i see itachi as a girl dad so bad. like, just the thought of him with your first born and a girl makes my heart jump. <3 when you first took the pregnancy test and it came out positive, both you and itachi were shocked. it wasn’t something you had been actively planning on. “uhm, maybe i should try another one. sometimes these are just flukes.” you pouted, and itachi chuckled, he knows you’re nervous. so is he, but at least he’s good at not letting it show to his face.
“of course, angel. whatever makes you ease up your worries.” he hums, kissing your forehead deeply and waiting outside. when you tell him that the second test is also positive, itachi scans your features. he wants to see if you have any thought whatsoever to not have this child. that’s okay, he can’t force you to carry something for nine months you don’t want to. as much as itachi is elated at the idea, your consent matters just as much.
imagine his heart fulfilling joy when you do seem excited and smile, “we’re having a baby, itachi.” you chirped, and he shuts you up by smashing his lips against yours. pinning you against the wall and breathy chuckles echoing your shared bedroom.
throughout the pregnancy itachi has been nothing but the perfect human being for you, taking care of your morning sickness, your cravings even if it is 2 am in the morning, helping you exercise, validating your heinous mood swings because he knows how hard it is for his babygirl. (you).
when you do end up giving birth to the most beautiful little girl itachi has seen, his eyes gloss up. he’s there with you the whole time. your push present being another tennis band to your wedding ring. he holds her, softly, just watching her facial features contort when she yawns. oh itachi is whipped.
of course he brings his toddler daughter flowers whenever he brings you flowers, forehead kisses are a must whenever he’s waking her up. she feels so comfortable around itachi hugging him is her solace. there are times when you get tired of work and just exhausted in general, that’s when itachi takes the role of tending to her and helping her sleep.
whenever you go shopping with your toddler daughter she would try on all the dresses and show them to itachi 🥺🥺 with a twirl. “dadda likey?” she hums and itachi grins back, “loves it, suits my princess.” the only time you see this man babytalking is when he’s talking to your daughter. <3
lmfao when she grows up :3 and starts to have crushes and stuff itachi is fuming lmfaooo he’s like. “little one, who was the guy who just dropped you home? a boy?” unbearable TwT the uchiha can be unbearable at times.
So, recently I've been obsessed with Sasusaku...and their beautiful genes. And as a wholehearted supporter of the #weneedapinkhaireduchihaboy I'm gonna make a character. 😩 Here we go :
- Name : Shoya Uchiha [It loosely translates to "Fly High". The name was picked by Sakura and Sasuke absolutely fell in love with it. They refer the name to be a tribute to all those who passed during the clan massacre and the war. Both the parents treasure him very much and for all the lives lost in the gruesome years of their childhood, Shoya is their light]
- Appearance : Now, as much as I love Sakura's pink hair, full pink hair and green eyes would be too tacky for my liking so Shoya has pink hair with occasional black streaks. He totally has heterochromia. One ocean green and one black eye. His glare looks more mesmerizing than scary lol. Takes after Sasuke's build — lean but not lanky. Tall. My guy is 5'4 at 12.
- Personality : Takes after both Sasuke and Sakura. He loooovvveeessss to tease. Can just as easily choose violence. Does he have bipolar disorder? Yes. He does.
- Hobbies : For some reason I believe he is into mechanical stuff. Like he was so eager to crack open the old fridge when it went out of commission. The fam would find nuts and bolts here and there for weeks!
- Skill set : Many make the Sasusaku son into a medic but I believe he'll be more into kenjutsu. Can't ever catch him with a tānto or fūma shuriken. He can do the chakra punches but prefers combining kenjutsu with ninjutsu. His endurance is off the rocker but speed is his forte.
- Relationships :
Sasuke : They are very close. Like, if Sarada won't hesitate to pack a punch to defend her mother's honor, Shoya wouldn't hesitate to do the same for his dad. Sasuke 100% asks Naruto and his acquaintances [because he's too emo to call them friends] to keep an eye on his son. Uchiha have a mean streak of getting into trouble. Shoya was very clingy to Sasuke when he was younger.
Sakura : Mama bear. You cannot tell me this fine specimen of a kunoichi wouldn't go bat shit if her babies were in any danger. Although it was a bit hard for her to calm Shoya when he cried during his toddler days as compared to Sasuke, she and Shoya love each other to bits. Plus, they have fashion in common. Shopping sprees are a must on a day off!
