Shaped like a friend

Reader inserts for the precious cinnamon (and sinnamon) rolls from Until Dawn. Requests: Closed

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Super Sappy Lines Prompt List

Because sometimes you just want to write the sappiest shit you can handle.

“I’m in love with you.”

“Please don’t leave me.”

“It’s always been you.”

“Shut up and kiss me.”

“I’ve wanted this for so long.”

“I can’t wait any longer.”

“Can I kiss you?”

“Can I touch you?”

 “I missed you so much.”

“Stay with me forever.”

“I thought you didn’t want me.”

“I want you. Only you.”

“The way I feel when I’m with you…”

“I’ll always love you.”

“Please marry me.”

“Why haven’t you kissed me yet?”

“Because I love you!”

“You’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.”

“I can’t stay away from you.”

“I’ve been waiting all my life for you.”

“I’m better when I’m with you.”

“You make me so happy.”

PS if you write anything from this list, will you tag with #sappyprompts so I can see it? <3

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Request | Good Samaritan | Josh x Reader

Title: Good Samaritan

Pairing: Josh x Reader (i mean if you squint and look closely)

Word Count: 495

Request:  "you just caught me cleaning up some graffiti on our apartments and congratulated me on being an awesome person and decided to help me clean but little did you know I was only cleaning it so I could have blank canvas au" < The Reader + Josh

They had been slaving over the wall since 6:00am, painting over the graffiti on their apartment, tirelessly. They'd survived the gruelling hour or so by drinking energy drinks and coffee. Still, they were determined to make sure that the wall would be clean, and prime for their project. It would be much better than the obviously amateur works done on the wall. From what they remembered, it was 13 year old boys who had stolen spray cans from their parents' garage. And it wasn't even high quality spray paint. It was like some dollar store brand.

"What a bunch of douchebags. Can't even use nice quality shit?" They muttered to themselves, quickly adjusting the mask on the bottom half of their face before making another stroke. They sighed to themselves,  relieved that they covered more than half of the vandalized wall. "I'll show those little gremlins some god damn art!"

"Well aren't you a good person? Cleaning up our apartment wall of ugly graffiti."

Surprised they turned to look over at the mouth of the alleyway. (e/c) eyes widened at the sight of the cute man standing there, giving them a crooked smile. Their heart raced, and they almost dropped the roller they were holding. Their knees were reduced to jelly and they almost forgot to breathe.

"I'm Josh. You wouldn't mind me helping you, would you?" He asked, beaming at them, and they almost fainted at the sight.

"Uh, no! Not at all. I actually have an extra mask you can use!" They replied instantaneously, offering another mask they had placed on the stool they had brought outside with them. They handed it to him, smiling behind their own mask. "I'm (f/n)."

Suddenly what he said really sunk in, and they realized he thought that they were covering up the shitty graffiti because he thought they were a good person. He didn't understand their true intentions for covering it up.

How pure.

He grabbed a spare roller, and started helping them paint over the graffiti. Mild guilt managed to settle and fester within (f/n). But then they thought of their future project and it put them at ease.

They finished much quicker than predicted, exciting the (e/c)-eyed person.

"Thank you so much! You were such a big help!" They praised Josh, who's eyes sparkled along with his smile.

"That's the most you've said to me this entire time. Would you mind getting coffee with me tomorrow?" He pulled his mask down, looking at them.

"Like a date?" (f/n) asked, smiling back.

"Yeah. I think I'd have a great time with a fellow good citizen," he replied.

"Oh yeah. That's me. A good citizen."

The following day, when Josh passed by the wall, he was surprised to find a beautiful portrait of Carrie Fisher with the word 'goodbye' curved elegantly next to her smiling face. When  (f/n) passed by, rubbing at their tired eyes, his head shot over in their direction. They gave him a sheepish smile, and he let out a light chuckle.

"So much for a Good Samaritan, huh?”

a/n - i just really love and really miss my space mom

[readerinsertsuntildawn]

Request | Pickles | Chris x Reader

Title: Pickles

Pairing: Chris x Reader

Word Count: 620

Request:  Pretty please with a cherry on top would you write a reader/Chris fic with this au 'Your RA almost caught your illegal cat but I convinced them that it was just me meowing'

a/n - wow i havent posted here in like forever lol whoops. is this still relevant??? 

