#tytoff

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toff is evil for saying this in a world where i exist. why is he fantasising about a nuclear family roleplay where he cooks for his husband (sam) and their son (michael) (whom he, of course, has had intercourse with)

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HE FUCKED THAT YOUNG MAN

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toff not only intercourse with his own babysharks but with the ex bf of one of his baby sharks gabe perrault

sure I’ll incorporate that into my belief system

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i dont think anyone has ever looked as bad as tyler toffoli in this particular image

will smockey is somehow making his hideous outfit …work? he looks almost… charming??

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https://x.com/_wcpsmrc/status/2011178143688589786 saw this and thought of u

absolutely sickening stuff. literally what is going on in the toffoli household!!!

just the fact that for some godforsaken reason when cat toffoli walks in to a room with her dog, her husband, and their rookie and goes “hi baby!!!!” the immediate response is “hey” from MICHAEL MISA???? not even her husband thinking oh shes surely talking to me, a person who could reasonably be her ‘baby’. just. Michael Misa. i fucking guess

i need to know his thought process if there was any. sitting around with toff just chilling, cat walks in goes (puppy voice!) hi baby, and he goes oh okay. guess thats happening now? like??? why is he like this

(in rpf land cat obviously walked in right after something dubious happened in her absence. I vote couch blowjob interrupted by the sound of the key rattling at the door. toff tucking himself back into his pants while mis scrambles to get back to the other end of the couch and act normal so when cat walks in hes just like i have GOT to diffuse this situation somehow and by god im gonna even if that makes it infinitely weirder.)

(or of course the much more reasonable and rational explanation. which is that misa is her babyyyy whom she puts in frilly dresses and lipstick and dolls up all pretty and she makes him give her massages and eat her out so she can relax :) and toff is having a repressed bisexual aneurysm in the background)

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okay now that his birthdays over i can begin to think about that stupid feet pic mattress sponcon giving us an exact bedroom layout. for nefarious purposes. anywaysss closing the curtains kicking the dog out and having sex with a nineteen year old in here. while my wife sits on the weird little couch

side note i hate this room so much. the fuckass candle. the horrible white/grey/beige look. praying to god that they at least have fun patterned sheets and duvets usually

[hockeynutruthie]

That grin

[give-us-some-more-bieber]

TYTOFF!!!!

1:0 my kid :3