#twst octavinelle

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#739 Mother-In-Law time~

Yuu: I make out with Floyd/Jade? He's fine. I kiss him on the nose? He's a mess

Yuu: I slap Him's on the ass? He doesn't care. I hold his hand and kiss his knuckles. He's inconsolable-

Yuu: Why does simple affection break them? I do not know-

Georgina*Hums drinking tea beside you*My husband is the same...I slam him into a wall and have my way with him? he is fine, but if I grab his face and nuzzle my forehead against his?... Oh, he drops to his knees and won't look me in the eyes for hours!~

You really have big balls to talk about what you do to her son's-does she care? HELL NO-she just happy she WILL get grandbabies...she did lose hope...

[palmtree-amelia22]

TWISTED WONDERLAND CRACK #1

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[rizdoodles]

Floyd locked up the little shrimp to make them fall into the water and play with them.🦐💫🌊

Fortunately, Azul was nearby.🐙

[cloud9dreamer]

BRO IS THE TYPE TO...OCTAVINELLE🪸

Heartslabyul, Diasomonia, Scarabia, Savanaclaw, Pomfiore.

A/N please let me know what dorm you'd like to see next (^o^)/

🐙AZUL ASHENGROTTO

🤍Bro is the type to ask you to call him when you get home safely and panic if you don't.

🤍Bro is the type to get you a bouquet of your favorite flowers and keep one for himself so he knows when it's wilted and time to get you a new one.

🤍Bro is the type to take you in lavish and expensive dates, even flying you out. If you ever complain saying it's too much he'll tell you it's what he works so hard for.

🤍Bro is the type to get offended when he gives you his card for a shopping spree and not get a massive bank statement in return. His money is yours to spend.

🤍Bro is the type to seethe in jealousy seeing you with other men. Will make sure the guy is fired from his job, whisking you for a gateway to make you forget all about the incident.

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🪼JADE LEECH

🩵Bro is the type to stare at your face with a small smile whenever you speak, trying to commit it all into memory.

🩵Bro is the type to only let you touch him.

🩵Bro is the type to bring you home to his parents and present you quite proudly.

🩵Bro is the type to teases you endlessly just to see you squirm and blush.

🩵Bro is the type to gift you a custom perfume and keep a small vial for himself so he can always have you with him.

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🪼FLOYD LEECH

💙Bro is the type to slack off during basketball but lock in for you.

💙Bro is the type to be mean to everyone except his shrimpy.

💙Bro is the type to whine and pout when your attention is not on him like a puppy in order to appeal to you but threaten the other party behind closed doors.

💙Bro is the type to sing to you horribly just to hear your laugh.

💙Bro is the type to love his clothes on you more than himself giving you half his closet.

[si1v3rtr33s]

i'm a sucker for the sentient nrc dorms theory, so have a few situations (featuring inspirations from a conversation with @riddle-peakhearts)

heartslabyul tripping a student on the stairs while they're skipping chores and riddle is after them

savanaclaw blowing sand/dirt into someone's (read: lilia's) eyes

pomefiore using a gentle breeze to fix someone's hair or clothes

ignihyde fixing a game-breaking glitch in someone's game

diasomnia playing chess with its students

octavinelle subtly moving something that would've tripped a lounge waiter with a heavy tray

scarabia subtly pointing a student towards the right direction in the textbook they're using

but also more... uncanny things

the lights in ignihyde slowly pulsing, like a heartbeat, or breathing

random howls or roars in savanaclaw despite none of its students making such noises at the moment

the rose maze in heartslabyul rearranging itself, leading countless students to get lost despite swearing that they know the layout

mirrors in pomefiore sometimes reflecting movement that those beholding them never made, or momentarily reflecting people that aren't present at all

music echoing through the halls of scarabia with no true source

human, and only human, students of octavinelle swearing that they hear singing coming from outside

random alluring lights and humming in diasomnia, tempting students to the high spires of the dorm or the depths of the basement

ace and sebek's brothers always answer their confused calls with long stories of their own from their time at nrc. the teachers affirm the oddity of it all. but after a few months of adjusting, nobody really questions it. housewardens will warn their freshman of what and where to avoid, will teach their successor about the ins and outs of the dorm and its behavior, but it's never really properly addressed and barely ever acknowledged. some dorms (read: heartslabyul) are more obvious than others, but all of them have a degree of life that some students find incredibly discomforting.

[ruggiesbiologicalfather]

“haha yes i am smiling but i am also so serious please keep being friends with my freak-ass son. i know he’s weird, we dropped the ball on socializing him but please don’t stop being his friend”

[hayliethepurplepotato]

Had a very wholesome idea:

One night at NRC it’s very chilly. Unfortunately for Yuu, ramshackle has no heating, and they don’t have many blankets. So Yuu, half jokingly sends a text to the freshmen group chat.

“Gotta remember to buy some blankets from Sam’s shop tomorrow, it’s cold and Grim is the only reason I ain’t freezing.”

Unknowingly for Yuu, this leads to them getting a whole closet full of blankets.

Heartslaybul

Ace and Deuce would defiantly bring some over after seeing that text. Trey, Cater, and Riddle making them bring over some treats too.

Savanaclaw

Jack and Ruggie would show up with some animal print blankets. Ruggie bragging that Leona paid for it.

Octavinelle

The trio shows up with some blankets. Despite not being in the freshmen group chat they got the information out of someone. Two of the blankets are shrimp and mushroom themed. Azul would probably say Yuu owes him a favor despite not being asked.

Scarabia

Kalim saw the Octatrio buy some and found out the reason. So he bought way too many that are really expensive and Jamil could not stop him.

Pomefiore

Epel brought a quilt. The ones in his room look SO COZY and he would let Yuu borrow one till his grandma can make Yuu their own. Vil made him bring some products for dry skin cause at least for me the cold makes my skin so dry.

Ignihyde

Ortho brought some over. A weighted blanket and one of those wearable jacket blanket things. Idia defiantly owns one.

Diasomnia

Malleus can’t let his poor human friend freeze. So that group brought plenty. Magically enchanted to keep you at the most comfortable temperature.

So now Yuu and Grim have like 50 blankets

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#777 Watching the human...in its natural habitat

Yuu*are currently in the kitchen, arranging it neatly*!~

Azul*Peeking into your window*What's going on?

Rielle*Peeks aswell*I can't see!

Jade: I always found the other window better for spying on yuu~

Floyd*Also peeking in on you*Looks like they're setting up for a date...

Azul*Pushes everyone aside, panicked* A DATE!?-...I-I mean that's cool, what do I care?...

Tweels & Rielle:...

Azul: STOP LOOKING AT ME!?!