky blue polyester vests.
Or, the Superstore AU I treated myself to writing (:
Come Clean (ao3) - castrotophic
Summary: Dan thinks Phil might be in love with him, but he's not quite sure how to figure it out.
Craving Sunshine (ao3) - euphor7a
Summary: “Can’t fuck a baby into you like this, angel,” Daniela brings her hand back to tap twice at the fist still clenching her hair. “Let go.”
dog dads (ao3) - possumdnp
Summary: Dan and Phil have had their corgi for three weeks. They still haven’t told the internet yet.
(A fic about dogs, secrets, and Dan and Phil’s ever-shifting boundaries.)
Feels Right (ao3) - philforscale
Summary: Dan proposes.
Good Alpha (ao3) - sleepyslag (galacticneighbor)
Summary: Dan's never been a good alpha, if you ask his parents.
His mate has a different opinion.
Good Boy (ao3) - ingydar_phan
Summary: Porn without plot basically. Phil is FTM and they have sex and it's lowkey puppy play with heavy praise. That's it that's the fic.
healing hat (ao3) - manchesterau
Summary: It’s only then while he’s about to climb back in bed and text Dan that whatever he ordered just arrived that he notices his head has settled down and he can actually blink without it hurting.
Imagine It (ao3) - Tesseractingrey
Summary: Dan realizes, after 15 years of being with Phil, he may not have commitment issues anymore. This leads to Dan and Phil taking a step that would have been unthinkable, even a year ago, let alone ten years ago.
Indoor Cats (ao3) - theheartnexttophan
Summary: Dan and Phil return to the phouse after the American & Australian legs of tour and take a moment to reflect and relax before bed.
Inheriting love (ao3) - Fictropes
Summary: Dan lives and works in a small village where everyone knows everyone. A place where everything is typical, until Phil comes along.
james joint (ao3) - phook
Summary: dan and phil are gross and have been in love for 15 yrs and get high while visiting la for tit
knot problem (ao3) - PhanTDM
Summary: When Dan said "Daddy's got a little knot problem? " onstage, he was making a joke. Except it kinda wasn't a joke- the knot part, not the daddy part. or the problem part.
live wire (ao3) - ShiwiSins (IetjeSiobhan)
Summary: Phil loves touching Dan’s neck, and Dan loves when Phil touches him there, but they don’t do this very often: making it the central focus of all of Phil’s attention.
Marked Up (ao3) - dipnpip
Summary: Phil likes to bite. Turns out, Dan likes it more. >:3
Mini Christmas (ao3) - cosmic_angel_writes
Summary: Dan and Phil’s mini Christmas
2024
Monochromatic Serotonin (ao3) - skygremlin
Summary: “Dan wasn’t a jewelry guy, except when he was, apparently.”
Dan doesn’t wear much jewelry except occasionally in videos or at events, but he’s open to trying a bit of accessorizing when a photo online catches his eye. But sometimes just buying things isn’t an option, and he falls down the rabbit hole learning how and why until it’s four in the morning and he’s sorting every bead he owns by color in the hopes that someone will appreciate the designs he’d made.
(Dan discovers a new hobby in making jewelry.)
new horizons (ao3) - cityofphanchester
Summary: “Bry,” Phil says again, crashing to a halt against the table. Someone’s jammed the rickety sliding door to the back garden open and the kitchen is flooded with bright, sweet autumn air that he’s in absolutely no position to appreciate. “My Switch is broken.”
She turns away from the sink to look at him with much less urgency than the situation demands. “Were you playing Animal Crossing in the bath again?”
“No!” he says, much too loud, and there’s a muffled laugh from the other side of the breakfast bar. He notices only a few seconds late that obviously Bryony hadn’t been talking to herself. It’s Dan, oversized black hoodie and shadows under his eyes, clutching a Game of Thrones coffee mug like he hasn’t slept in a week. Which maybe he hasn’t, Phil can never quite get a vibe off him. “That was one time.”
ninety minutes (ao3) - dizzy
Summary: Phil makes Dan eat his words when it comes to 90 minutes being pathetic.
no machine (ao3) - blossomsphan
Summary: dip and pip return home after the american leg of the tit tour. just a soft, loving fluffy thing <3
Phil's ASs (ao3) - transdimensional_void
Summary: Dan can’t help but worship Phil’s perfect posterior
Proxy Requests (ao3) - philsmeatylegss
Summary: A story about poop and fear (unrelated)
Ring Pop (ao3) - Scuddleduck
Summary: A feeling settles into Dan one day, a feeling he's dismissed for years.
I want to marry this man
safe harbor (ao3) - cityofphanchester
Summary: He’s gorgeous, that’s the first thing Dan notices: gorgeous and tall and sleekly blond and effortlessly charming. The second and third things, in rapid succession, are the metal band around his wrist, claiming him with the pulse of its tiny white light, and the faint scent of ozone and empty air. He’s wearing a striped jumper, electric blue and fuzzy against the chill of the windy months, but when Dan’s eyes flick down he can see the gentle swell of his stomach, the way his hand drifts unconsciously to rest against it. A surrogate. Dan’s lived enough of his life in uneasy proximity to the Glissant to recognize one, but he can’t guess how far along he is.
The surrogate glances down the coffee shop, and his eyes are blue with an unearthly glow.
sixteen years (ao3) - wearealldoomed
Summary: "What're you doing?" Phil then grumbles fondly, pulling Dan out of his Phil-centred fantasies. His head now tucked into Dan's shoulder and placing a chaste kiss just behind Dan's ear.
"Admiring." Dan replies, as if it was a regular occurrence, a hobby he has picked up on over the sixteen years of waking up beside this man.
Or, Dan Howell has spent sixteen years of loving Phil Lester and all there is to him.
sk8ter girl (ao3) - ShiwiSins (IetjeSiobhan)
Summary: “She can’t even keep herself on the board for longer than three minutes, what makes you think she could teach you?” PJ asks doubtfully.
“She looks hot,” Dani says, and PJ cackles.
“That’s not a qualification for teaching someone how to skateboard,” he tells Dani wisely.
Slow Hands (ao3) - danandphil1910
Summary: It was a fantasy brought up during pillow talk, Phil never would’ve imagined that a week later he’d be standing in the bathroom preparing to fulfill it.
Synched Up (ao3) - MorningStarshine
Summary: They were arguing over something stupid again.
And Dan was fuming at Phil over it and didn't know why.
Tucked In (ao3) - imademon
Summary: '“I know this is kind of a weird ask, but do you think you could help me practice tucking for next week’s video?” Dan said, leaning against the bathroom door frame. He had foreseen needing some kind of support, and had Phil review the information he was given too."
Twinkling lights (ao3) - anyrandohuman
Summary: Legit just shameless festive smut
waiting up (ao3) - pensieveity
Summary: dan falls asleep in his chair editing. the next morning, phil has a (not so) serious conversation about them needing to a video editor to help out.
wrong floor (ao3) - wombat713writes
Summary: They get a room on the first floor instead of the third and Dan freaks out a little bit
OR
The author projects their attachment style issues onto Dan because they relate to him.
