Well well.. the elusive and bastardly son returns.
oh and i wondered what suddenly happened to my placid surroundings.. nice to see you too, orochimaru.
seen from China
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seen from Australia
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Well well.. the elusive and bastardly son returns.
oh and i wondered what suddenly happened to my placid surroundings.. nice to see you too, orochimaru.
Itachi.. is it really you?
*rin approached him genuinely in shock that she was seeing him again, as if he would leave again if she hurried*
Itachi glanced at Rin, it had been all four seasons that passed in his absence. He wasn’t sure why he had left, but he’s always been leaving. He left Konoha, he leaves Akatsuki. Confusion and disappointment floods his veins. “Rin.” He wasn’t sure whether to add an honorific or not. “…san. Have you been well?”
"Everyone asks Itachi Uchiha to be something: the perfect son, a ruthless shinobi, the savior of his clan, a spy for the village. No one ever stops to look at the boy behind the red eyes.
Except Sora.
She doesn't have a functional Byakugan to see through him, but she has the patience required to decode him.
There's only one problem, itachi is Izumi's first love... Right? What if Izumi is Sora's first love at the same time?"
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Itachi x reader thing from two years ago, unpublished till now, in which you can't sleep and he helps with that
imagine you've been helping Itachi get some well deserved rest recently
one way or another, you two just end up sleeping close together
and you kind of have a blurry relationship with him, you're not sure just what you two are, but you're actually okay with that
one night... it just so happens you're the one who can't sleep
you had a nightmare, and you heard that if you get up for just a minute or two your brain will forget about it, so you did that, and you got back into bed taking extra care not to wake Itachi
except now you can't fall asleep again
and what's worse...
"Are you alright?" Itachi asks, and you sigh
"I didn't mean to wake you up, sorry about that."
"No worries, but please, tell me, what's wrong?"
you flop on your back and Itachi supports himself on his elbow to look at you, and even though it's dark, you feel like he can see right through you
he begins to kiss your face all over, your forehead, your cheeks, your jaw, repeat
he has a way of pressing his lips on your skin that is both soothing and sensual
and before you know it, your heartbeat has calmed down, which is a miracle in and of itself, but... is it really okay to tell him what happened? wouldn't that be weird? but then again, this whole thing that the two of you have is very weird
"I... had a nightmare, I... dreamed that..."
"Yes?"
"I dreamed that you died again."
"Ah. ... Well, you should know by now, I don't seem to be very good at staying dead."
"Thankfully!"
Itachi pulls you into his arms, tucking your head under his chin
"I'm the one who should be thankful."
you can't see his face, but there is a hint of a smile in his voice, and it's the loveliest thing you've ever heard
"You can sleep", Itachi says, "I'm not going anywhere."
and it's the last thing you remember before you fall into the most restful, uninterrupted sleep
i mean.. who wouldn't want to be courted by itachi even if you are a criminal i can name alot of people who'd want to court you regardless
…I see; perhaps I underestimated people’s sense of self preservation. Courting me is akin to signing a direct contact with hurt & grief. I am… I don’t think I would be a good consort. I have a life of secrecy, and a life of facade… should these things not matter?
Like back in junior year of highschool I had a dream I was a changeling (the sidhe creature) and also you and sasuke’s fairy godmother. But it was like, my first day on the job, and you were older than me. And a scary ass ninja. And I wasn’t very good at my job.
Anyway I was trying to get you into the fae realm (I forget why???) by transporting you in this mary-poppins-infinite-bag like-cardboard box.
And you were like. “Who the fuck is this rando 16 year old civilian tryna kidnap me?”
And I was like- “I’m your fairy godmother, now get in the box, you little creep.”
And the you threw a radio flyer wagon at me and I woke up.
I had a lot of weird ass dreams. I prolly watched too much TV.
… I think you need to give your mind some rest. Oftentimes when we have vivid, nonsensical dreams, they just signify that your brain is hyperactive. Try meditation before bed, or perhaps a scented candle. Journalling will also help to pour your thoughts…
ITACHII may i court u
Are you sure you want to be courted to an S-ranked criminal in the Bingo book, my dear?
Coincidences: Red with Jealousy
Pairing: Itachi Uchiha x Coffee Shop Owner Reader (If you know you know 👀 I’ve had this series where a coffee shop/cafe owner reader rescued Itachi once and there has been silly to intense developments since.)
Setting: The Crimson Bloom, a quiet café tucked away from the world’s grasp, somewhere serene, somewhere peaceful. <3
Genre: Slow Burn, Romance, Jealousy
Word Count: ~4k
Tags: Manhandling, Protective Itachi, Kitchen Tension, Jealousy, Low-voiced Possessiveness
Author’s words: Hellu babies <3 I feel my writing juices flowing again, especially about my silly Raven haired Angel of a man <3 and man, I kid you not I was kicking my feeties like a highschooler while writing jelly Itachi. 🫣 I don’t remember the last time I’ve had so so much fun writing him 😻♥️