Sarada : Alright THESE two. So these two are at each other's throats 24/7 lol. No seriously, not a second you won't find them fighting over ice cream. Shoya is a smart-ass and Sarada is a know-it-all. Not a good mix. And they get physical too. Like kunai and all. But if anyone dares, DARES disrespect a sibling, they will know the 101 different ways of torture capable by the Sharingan
- Sexuality : Gay. That all I've gotta say. He's as gay as one could be. And he's not afraid to advertise it to the whole fucking Land of Fire
- Thoughts on life : "It's boring as fuck. Atleast I get a chance to hypothetically threaten my well-being on every mission 😃"
itachi’s june -> day 5: highschool (soft)!bully itachi hcs
-> a/n: i know we are months after itachi’s birthday month but life happens, okay? 😭 and since i’m not really doing kinktober this year i figured i should just focus on this instead‼️
-> modern au, itachi is a highschooler in his third year. he’s a soft bully cus he’s a gentleman core to the end :3 and i can’t see him going over the top~
bully!itachi is a force to reckon with, especially when he’s also a senior at school. the day you first met him was at the cafeteria, you had just started your highschool journey & thought it should go by without an issue. unless— you watched someone ask a senior out. he looked emotionless, vague & so disrespectfully disinterested. it takes guts to ask someone out publically and his personality made you wonder who he truly is. “uchiha itachi. he’s like the highschool heart throb, most uchihas are. then entire family is like a clan sorta thing- they are like, distant cousins or something.” she indulges your curiosity. your eyes mingled with the dude who was standing, looking down at the girl with pursed lips. “sorry, you know i don’t date moderately attractive women.”
wow; what an asshole — you glared at him at a distance, unaware that it was the exact moment where your eyes meet. itachi had beautiful, but stern looking eyes. dedicated stress likes which in his case only made him prettier. you gulped, as if a thief caught red-handed, & looked away. however, what you missed to notice was itachi’s subtle smirk after. “oh no- he’s approaching you!” your friend urgently whispered, and before you could say anything… there he was. “hello, seemed like you really wanted to stand up for the underdog there. why didn’t you?” he hums, leaning in a little. great! no introductions, no pleasantries.
“cus it’s none’o’my business.” you scoffed, looking at him back in the eye. typical dior sauvage mingled with another scent that you don’t figure out. itachi’s smile faded at the sass. “then, if something wrong happens with you, my dear… don’t expect people to care.” he gently touched the ends of your hair, tucking it behind your ear. the action has you taken aback — what did he even mean! “i’m sure i don’t need anyone to step in.” you raise a brow, adamant & dominant in your tone. that’s right - you bloody don’t. you can handle a dude who’s too full of himself all by yourself.
your attention was diverted to the chitter chatter around you. people were almost — fixated on you and him. jesus christ, was he that popular?! you lean back from him immediately. causing him to reflexively wrap his hand around your wrist, pulling you closer to him. even with your resistance, you were bolted against him. your chest pressed against his torso. “what are you doin’!!” your hand was twisted and nudged against your back, arching it. “sorry, i just wasn’t finished with the conversation.” he says simply, still holding you close. “name, and class…”
seriously? what does he think of himself! name and class? “my name’s mind your business, and my class is leagues above you.” you hated that you came up with something so cliche but it was last minute. itachi just chuckled, letting you go. his eyes unwavering as he glared at your friend, calling her with his fingers curling. she’s blinking, unsure what to do and just walks up to him. “hey, what’s her name?” he asks, and she blurts it out. your name, your class. you wanted to dig a hole and die. “why? want to come to my class and bother me?” you glared & scoffed, arms crossing in defense. “mm, not decided yet.” he flicks your forehead & walks away. the first interaction with itachi was so weird…
ever since that incident, some people started looking at you differently. girls approached you more, some of them lowkey threatened you for not buzzing around itachi. as if! you were really not interested in this whole uchiha shenanigan. until, one of these days you were targetted by those same group of girls in the cafeteria. the typical trick of downing an entire plate of food on you does the trick. phones were out, mean comments were being spouted. “she thinks she’s all that” / “oops, are ya gonna cry?” / “who does she think she is?” || you couldn’t believe just an interaction with the uchiha was proving to be so troublesome. you tried your best to control your emotions, to not either rage out or cry about this.
“ah- there you are little y/n.” he hums, walking towards you and leaving the crowd shaken up by just his presence alone. the girls looked at him & you. honestly, you didn’t expect him to hover around this. “let’s get you changed.” he hums, smiling a little. “i’m sure people here would know better than to stress you out again. i suppose, i see it as my sole responsibility.” he speaks to you but his glare is lethal towards everyone. “and i’m sure, people know better than to post those videos. i can hunt them down quite easily.” he coos, walking away with you. dumbfounded. you are literally dumbfounded. “why?” you mumbled, walking with him towards the infirmary. “just because i wouldn’t like someone else bear the consequences of my attention. i’d rather you bear them when i am the sole contributor.” itachi… talked in this weird, refined manner that just made you giggle. weirdo…
that was the day itachi started to hang around you most of the time. you’re going home? need someone to follow you? you don’t? ah, too bad. you can’t make decisions for someone else. he follows you home and makes small talk, teasing you and telling you that he would probably come inside & tell your mom that you like him…. which you absolutely don’t. (yet).
