#uncle hulk

[incorrect-spiderson]

Peter: Hey Mr. Stark! Look! *jumps and sticks around Hulk’s wrist* I’m a snap bracelet!

Tony:...

Tony: Why-

[best-science-son-peter]

Fun Fact:

Dad gets really stressed when I watch Vines or look at memes that involve death (“we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed!” “Hey, how you doing? Well I’m doing just fine, I lied, I’m dying inside”) but I just found out he has a whole playlist of those kinds of memes he calls “Me”.

I...don’t know what to do with that information.

[stressed-science-uncle-bruce]

We’ve Got Pink at the Compound!

@best-science-dad-tony Now what do we do with the guy Clint shot?

[best-hawkeyed-uncle-clint]

ON OUR WAY TO THE HOSPITAL

BE READY @best-science-dad-tony @best-science-son-peter @best-magic-uncle-strange WE’RE GONNA MAKE YOU JUMP IN WHILE WE SPEED PAST THE HOSPITAL DOORS

[best-science-son-peter]

I swear, one day my dad is going to come home saying he’s getting married to @best-magic-uncle-strange or @stressed-science-uncle-bruce. I’m just not sure which one it’s gonna be.

All I know is there’s no way in hell its gonna be @glorified-babysitter-steve.

[best-science-son-peter]

Dad keeps clicking one of the buttons of his fidget cube and it’s driving me nuts.

[best-science-son-peter]

I Think Uncle Strange Just Outed Himself and Dad

I don’t think Dad’s noticed yet

Apparently @best-science-dad-tony is @best-magic-uncle-strange‘s boyfriend?

Happy Pride...???

[best-science-son-peter]

Dad can sing all the songs in Mary Poppins.

Just thought you’d all like to know that.