"(f/n), you always wear black clothes, your cat has light fur. Someone's going to find out eventually that somehow you managed to sneak your cat into the Uni," the blond shook his head, as the two walked down the hallways of the dorm towards the room of his significant other.

"No one has noticed that I sneaked Pickles in yet. As far as I'm concerned, Pickles and I are a-okay," they replied, once they arrived at their room, unlocking the door, before slipping in with the blond. "Anyways, you know I'd protect Pickles with my entire being. I would take a bullet for him," they added, closing the door behind them, as their blond boyfriend sat on the beanbag chair, the grey and white tabby jumping onto his lap.

"(f/n), he's a cat," the male said, with an almost incredulous tone, running his hands through the soft fur of the cat that purred affectionately.

"Chris. I love him," (f/n) replied, with the exact same tone. "I would do anything for Pickles."

"But you won't even go on a date with me tonight despite the fact that we're, you know. Dating?" Chris shrugged his shoulders nonchalantly, as if it didn't bother him.

"Listen, when it comes to priorities. Pickles is a bit higher on that list than you," (f/n) replied, not regretting any word they had just said. "I still love you, though."

"Wow, thanks," the blond monotonously replied, before the cat began to let out a cacophony of meows, from being ignored after the male had stopped petting it.

Surprised, the significant other of the male swept the cat up into their arms, trying to soothe Pickles. Eventually the cat calmed down, and the situation seemed so absurd to Chris. It was like a mother comforting their infant.

There was a knock on the door that startled the two lovers, and immediately (f/n) paled at the sound of their RA's voice.

"(f/n), was that a cat I just heard? Answer this door right now, or so help me god."

Immediately they turned to look at their boyfriend, alarm obvious in their eyes.

"Chris, put Pickles in the closet, but also turn on his light, so that he knows he's safe," (f/n) hissed under their breath. Chris acted immediately, taking the cat from his lover's hands, following their orders instantaneously.

Trying to remove the fur off their clothes as fast as possible, before throwing open the door, surprising the person on the other side of their door. The Resident Assistant cleared their throat, trying to compose themselves.

"Was that a cat I just heard? Because as you know, they're illegal to have on campus-" they began, but was cut off by Chris who stepped into her field of vision.

"Nah, that was just me meowing. I was showing (f/n) my cat impressions because they miss their cat back home," he lied effortlessly.

"That's-" they paused squinting at the two, eyebrows furrowing when Chris meowed to prove his point, "sweet. In a weird way. Alright I'm going to head out. Have... fun."

They made the move to close the door muttering to themselves.

"Fucking weirdos. The fuck kind of relationship is that?"

When the door closed, (f/n) squealed, jumping into the arms of their unsuspecting boyfriend. Christ stumbled back, wrapping his own arms around them as their legs also wrapped around him.

"Thank you so much!" They planted a kiss on his lips, beaming up at him.

"Anything for my baby," Chris snorted, kissing their forehead. "Even if they won't go on a date with me."

"I'll definitely go out with you tonight for keeping Pickles safe!"

"Oh wow. All I had to do was stop your cat from getting kicked out? Why do you have such low standards?"

[readerinsertsuntildawn]

Person D: hey, I didn't know you guys were together!

Person A: I wouldn't say together-

Person B: 'Together' is a pretty strong word...

person C: you guys are literally married

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some until dawn icons ! I’m not the best at icons, but I hope you like them like/reblog if using

[shittyaus]

angry short, mellow tall aus

these were requested by so many people omg,, time to deliver

you’re always making fun of my short legs well jokes on you sucker because you are failing so hard at this obstacles course with your giraffe limbs

you can pout all you want, at the end of the day i win all the arguments because i can just pick you up and place you in a corner a sulk yourself tired

i really wanna knee you in the crotch right now but your crotch is too fucking high

“how did you two meet?” “they tripped over me. while i standing.”

man, i hate going out into huge crowds with you because i always lose you among all the children and i have to peruse through all of them to find you

man, i love going out into huge crowds with you because you’re like a beacon sticking out and i’m basically never lost

whenever i get too mad or frustrated or down you give me a piggyback and it’s embarrassing how much it calms me

you’re so fantastic to cuddle because i can, like, hold all of you. no place misses out on my hugs, you get all the hug, the full hug,, all my love

- jo

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AU MASTER LIST

So here is a bunch of AU’s that I’ve collected over…. a long time. Enjoy

Awkward Meetings

I broke your nose in a mosh pit, sorry

I hit you with my car and was the only one to visit you in the hospital, this is sort of awkward, are you okay?

