#uberfacts

[itsagentromanoff]

Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.

[a-game-is-the-foot]

[gcodegfb]

[parfavar]

I'm a jellyfish

[rhp162]

[altamont498]

I’m too funny to be allowed on Twitter.

[Image Description: a tweet from UberFacts saying: “On average, two languages go extinct every month.” In response to this is a quote tweet from @A1tam0nt_ (“Altamont”) saying: “For just £2 to Save the Languages, you too can sponsor a language. We’ll even send you a cuddly toy of your language, and photos showing how well it’s doing.” The tweet was posted at 8:35AM on March 2nd 2021. End of Image Description.]

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[bintadnan]

Migrating to Iceland right away.

[singing-not-sleeping-beauty]

It's good to know the British have always been bullshitting their way through history