#ukulelekatie

[favorite-word-guy]

We really all learned the word "defenestration" as teenagers and thought we were the only ones who knew about it, huh? I've never had an original experience in my life

I mean if we look at the stats defenestration only makes up about 2% of the words I've got. As long as you never be in a room of more than 50 people you'll statistically still have one of a kind favorite word!

[notukulelekatie]

RIP ukulelekatie dot tumblr dot com

hey y’all, it’s Katie, the artist formerly known as ukulelekatie. My account appears to have been banned and I’m not 100% sure why (though I think it’s because I made a post containing the word… corn with a P. It was an entirely innocent post, mind you! I was merely complaining about the current bot problem, and, well... I guess I was mistaken for one of the bots myself). 

Anyway, I‘m in contact with Support and have requested for them to reinstate my previous account, so please keep your fingers crossed for me! I would be so sad to lose all of my old posts and lose touch with many of my long-time mutuals for good. But for now (and in case ukulelekatie is gone for good), this will serve as my backup.

[saintdollyparton]

Top 5 fruits!

Since it's not capitalized, I'm assuming you mean actual fruits and not limp wrist emoji Fruits lol.

Apples

Raspberries

Cherries

Grapes

Strawberries

[earlgreytea68]

Tagged by @quolant relationship status: single

favorite color: all shades of blue and millennial pink (I’m every cliche...)

3 favorite foods: cereal, ice cream, my mother’s ham and potato salad

song stuck in my head: well, now it’s “The Music or the Misery” 

last song i listened to: I was listening to Loud and Sad Radio so it’s Peter Cetera’s “Glory of Love” because Pete’s taste in music is lol

last thing i googled: evening primrose

time: 9:08 pm

dream vacation: I feel like whenever I go to Europe I’m not there very long and so I’m frantically sightseeing the whole time I’m there so I would love to take a whole month and just relax: the Amalfi Coast, the Greek islands, the French Riviera, Portugal. Except now I would feel guilty leaving the dog for so long. I tag @valerieg3, @padawanryan, @jlrpuck, @booskerdu, @s-leary, @preciouscommoditybears, @iconarmyhellyeah, @ukulelekatie, @leonaesperanza, and @tsubame17

[witch-lock]

ukulelekatie replied to your post “here to inform you all that this is still very much a johnlock blog,...”

i re-watched a study in pink the other day because of your posts and it reawakened something in me lmao

this is my legacy

[bigmammallama5]

ukulelekatie replied to your post: I must really be old fandom bc I get super weirded...

And this is the reason I’m afraid to post my nsfw art :)

If you've got a pillowfort you could put it there. It's still fairly protected.

[datasoong47]

My Tumblr Crushes:

nebula-girl (4%)

nekobakaz (4%)

ukulelekatie (3%)

mini-oddity (3%)

yesterdaysprint (3%)

linguisten (2%)

chidisbookshelf (2%)

ideas-of-immortality (2%)

linguisticparadox (2%)

[firesong-writes69]

Dear Santa

Dear Santa, 

I’ve always had my superstitions about you. 

That’s not to say I never believed you existed, I just found it impossible how you could physically go around the world in one night delivering presents. Didn’t you get cold? Tired? Didn’t you get overwhelmed? I always left cookies and milk out for you, and they were gone the next morning. I made up stories about you, stories that went beyond “Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer”. Stories that took you on wild adventures. I hope you don’t mind. I was very imaginative as a child. 

You came in another form to me. Sure, I knew that you were Santa, but in the religion I grew up in we referred to you as “St. Nick”. And in this story, you left money and candy for the poor in their shoes they left at their doorstep. There were no reindeer. You were poor too, and yet you still had enough to feed others. That amazed me. 

So, yeah. Is there really a guy in a red suit that delivers packages around the world for just one night? Probably. How else would we have so many stories about you? I guess this is one of those “see to believe” type of things. I’ve never seen you, but I know of you. And you probably know everything about me. (i.e., YOU BETTER WATCH OUT meme. Do you even know what memes are?) 

I think you’re more of a ‘feeling’. A feeling of Christmas. A feeling of the holidays. The embodiment of happiness and joy and laughter. 

It’s the children that keep your spirit alive. Their wonder, their fantasies, their innocence. Without them, there wouldn’t be you. 

Thank you for taking care of me all these years. 

Love,Nikki