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texts with bf!idia.
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ִ ⦂ 𝓨𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄
featuring : kalim ⸝⸝ riddle ⸝⸝ idia ⸝⸝ malleus
꒰ request ﹕ “ Hi can I ask for twst hcs, specifically hcs of the housewardens with a beautiful s/o. ” ꒱
content : fluff ,, angstish (idia is slightly insecure) ,, jst lovey stuff ,, very joyful kalim ,, may be ooc .
ARLA YAP : first time writing for malleus sooo i don’t know if it’s very good.. he was definitely the hardest one, like i know how he talks but come on im not 😢 like im just not. I HOPE YOU LIKE ITTT!! ALSO FOUND OUT ONE OF MY MOOTS FROM TIKTOK FOLLOW ME ON HERE ILYYY🥹💗
♯┆losers in arms .ᐟ
Pairing: idia x fem!reader Summary: (wc 3.4k, wow i cooked) now that idia has graduated from NRC, not only must he take over the "family business", but (according to his parents) he must get married to some stupid noblewoman, too. today is the day he finally meets you for the first time, much to his chagrin. A/N: i was told by a friend that i MUST write this. and i trust their judgement.
'today is actually the worst', idia thought to himself as he trudged towards the fancy restaurant he was supposed to meet you in.
he feels out of his element in the stupid fancy suit his parents made him wear for the occasion, not to mention the acrid smell of the cologne that his father made him put on.
they even made two STYX workers escort him just so he wouldn't flake out last minute which he considered an egregious overreaction (he totally would have done so if they weren't there).
he steeled himself, taking a deep breath in front of the door and pulling on the handle.... only for it not to budge at all and for him to realize it was a push door.
"fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck..." he mumbled under his breath, the air of confidence he built up along the way here now completely shattered.
"i can't do this!" he turned back to the two STYX employees, gaze pleading. maybe they'll take pity on him and let him loiter around the town for a few hours and then go back so he can pretend like he met you.
"it will be fine. just be a gentleman." one of the workers replied, not at all sympathetic to his pathetic frown.
"hahaha... hehehe. that's rich." idia felt like he was losing the plot.
"in you go." the other eployee said dryly, pushing idia inside the restaurant curtly and closing the door behind him. idia sat there, frozen, for about 5 seconds.
"dammit..." he muttered, swiveling his head around nervously to take a look at his surroundings. the interior of the place was cloyingly gaudy, that's for sure. something befitting of a spoiled rich prince's bedroom. jeez, he so doesn't belong in a place like this.
"...-ir?"
'seriously...? now i look like one of those rich boy normies who act like they're deathly allergic to beef that isn't wagyu.' idia chided whoever picked this as the meeting place in his head.
"...sir? are you okay?" the unfamiliar voice snapped him out of his thoughts and his eyes met with those of a young waiter for just a moment before his gaze fell to the ground.
"yes! yes. i-i'm just... dandy." idia cringed at how unconvincing he sounded. and who the hell uses the word 'dandy' anymore?! this is really the worst day ever.
"alright." the waiter didn't really look like he believed idia, but he took pity on him (thank the seven) and asked "your table number, please?" before holding out his hand in a practiced motion.
"oh, uh... here." idia awkwardly rummaged around his front pocket, pulling out a decorated slip of paper with a number gilded in gold printed on it.
"great. follow me, sir." the waiter instucted and led idia towards a set of private suites on the second floor of the restaurant. guess the two families weren't willing to spare any expense on this.
time seemed to slow down as the dreaded suite came into sight. he caught sight of your shoulder as the two of them approached the door, the sight hardly being conducive to a calm state of mind.
the waiter pulled out idia's chair for him, idia awkwardly sitting down on it without so much as glancing at you.
"another waiter will be with you shortly to collect your orders. you may order anything your heart desires since your meal has been paid in full beforehand, esteemed customers." the waiter bowed slightly in goodbye, then left idia alone to his worst nightmare.
"...hello." you started, voice soft and unsure. you held out your hand across the table, intending to shake his hand in greeting. alas, idia didn't intend to so much as look at you properly anytime soon, so you awkwardly retreated your arm back to your side, acting like you weren't totally embarrassed by this.
"...h-hi." idia managed to force out, his brows furrowing at the way he sounded. he can't believe he's sitting across his future WIFE right now. it feels like a crazy dream he's gonna wake up from any moment now. hopefully.
meanwhile you weren't sure what to think at that moment. he looked... strange. i mean, how many people with flames for hair does the average person meet in their lifetime? you had so many questions but decided to bite your tongue because your parents instructed you to "be a lady," and you assume asking unsolicited questions about someone's appearance doesn't exactly fall under the label of "ladylike".
then again, it was your family's fault for keeping you in the dark about him. they hadn't even showed you a picture of him beforehand, just gave you a slight summary of who he is and what his family does (which was an awful lot to spring on you at once).
you won't lie though, he is lowkey handsome. almost like one of the dateable options from otome games, but actually real. you heaved a silent sigh of relief. you were sort of expecting the other shoe to drop but you're glad it didn't come to that. at least not yet, since you don't know anything about him as of now.
he stole glances at you every few seconds, each one solidifying his belief that you will be one of the worst things to happen to him. your hair was impeccably groomed, your makeup looked like it was done by professionals and your dress gave off the air of a distinguished noblewoman... you were a total NORMIE. the type of girl who turns her nose at anything that isn't mainstream pop or love island or whatever the hell normies like nowadays.
an awkward silence enveloped the quaint room and the two of you both felt terrible about it. you took it upon yourself to break the ice.
