Apr 15
you could’ve been into normal shit like bdsm or anal but noooooo, you just have to want to be fucked by an alien spider woman’s thick ovipositor while she pumps you full of her clutch
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you could’ve been into normal shit like bdsm or anal but noooooo, you just have to want to be fucked by an alien spider woman’s thick ovipositor while she pumps you full of her clutch
“A lesbian version of heated rivalry has to be ballet!” “no it has to be ice skating!” “it has to be volleyball!” you. you do know women can play hockey too? you do know american women’s hockey has won more medals than men’s hockey?
romantic couple who had a divorce worthy argument or general complication and the random who happens to be acquainted with both of them that the entire fandom decides is their third that they use to get back at each other
i had a dream that it was the season finale of 9-1-1 and i was patiently waiting for something to happen and then buck and eddie KISSED and that was the end of it and I was so excited when I woke up and then i realized it was just a dream and tim minear likes edging everyone and i broke out into fullblown tears
watching episode ten after that moment with garcia and santos and opening my phone after to be met with a garsantos fic as soon as i finished the episode was genuinely evil im demanding a refund on that episode because WHAT IS HAPPENING.
that moment when you think a trans guy who’s like in the middle of transitioning looks hot before he ended up starting t or getting surgeries so obviously that means you’re a chaser, you’re transphobic, you’re a fetishizer, you are a disgusting reddit mod you’re ableist you’re misogynistic you support the patriarchy and matter of fact yer racist too for some reason so you have to get on your knees and pray to the transgender elder gods
everyday i wake to some disrespect on my own cellular device
i’m tired of being recommended ‘dark romance’ as if I need to watch some 21 year old woman be violated, abused, possibly cheated on, etc. when I could just travel to my parents place and watch that in real time. at least embrace some role switching. Maybe the woman needs to beat the shit out of her loser of a man. Maybe she needs to harvest his organs too, just spitballin.