Dec 29, 2024
Benvolio: Why are my hands shaky?
Tybalt: Your skeleton is ready to hatch.
Benvolio: This is so ominous, thank you.
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Benvolio: Why are my hands shaky?
Tybalt: Your skeleton is ready to hatch.
Benvolio: This is so ominous, thank you.
Bro what if we were narrative foils? And our opposing qualities highlighted and complimented each other's? And our close proximity that allowed the audience to view our contrast led to us holding hands? And then we kissed? Haha jkjk... Unless...?
do trans headcanons really make sense for Shakespearean literature? not really. do I care at all? no. two tyvolio posts in a row today. eat my shorts.
Tybalt: I've got a date with Benvolio. How do I look?
Juliet: With your eyes, Tyb.
Tybalt: This is not the time for your bullshit.
Tybalt: I have a new hoodie.
Benvolio: Wrong.
Benvolio: We have a new hoodie.
Tybalt: *Accidentally hits Benvolio in the face*
Tybalt: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Tybalt: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Benvolio: What’s wrong with you?!
Benvolio: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Tybalt: Killed without hesitation.
Benvolio: No.
Tybalt: Benvolio! My face is on fire!
Benvolio: Tybalt! Are you ok?!
Tybalt: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
Benvolio: But your face is on fire.
Tybalt: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.