You’re getting chased by the police and you just jumped in my car and yelled drive, wtf man

You just punched me in the face while gesturing wildly to a friend, your friend can’t stop laughing and im too shocked to respond to your apologies

You laughed in a restaurant, but your laugh is really weird and I thought you were choking so I’m awkwardly humping you while attempting to perform the Heimlich manoeuvre and why isn’t this working, you’re just choking harder now this is aweful

We met on a Sunday morning, both doing our walk of shame

I get really sick on roller-coasters and you are sitting in front of me, im so sorry

You’re the bastard who keeps parking in front of my house and you just caught me drawing a dick on your window with a permanent marker… ugh, oops.

I work at a department store and if you take out and unfold another fucking shirt and just leave it, I’m going to fucking shove it down your throat

You broke into my apartment drunk thinking it was your friends place and I should call the cops by my cat likes you so????

You’re my new dealer and you just friended me on Facebook and idk how to react to that

You saw me reading the same book you are and now we are arguing about the motives of the antagonist

This is a five-hour-long plane ride, we’re sitting together and  you’re deathly afraid of flying. 

I got into a cab to find someone already inside

You thought I was your friend/sister

Holy shit, im in the wrong car.

I was walking by a roller coaster and your shoe flew off and hit me in the head and now I’m on the floor trying not to fall unconscious.

It’s 2am and I’m drunk and I need some salt for my fries and I know your awake so OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR

You fell asleep on me in the subway and I should probably wake you up and its my stop next stop but it’s okay, I can always just catch the subway back…

I know nothing about camping and all my friends left me at the site. Please, help me, I think I just heard a bear

This has been a shitty week and you just grabbed the last box of my favourite comfort food from the shelf, do you really want to fight me rn?

We met in a movie theatre and now you’re clinging to me because your terrified and I’m okay with that because it means I get your popcorn.

You had a party and I got really drunk and stole your microwave, so now I’m at your place and your super hungover so here, I made breakfast?

Neighbour/Roomate

The guy living below me has a really loud alarm clock that always wakes me up at the crack of dawn

I went to investigate a scream and found my neighbour standing on a chair to avoid a rat/mouse/cricket (etc.)

My neighbour has a really squeaky bed and my bedroom is below theirs

You keep stealing my doormat and HAH, I’ve got you this time thief!

The apartment above me has left their tap on or something and water is leaking through my ceiling

My neighbour’s sibling got the wrong house number and barged into my apartment on accident.

My roommate keeps stealing my coffee so now I make extra 

You’re my new neighbour and wow man, you have some really weird habits.

You’re my neighbour and you are stealing my wifi to watch porn and can you not?

You locked yourself outside of your apartment and there’s a storm rolling in and I pity you so please come into my apartment I’ll make you hot chocolate?

I heard you singing at 3 am and joined in and now you’re at my door and wtf mate I think your drunk but your voice is really nice so?

I just set the fire alarm in our building off again… sorry. I know its like the fourth time this week…

You keep mowing your lawn when I’m trying to sleep and seriously FUCK YOU

My new neighbour is really hot and wow I didn’t even like women until now? And now she is in the garden planting flowers in her bikini wow… im in too deep

It’s 3 am and you’re blasting off classic rock at full volume and your music taste might be awesome but soME PEOPLE are trying to sLEEP

We’ve never met but we shower at the same time and our showers are on opposite sides of the same apartment wall so sometimes we start duets?

Pets

I’m out walking and my dog started chasing your dog. 

My cat/dog ran away and you just found it but refuse to accept the reward. 

We are neighbours and your cat got my cat pregnant… so, wanna raise this little kitty family?

My pet tarantula/snake (etc) escaped and I forgot to warn the guy below me who is terrified of snakes/spiders

I need you to pet sit my pet for a while and I forgot to mention it’s a snake, the mice are in the freezer. Thanks, bye

My cat really hates you cat and that’s the third time this week I’ve had to pry them apart.

My cat keeps breaking into your apartment and it ate all your plants… dinner to make up for it?

