#ughbuttopia

[jennhoney]

Have you taken any nice pictures of your butt lately?

[jennhoney]

sarahsamudre said: Hey, at least we were hanging out. That’s some amazing stuff, cause I totally miss you. Wanna meet at the zoo tonight? I’ll bring the cooking supplies, you bring the Hardy DVDS, Vasant will make jokes and we’ll try to avoid the tiger pit.

YES. I WILL SEE YOU THERE <3

[jennhoney]

ladyofthehouse replied to your post: I took the garbage out. I did it. 　

Well done!!!

you and I know what a feat this can be. I appreciate your support.

In my continuing mission to count my tiny victories.

I actually took the garbage out for multiple households.

I'm not bragging.

well, maybe I am.

I'll be over for yours eventually.

it's a service I provide for the harem.

[jennhoney]

I just bought my ticket to The Dark Knight Rises

which I will be seeing

in Seattle.

What am I doing?

great good things with Ughbutts 2012, that's what.

[jennhoney]

Just wanted to say I'm totes about t have lunch here in Sweden. I find time differences so freaky because i know you're at that bleary-eyed slightly hysterical night-time mode when it's fun and you should have gone to bed so long ago. Lots of butt love to you!

I'm not bleary-eyed. I should be but I'm not. We should all be worried, probably.

HIGH ON BUTTS AND LOVE.

Have a wonderful lunch, Astrid!

May the butts be ever in your favor! <3

I never denied the slightly hysterical part, though.

yeah, I should go to sleep.

[jennhoney]

Jennifer: I am not in charge of anyone's penis passes but my own   PUT THAT ON A SHIRT

Sarah: where do you redeem those at?

Jennifer:  I DON"T KNOW   important questions of our time

Sarah: THAT IS LIFE'S GREAT MYSTERY   Where do you get the penis passes redeemed?!?!?!?!!!

Jennifer: this might have just become THE BEST

Sarah: it might have!

Jennifer: WHAT ABOUT TOM HARDY'S PENIS PASS? WHAT ABOUT THAT?!?

Sarah: That is like a mystical golden ticket that you have to search for. And then, umm, you go up to him and redeem it?

Jennifer: I WOULD WATCH THAT MOVIE

Sarah: "Mr. Hardy, I found your penis pass."

Jennifer: I'm thinking it's a combination of the golden ticket and multi-pass from 5th Element

Sarah: That sounds about right.

Jennifer: oh god. what just happened.

Sarah: Yeah, I don't even think we should try to figure out how this evolved.   I like the thought of figuring out the penis pass system.

Jennifer: Utopia and Penis Passes   oh, are we not building a future perfect world now?

Sarah: Vasant just walked over to me and read "Mr. Hardy, I found your penis pass." He just pushed me over and walked away.   I'm trying to explain how we got there but I can't stop laughing.

Jennifer: hahahaha

Sarah: And yes, we are building the perfect world.   All problems would be solved...

Jennifer: would they?   would it matter?

Sarah: unless you hate penises... so I guess not.

Jennifer:  Buttipass

Sarah: That is fun to say AND to think about

Jennifer: Buttopia- maybe it's a theme park

Sarah: With butt mascots?

Jennifer: yes. I got distracted because I have to edit this chat for penis and posterior-ity

Sarah:  that also needs to be inscribed on something Vasant just asked if we had any more jokes. I told him we've created a theme park called Buttopia. He just walked away. HE LOVES IT.