#ugghhhhhhhh

[theelmoarchive]

Remembered that I can literally just draw them if I want to

[sp4rtiate]

My divorced parents and stuff (I didn't really like the rendering, but I liked it at the same time, it's complicated...)

[ratzze]

remade lotf modern + hs personal headcanons

the consistency of the layout does not last through these

these are p much just hcs for an AU of mine but like ehhhhhhhhhebebdbdbdndndnnd I tried guys hi hello yes theyre all queer idc 🗣🗣 queer people summon queer people idk I'm losing my mind I made these on 4 hours of sleep hahaha

anyway ignore that but uhhh uhmmm uhhh

dont like, don't interact 😁😁👍

[thehelltingvilleclub]

Jerry Stokes - Champion Card Player and Professional Goober

Jerome “Jerry” Titus Stokes Jr. [10/02/80] [6'0. Yes, Bill is mad about this.] Secretary of Fantasy and Role-Playing Games AOL / Online Users: [XxLordxXxAtrocityxX] Theme Songs: Chronically Cautious - Braden Bales | Undone - The Sweater Song - Weezer | Polygon Dust - Porter Robinson Favorite Shit: Middle-Earth, Magic Cards, Percentile Dice, He-Man, Final Fantasy, Dragons, Tabletop Gaming, Conan, Studio Ghibli, Discworld, LARPs, Legend of Zelda, Earthsea, Yawgmoth’s Will, Gen-con, Xena, Aerith Gainsborough, Elfquest, White Magic

Therapy, check. Meds, check. Keys, check. Godsend Card Wars deck, check. EXTRA Card Wars deck in case some fucker tries to one up him, check... shit what is he forgetting *now*? It took him growing a backbone and his parents to finally get his ass to the doctor, but hey, at least he's here now, right??? right????? He's still trying to get Bill to come with him to the office to deal with his anger issues but it's like trying to climb Mordor bro; not gonna happen any time soon.

He's managed to make some new friends in the process, who knew?! Actually going to tournaments is so much more fun than just following Bill around all day--

I have the Power!

Jerry used to take Piano, as his parents tried to get him into as many extra curriculars when he was in elementary as they could to get him out of their hair (And.. hey, at least he learned something..?)

Because of this, he occasionally plays by himself on the practice piano he got as a kid, though usually it's just him learning soundtracks or transcribing the entirety the Ocarina of Time by ear.

y'know. normal everyday shit.

He has a habit of forgetting to trim his nails, however he keeps them relatively neat-- filed down and this dude actually showers and washes his hands like a maniac if he gets dirty, so it's not that bad. Plus, he's convinced it helps him pick up cards better without folding them.

Let's be honest, Jerry forgets a lot of things sometimes in his anxious scramble to get places. Including meals on occasion, which usually results in Josh jumping him as an excuse to get another snack for them both.

Would be willing to have his nails painted, absolutely, but will probably pick it off within the day as a fidget. Sorry guys.

Jerry met Matt at a Card tournament and they became rather quick friends-- and Matt whooped his ass when they played so he had to give the guy some props.

This dude gets the WORST bedhead and he barely does anything about it, just don't make fun of him if his hair is flat in the back please please please--

Jerry. Likes. Stripes. I feel like his mom dressed him up as the Girl who got sick with the Stripes once when he was a toddler cause he got covered in paint and it just *stuck*.

Jerry has also worn the same style of shoe and brand for the past 15 years he's not gonna start changing it now, fuckers

Can you tell he has a separation issue? no? then open your EYES.

This man absolutely gets ass his phone and aol are blowing UP like ALL THE FUCKIN TIME and he's so overwhelmed that he just ignores them all most of the time. most.

He ends up mostly subsisting off of tournament winnings and doing random odd jobs around the neighborhood, but at least it's enough to get him more cards and a bus ticket into Manhattan when he needs it.

Jerry still goes Bee-dee Bee-dee, he doesn't drop it entirely until post 2005-ish, when he meets Mandi. He DOES however, still use Buck as a nickname, cope. it's my world now.

cough uh he hates the feeling of underwear. those are basketball shorts. OOPS

god I love Jerry he's such a little dork

OKAY JOSHYBEAR IS NEXT Im gonna sob I also still have to draw May and Matt's cards...

fyuck

[k44rds]

Time to rant because there's a certain trend that I am sick and tired of seeing in fan media. And before the "fun police" police come along, DISCLAIMER: THIS IS MY OPINION. THANK YOU.

I HATE SEEING CLEARLY STATED AND SHOWN BEST FRIENDS IN MEDIA BE SHIPPED LIKE THEY HAVE SECRET FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER. THEY DON'T. STOP.

And this is coming from someone who's had a long-term friendship (13 wonderful years). I can confidently tell you that no, I've not had secret feelings for my best friend and she and I would be pretty freaking weirded out if we were being shipped together because people thought we either looked cute together or because we secrelty have feelings for each other.

I admit, while I enjoy a good friends to lovers, not every bit of it needs to be that way. Why can't some friends just be friends? Looking at Satosugu and superbat. Like come on. Let me enjoy my best friends in peace.

[dxckgrxsonx]

ur vibe dying mid use is such bullshit. tf do you think you’re doing soldier? get back to work.

[sep1st1989]

I hope you like having options. I hope one sparks joy

i love them all, i will get to it by when i wake up cause i have 2 hours left to get my sleep and im retyping every word twice

[toadally-gay]

i am this close 🤏 to just cutting my losses and deleting duolingo