there are some days where he notices you don’t eat much during lunch hours. honestly, sometimes the food from the cafeteria just gives you the ick. you have been seen eating wafers, some junk food and sometimes snacking on protein bars. one of these days, you’d just find him throwing it away. “trash.” is all he says, watching your mouth agape when you notice he just threw off your bloody lunch! before you can say anything, there is an eerie sense or urgent rage that flows through you. coming through as glossed eyes. you push his chest away. “what’s it gotta do with you motherfucker.” you snarl at him, walking away. itachi leaves you alone for the next few days, until you are found eating whatever again. this time when he comes closer to you, you glare daggers instantly. “i will kill you.” you scoffed. however, itachi had… an alternate idea. “brought some home-made ramen with eggs and meat.” he hums, “wanna try?” // “is it drugged?” // “wanna try?” // “is it drugged?” // “what could i possibly gain from drugging it?” // you sigh, taking the ramen from him. itachi & his weird ways of showing affection honestly.
itachi had never been so constant and buzzing around someone at all. with the way he swarms around you, his uchiha cousins have noticed you. there’s shisui, sasuke… and some other folks that he hangs out with. sasuke uchiha is itachi’s sibling, and one day, he embarrasses itachi on the way home with you. “i don’t get it, why do you insist on following me home like a dog?” // “because you amuse me, little one.” // “no because he’s whipped & doesn’t have the balls to say it.” sasuke says out loud, a metre or two away. “ah….. sasuke…..” that was the first time you saw itachi’s careful and calm aura disappear for a moment.
during the highschool trip, itachi didn’t let anyone sit next to you in the bus. him & only him. he even let you lean your head against his shoulder when you slept without a care. no boys were allowed near you. and just to piss him off, you decide to meet up with your classmates late at night for a drinking game. things end up… a little escalated because clearly one of them couldn’t hold their alcohol, and tried to push himself on you. that was the day you realized… itachi is dangerous. especially when you couldn’t count how many times his fists met the poor chap’s face.
-> honestly i think this needs parts i just keep writing on writing 😭 but yeah, he’s not your typical bully per se. he’s just… well, itachi. 🤷🏻♀️
*clears throat* hear me out, I see Itachi as the man with the potential to actually heal your nervous system. The way he speaks to you, he is so kind, gentle, reassuring, observant, he is everything that you could ever need to be in your happy energy.
When Itachi’s angry, he doesn’t yell, doesn’t snap like he usually does. When Itachi wants to communicate, he minds his tone. It’s his usual politeness and the aura he carries, but he helps you heal on a subconscious level. You’re just not used to a stressed out environment anymore thanks to husband!Itachi. 💅🏻 I will write some separate headcanons of how this could play out in the domestic scenarios with the king himself <3
Also, he makes sure to communicate. You can always find Itachi going out of his way in communication. This, is something that I see him working on diligently because this doesn’t come to him naturally. Itachi has a habit of internalizing most of his emotions, but for your sake — he out there, he tries to become an open book. Ugh I love this man so much 😔
itachi was the happiest man on earth when he got to know that you're pregnant. he truly did love you a lot. despite the uchihas being ill-famous for promoting clan marriages and arranged marriages; itachi did none of those things. he married someone not from his clan. all the backlash he received was brutally stomped by the uchiha when he claimed the title of the hokage. people did talk behind his back about it, but it didn't bother him. he had two goals -- keep his family safe, keep konoha safe.
it was one of the few times you saw itachi's eyes glossed, when you braced yourself for a reaction from him after sharing the news. "that- you blessed me today, my angel." he happily declares, pulling you close and kissing you softly, there weren't any emotions he could muster up except unadulterated, unfiltered and sort of overwhelming love for you.
the whole pregnancy was kept a secret, only the closest of people knew. mikoto, fugaku, sasuke, your family, shisui maybe. that's all. itachi was presumed as someone who stretched his working hours but ever since you had been pregnant, he always left work on time. not a minute late. anything else can wait, absolutely urgent things can be handled accordingly. nothing is as urgent as his wife and unborn child.
itachi is a master chef, he makes sure he masters things to the point of perfection. no matter what he tried. culinary skills were one of them. creating diet-plans and extensively following them. you had a filled pantry for all your mood swings. you had the best breakfast and dinner. lunch you could manage for yourself and your man. though itachi never obligated you to.
