Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - forever XD
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - pfft took forever since Sanji is “no homo” all the way to marriage haha
How was their first kiss? - very angry and they surely got bruised lips
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Zoro cause like hell Sanji would ever propose to a man
Who is the best man/men? - Luffy lol
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Nami
Who did the most planning? - Sanji
Who stressed the most? - Sanji
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Iva lol tho he came anyway
Sex:
Who is on top? - Zoro
Who is the one to instigate things? - Sanji unless Zoro is horny
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - matters how needy they are
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Sanji does but Zoro just tries to get maximum pleasure
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - none ?
How many children will they adopt? - possibly 1 or 2
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Sanji
Who is the stricter parent? - Sanji
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Sanji cause Zoro is participating in it
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Sanji
Who is the more loved parent? - Zoro and Sanji are even
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Sanji
Who cried the most at graduation? - Sanji without a doubt lol
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Zoro cause he got in trouble often too
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Sanji obviously
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Zoro
Who does the grocery shopping? - Sanji cause he is a cook
How often do they bake desserts? - as often as Nami and Robin visit them lol
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - meat
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Sanji cause he loves to cook
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Zoro cause he’s too lazy to cook, plus he likes Sanji’s cooking more
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Zoro lol
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Zoro cause Sanji makes him
Who is really against chores? - Zoro
Who cleans up after the pets? - Sanji
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Zoro
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Sanji
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Zoro
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Sanji
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Zoro
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - as often as Sanji feels like changing the decor
What are their goals for the relationship? - marriage for Sanji tho he’s too embarrassed to say it
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Zoro obviously
A: Something really attractive that your bias does?
I literally think anything he does is attractive but it’s the chin thing he does when he’s really serious and focused. Like...I dunno it’s just really attractive to me. :)
