Request | Pickles | Chris x Reader
Title: Pickles
Pairing: Chris x Reader
Word Count: 620
Request: Pretty please with a cherry on top would you write a reader/Chris fic with this au 'Your RA almost caught your illegal cat but I convinced them that it was just me meowing'
a/n - wow i havent posted here in like forever lol whoops. is this still relevant???
"(f/n), you always wear black clothes, your cat has light fur. Someone's going to find out eventually that somehow you managed to sneak your cat into the Uni," the blond shook his head, as the two walked down the hallways of the dorm towards the room of his significant other.
"No one has noticed that I sneaked Pickles in yet. As far as I'm concerned, Pickles and I are a-okay," they replied, once they arrived at their room, unlocking the door, before slipping in with the blond. "Anyways, you know I'd protect Pickles with my entire being. I would take a bullet for him," they added, closing the door behind them, as their blond boyfriend sat on the beanbag chair, the grey and white tabby jumping onto his lap.
"(f/n), he's a cat," the male said, with an almost incredulous tone, running his hands through the soft fur of the cat that purred affectionately.
"Chris. I love him," (f/n) replied, with the exact same tone. "I would do anything for Pickles."
"But you won't even go on a date with me tonight despite the fact that we're, you know. Dating?" Chris shrugged his shoulders nonchalantly, as if it didn't bother him.
"Listen, when it comes to priorities. Pickles is a bit higher on that list than you," (f/n) replied, not regretting any word they had just said. "I still love you, though."
"Wow, thanks," the blond monotonously replied, before the cat began to let out a cacophony of meows, from being ignored after the male had stopped petting it.
Surprised, the significant other of the male swept the cat up into their arms, trying to soothe Pickles. Eventually the cat calmed down, and the situation seemed so absurd to Chris. It was like a mother comforting their infant.
There was a knock on the door that startled the two lovers, and immediately (f/n) paled at the sound of their RA's voice.
"(f/n), was that a cat I just heard? Answer this door right now, or so help me god."
Immediately they turned to look at their boyfriend, alarm obvious in their eyes.
"Chris, put Pickles in the closet, but also turn on his light, so that he knows he's safe," (f/n) hissed under their breath. Chris acted immediately, taking the cat from his lover's hands, following their orders instantaneously.
Trying to remove the fur off their clothes as fast as possible, before throwing open the door, surprising the person on the other side of their door. The Resident Assistant cleared their throat, trying to compose themselves.
"Was that a cat I just heard? Because as you know, they're illegal to have on campus-" they began, but was cut off by Chris who stepped into her field of vision.
"Nah, that was just me meowing. I was showing (f/n) my cat impressions because they miss their cat back home," he lied effortlessly.
"That's-" they paused squinting at the two, eyebrows furrowing when Chris meowed to prove his point, "sweet. In a weird way. Alright I'm going to head out. Have... fun."
They made the move to close the door muttering to themselves.
"Fucking weirdos. The fuck kind of relationship is that?"
When the door closed, (f/n) squealed, jumping into the arms of their unsuspecting boyfriend. Christ stumbled back, wrapping his own arms around them as their legs also wrapped around him.
"Thank you so much!" They planted a kiss on his lips, beaming up at him.
"Anything for my baby," Chris snorted, kissing their forehead. "Even if they won't go on a date with me."
"I'll definitely go out with you tonight for keeping Pickles safe!"
"Oh wow. All I had to do was stop your cat from getting kicked out? Why do you have such low standards?"










