#unsurpent

[exitiumsuum]

*pulls out a gun* vibe check

[voraciouslyindulgent]

unsurpent replied to your post: My spark cannot be broken, for it had shattered...

( pharma voice: then perish )

::Complete the heart, Pharma~::

[autobotmedic]

unsurpent replied to your post “     SIGHES. He sincerely wishes he could make repair...”

the cure is death

     I don’t believe you’ve ever been to medical school

[unicromx8]

unsurpent replied to your post:      ( If you’re going to show your worth to a...

i would agree, except the eating bit

princeofdarkmount replied to your post:     ( If you’re going to show your worth to a...

…you had me up until the ‘both eating the corpse of your enemy’ part.

radioactivibee replied to your post:     ( If you’re going to show your worth to a...

No

     ( Uuuuugh. Fine. )

( Killing your suitor’s enemy and then draining their energon to drink together with your suitor would be easier for lower beasts who cannot devour metal. )

    ( My way is still better. )

[aranea-mechanica]

unsurpent replied to your post: stupidredbastard: I’m not sure that pink’s your...

squirter < squitter

(( hklksjdvsv i automatically assumed you were calling tarantulas a squirter and i think that says a lot about me and a lot about him

[heals-on-wheels]

🔮+ mememe

Send “🔮+ a character” and my muse will tell the first thought that comes to mind!

“Do we HAVE to talk about you overthrowing Megatron? We could be talking about me here.”

Which, to him, was way more important.

@unsurpent

[alacritysparked]

sweet bee

Don’t you start.

[tyrannicc]

@unsurpent replied to your post: .

( i read the tags and my first thought was “icb megatron eats edibles” )

((.......I MEAN....... Dark Energon Brownies. He’d be into it.))