"so, idia, huh?" you plastered a smile on your face, trying your best to not let your discomfort show. you felt so out of place in a fancy dress, makeup and heels. not to mention the cloyingly sweet perfume your parents made you put on.
"...yeah. t-that's me." idia replied quietly, not at all commiting to keeping the conversation alive.
you decided that trying to make conversation was going nowhere, so you pulled out the menu, which looked more like a fancy grimoire. is this one of those generic shojo anime which take place in a vaguely european medieval setting, or what?
at least it gave you ample distraction from your... hot date.
your first date - you realised. it was always potrayed as a somewhat sacred yet lighthearted experience for a young girl in all the romance animes you watched, but it really didn't feel that way right now.
it was more like the first day of high school, where you had to introduce yourself and say one fun fact about yourself except it's just one classmate instead of about 25 and that classmate is going to watch you walk down the aisle towards him in a few short weeks.
idia reached for the menu himself, holding it out in front of him with shaky hands. the two of you sat in awkward silence, deciding on what you should eat.
soon, the silence was interrupted by a knock on the door and the two of you placed your orders without even looking at each other.
as soon as the waiter left, you sighed. "i'm sorry, i just have to ask. why is your hair-" you gestured at his head "...like that?"
Could I request Idia x reader? I dont mind what, I just wanna see that silly guy
" LATE NIGHT GAMING " ── IDIA X READER
⋮ ⌗ ┆ Author's note ― i actually had a few ideas in mind for this silly little guy, but i couldn't pick so i spun a wheel and got this scenario yay ^^ idia love for myself and you guys, im going to kiss him. THAT PICTURE IS SENDING ME STOP.
⤷ not beta-read, grammatical errors, implied female reader !!
𝒲rote this at one am, truly trying to get my requests done ASAP cuz it's been DAYS.
𝒯he soft glow of the monitor light illuminates idia's room like it was a cave. blue lights casting off the walls, wires tangled across the floors and empty snack wrappers scattered across the gaming desk that way the pc and screen.
" okay, okay―what are you doing ? you can't just rush in there like that so quickly ! you have like, zero hp―are you trying to get yourself killed ? "
idias fingers flow across his keyboard in a matter of seconds as he rambles panicked shrieks whilst trying to save your character.
beside him, sitting on his bed with legs tucked together under the blue blanket, you chuckled. you took a moment to pause and just stare at the blue-haired gamer in front of you. the screen illuminating his face, you can clearly see his under eyes and messy bangs under his hoodie―yet you still loved him either way.
will he ever understand why ? probably not. will he complain ? absolutely not.
I’m Not Kissing Any Boy That’s Passive!!
idia x reader (by popular vote!!)
in which idia just need to do something. anything!
it’s been a while since you first stumbled out of the coffin and into twisted wonderland, but life at nrc has turned out to be better than you’d expected. you’ve found yourself a rag-tag group of scrappy friends, experienced the whole isekai, fantasy storyline, and lived to tell the tale.
Random Idia Headcanons + First years and Grim (Pokémon Scarlet And Violet Edition)
a/n: have whatever this is well my requests and WIPS are rotting in my drafts :3
♡ You and Idia both play Pokémon Scarlet/Violet together. Though he constantly complains about the graphics and lag you know he has a soft for the game and the Pokémon he's caught within it.
♡ His team consists solely of cat Pokémon, such as: Meowscarada, Luxury, Persian, Umbreon, Leopard, Meowstic
♡ He's played multiple playthroughs, with a different cat team each time
♡ He named his Umbreon "Grim"
♡ To match with his Umbreon, he caught you an Espeon - "I'll be the offence to your defence...uh I-if that makes sense..."
♡ And so you gifted him his male meowstic, to match with your female one, to which he stuttered "Y-You totally gave me a buff, t-thanks!"
♡ He spends hours customizing his character, mainly the clothing, especially when he heads to new enviorments
♡ He gives all his Pokémon nicknames, naming his Meowscarada "Destroyer of the sea" (because grass types are super effective against water, get it?get it?...yeah I'll shut up now)
Idia Shroud fluff alphabet
Otome Game ~ Idia Shroud
Summary: It was Idia's idea to game with you. But when you ask him for help with your otome game, he can't help but notice some similarities between him and your favorite character...
Pairing: Idia Shroud X Fem!Reader
Genre: Fluffy Oneshot
Word Count: 1004
Warning: Otome gaming
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