#son spiderman

[best-science-dad-tony]

Happy Father’s Day

If your dad isn’t a good dad, consider me and Stephen your new dads. We love you. Happy Father’s Day.

[malk-me]

[Tony had to pick up Harley, Peter, Morgan and Nebula at school after a confusion]

[One side of the table: Harley and Peter altogether covered in flour and with some bruises, Nebula with blood in her hands and chantily in her face and Morgan dirty with chocolate. The other side: Tony]

Tony: What. Happened.

Harley, Peter, Nebula and Morgan: *looking at each other*

Peter: Promise you won't get mad?

Tony: Uhum.

Harley: So... We were minding our own business—

Tony: *slams the table* BULLSHIT!

Harley: *slams the table and points a finger at Tony* WE WERE!!

[best-magic-dad-strange]

Merry Christmas to everyone. I hope you all enjoyed the day, even if you don’t celebrate the holiday.

Spending the holiday with Tony and Peter was extremely enjoyable. I’ve never seen two people more excited to unwrap a box of treats or a tennis ball for a dog.

[best-science-son-peter]

Papa Strange is officially a great dad, because I called him and Dad at 4 in the morning where they are and he stayed up on the phone with me for two and a half hours while I had a panic attack.

[former-russian-assassin-bucky]

This is what it took, are you fucking kidding me

[stressed-science-uncle-bruce]

I’m just sitting here watching @best-science-dad-tony and @glorified-babysitter-steve tear up the landscaping with @best-magic-uncle-strange and @best-science-son-peter and trying to keep @best-ever-starlord-peter-quill from finding Tony’s mother’s good china.

My life is hell.

[amazing-trans-son-peter]

Send Me Asks!

I’m really bored, so I thought I’d see if anyone wanted to ask me any questions. Just send them over and I’ll answer them!

[best-science-dad-tony]

So, for various reasons, the 22nd of August was really crazy...so we couldn’t celebrate Peter’s birthday that day. He said he didn’t mind but we couldn’t not celebrate, so.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PETER BENJAMIN PARKER STARK.

You’re an amazing son, and I love you so much, Peter.

Now get down here, and come enjoy your birthday party!