itachi has always given you flowers every week, this only changed to the quantity of them doubled. he needs to gift the child the flowers too. you don't know this but one of the flowers are always placed on itachi's hokage desk so he knows when it's time to change them. he also tends to them when he's at home with you. easy to observe.
when you start gaining weight and feeling insecure about it, itachi is more than happy to give you a ted-talk, and if needed… show you how perfect you are by loving you. of course he has read he needs to be slow and gentler while making love. your unhinged thirst and his unhinged lust that comes out at times needs to, and has to wait for now.
itachi brings you monthly gifts to commemorate your pregnancy, every month a little trinket of appreciation for his wife. some days it can be extremely materialistic, some days it's a beautifully handwritten letter from itachi that he wrote while you were asleep.
itachi loves to talk to the baby, leaning against the headboard while you lean against his chest, he rubs your belly and muses, talking to them about how this world is something he promises would be a safe space. how they don't have to be a ninja if they don't want to. how he will try to balance his work duties and the duties of being the 'best' otou san!
when you feel nausea and the joint pain, itachi is there for relief. always bringing foods that reduce the restlessness. since you can't be too dependent on the medications as a pregnant lady.
itachi loves taking bubble baths with you, soothingly massage your body and just let you relax. he's figured out which scented candle you like during pregnancy mostly by the ick in your facial expressions alone. DAMN HE'S THE BEST MAN EVER I WOULD CRY
itachi’s june -> day 13: getting married (proposal)
itachi’s the one who (for obvious reasons) proposed you first. when you both were in a relationship, itachi checked out your aspirations for marriage & a life ahead. he would ask subtle questions like — “so, what do you think about just, living together forever in the future with me serving the same breakfast to you?”
you know EXACTLY what he’s trying to hint at, but when you don’t resist and agree easily. that’s when, like a gentleman that he is. he first discusses this with his parents, and then yours.
mikoto and fugaku are on the ninth cloud when their eldest son finally makes this decision. they haven’t been pressuring towards itachi for finding a partner, but now that he has, it surely has made them happier. <3 they start tweaking about the marriage dates and so on 😭
itachi has to halt his parents thought train for the time being & consult yours. he would ask your mum over a call that he feels he’s ready to take the next step with you. he also feels that you are ready as well, and would like her to keep it a secret from you for the time being. of course, your mom would happily agree. having an uchiha son in law especially someone like itachi is all they could ask for. someone so kind, generously nurturing, affectionate.
itachi has been the king of subtle, but when he asks for you to get those specific off white nails? you’re impressed already. okay— of course. 😏
would take you out on a trip. not to paris because proposals in paris have started to become cliche. itachi knows that, it would be probably a destination you like. he would pre-inform you to take an off from work, and spend some time with him. even your little cat is involved.
and then just… one day, he proposes to you with a ring during sunset by the beach, watching the salty sea breeze tickle his hair and having your pictures clicked professionally. <3 truly a magical moment when there is someone like itachi planning every single thing in an intricate detail.
Itachi is the type of man who would be very observant over the little-est of quirks and changes in your behaviour. Hey, he’s fallen in love with you for a reason after all. He’s lost his heart to you fair & square and would make sure you know it.
Whether it be him bringing your favorite food, cooking something for you, or just observing the minor tweaks in your behavior. Itachi is the man who wants to claim it all as his. Takes the term soulmate seriously. Nothing should unrest your beautiful mind.
If we’re talking about the Og Naruto era, if there is a person responsible for your declining mental health & has caused you a breakdown. Itachi might just kill them. :3 he’s intense & insane especially when there’s someone he wants to protect.
Would hug you close against his chest, let his calmer heartbeat calm your frantic one. Coo soft nothings and tell you it’s all going to be okay, would pepper your face with a gazillion kisses, kiss your forehead deeply & hum a tune so you get distracted. I hc him as someone who can sing if he wants to.
Itachi would run you a bath, littering the area with calming, soothing scented candles, also joining you & letting you nestle against his warm chest as he coos about how brave you are for handling this; and that it’s okay to break apart from time to time. If you just let him piece you back together. <3
If this is something recurring, Itachi would suggest therapy. He believes even if his mind doesn’t really cooperate at times, yours should. He can’t bear the fact that you’d ever be in turmoil.
One of the most important things I keep thinking about are the ‘what ifs’ of the Naruto storyline. What if Itachi as a four year old was not taken by Fugaku to the battle grounds? What would have changed in his psyche? What would his goals and aspirations be? All he wanted was to become strong enough to ensure that there isn’t a chance of another war happening again. What would his new goals and aspirations be like? I think he would be probably someone who would enjoy life & just live a little. Maybe someone who celebrates birthdays, gets a little excited about things instead of finding no joy in anything and everything. Maybe even try having friends— Who knows. 🤔 A nice concept to ponder upon and write fics on ngl.
