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I love Star Wars novels so much because they're either the most jaw-dropping awe-inspiring life-changing worldbuilding and canon add-ons that you've ever seen or the dumbest more needless shit ever. And there's no way of knowing what will be which and sometimes they're in the same book! What could be better!
at least stephen king did cocaine
Beron: The Spring Court is weak and their lands are ripe for the taking. Oh, if I could just get rid of those pesky Night Court kids and their High Lords allies! 😡
Beron: Oh, what's this? One of Rhysand's illyrian thugs is the reason that made girl broke a mating bond to — what's the name of my unfaithful wife's brat name again? Lucas? Luthor? Jeremias?
Beron: Well doesn't matter THIS MEANS WAAAAR!
Beron: *Attacks the night court*
Other High Lords: Come to Rhys aid because Lucien himself agrees that his bond isn't worth the stability of Prythian.
Beron: Oh no *summons bigger fish Koschei*
Meanwhile, a Spring Court citizen to another: Wasn't Beron's goal to take our lands?
Other Spring Court Resident: Well, whatever. Better for us if he fights night it leaves us alone *goes back to their gardens*
Shiraori externally: Calm, cool, and collected
Shiraori internally: Screaming, panic, and anxiety
okay, but hear my new Melinda May theory out:
The serum she was injected with at the end of season six came from the waters of the Lazarus Pit, which is why she’s acting so weird and is almost soulless.
(the things I come up with writing fanfic)
aurel time is winding down and im very emotional but i also have shitposts
this is basically how 3.17 went down
Percy [to Piper]: Alright. Give me your hair dryer.
Piper: What? What are you talking about?
Percy: Don't you carry one in your purse?
Piper: Have you ever met a human woman?
*later*
Percy [to Drew]: Hey. Do you carry a hair dryer in your purse?
Drew: Of course. I'm not an animal.
I think one of the most insane choices in this comic out of EVERYTHING is that Danaël's fuckass knight outfit is actually leggings and a CROP TOP
IT'S SO STUPID WHY IS HE LIKE THIS
