Naruto imagines I think of but don't have the energy to write
this is the modern au that i created to give some joy to my life.
Obito as a trust fund kid who is a 6 year senior and lives in madara's pool house. if you remember the origin story of Obito's 96 honda civic who's rims are worth more than the car itself. his credit is too poor for even shady salesmen.
Sasuke as an art student who did not want to follow into the family business of whatever (uchihas as a mega corporation is such an overused trope i refuse to add details its not even that important). he basically smokes ganja all day and paints random things (his name carries so he doesn't have to be good)
shisui is a cop (acab) but he's literally the fucking worst because if you're hot he wont arrest you. he drinks on the job but "it's not fireball its cinnamon air freshener" fucking liar. i love him i do but maaaaan.
itachi is a psychiatrist buts its funny because he's literally the worst human being to talk to about feelings. you'll be like "sometimes i wanna die" and he'll be like "me too but let me prescribe some form of legal meth" (i feel like thats my psychiatrist but ok)
madara is retired military who will kick your ass and donates to organizations that try to take away womens rights. no girlbossing in his universe ok. when hes not impregnating instagram influencers hes at town hall meetings complaining about children being at parks.