My cat sneaked out on the balcony and into your open window and he has this habit of destroying furniture and pissing everywhere so I followed him inside and you cam home earlier than I expected and found me in the middle of your living room and honestly I’m not a burglar

Your dog likes me a thousand times better than she likes your partner and sorry not sorry I love this dog

You were walking your dog when you found me passed out on a park bench and thank you for waking me up and buying coffee instead of stealing my wallet

Music

I’m on a bus and wow, you’re singing really loudly and everyone is giving you weird looks, hey bud, tone it down, also great choice in music

You play Double Bass/Cello and I play 1st chair Violin and we keep making eye contact and damn your super cute.

You play in an orchestra and I love these songs so much, plus you’re really cute. Shit man, you’ll never notice me in the huge crowd…

Music is kinda illegal and my friend just died and apparently he wrote music and wow I want to know what it sounds like and to play it at his funeral but I don’t know how to. You’re a well-known music dealer, do you happen to understand these notes? Can you help me?

I tried to act cool at this concert and I thought I was leaning on a wall but apparently it was a speaker and now it’s on the ground in pieces and everyone’s glaring at me… sorry?

Supernatural

I’m a wizard and I just accidently apparated into your house. Oops.

I died over 2000 years ago and you’ve been dead for like 2 hours, man, damn it now I have to explain this shit to you. Great.

I’m immortal and you’re mortal and I don’t know how to explain this to you and soon enough you’re going to realise that I’m not aging… shiiittt

You’re a greek god and I’m the roman counterpart. 

I’m a ghost and your alive and I think I’m in love with you…. Fuck. 

You’re a faun and I’m a Satry

I’m half demon and people often judge me based on my looks, but your blind and wow you actually like me? 

I’m a time traveller and I went back in time and wow I think I’m in love with you, fuck this isn’t good, I just faked being George Washington… wait what? George Washington doesn’t exist here? Shit… I actually am George Washington.

I’m a writer and your my character and wtf how the heck did you just literally climb out of my first draft? 

I’m a werewolf but I don’t want to tell you because my wolf form might be that really small chihuahua you keep mentioning you see when I go out…

I’m an android and you’re a human and wow what is that warmth I feel when I see you?

I’m a homesick telepath and you’re the poor soul who is receiving all these emotions, sorry

Somehow I’m in your body and you’re in mine and shit man being this close to the ground is fucked up.

I’m a genie an d you rubbed my lamp so congrats you get three wishes but you can’t seem to think of shit and why the fuck do I have to be stuck with you? Hurry up and think of some wishes okay?

I was an awful angel and as punishment I have to be your guardian angel and wow your super cute and nice but I still hate you

You keep having strange dreams that turn out to be us in a past life and you’re determined to fine me again but in this life I’m already dead.

We live in the year 3090, you’re a scientist and I’m your assistant. Unfortunately and experiment goes wrong and I die. Now you’re trying to put my brain into a robot but its not the same

I’m a vampire and I have a moment of weakness, you’re nearby and lets just say it doesn’t end well

I’m a dragon and you’re a really hot prince, that’s right, they locked up the wrong royalty.

You’re a pirate and I’m a siren and woah… are you asexual? That’s so cool, hey wait, don’t go I just want to talk

Your mirror is a doorway into my dimension and I can see everything…. 

Listen I am genetically modified and you WILL let me hide in your house

Ok, so I panicked and kissed this human so he wouldn’t drown. And I know you don’t want me to keep him, and we can’t let him leave if he knows about us mere people so what do you want to do?

School/College

I just got partnered with you in dance class and I can’t dance for shit

You’re my science lab partner and how the fuck did you just explode that beaker?

I’m an art student and you just found my sketchbook and you’re going through it. Shit man can you give that back, I don’t care how good you think they are just don’t turn that page…

You’re the school dork and I’m the school jock and fuck you can see where this is going

We are the only two kids who ride this school bus, maybe we should carpool?

I thought you were my roomies new boyfriend so I invited you in but your actually the RA of the dorm and now you think I want to have sex with you

I accidently flooded the laundry room and you really need to do laundry

You’re sitting in my seat in this lecture and who even are you? I’ve never seen you before… wait what, stop checking me out!

We argued so much during a class discussion that we both got kicked out and we’re still arguing outside the class

You left your USB in the library computer and I had to go through your files to figure out who you are and in the end I read the entirety of this book you’re working on and wow you’re really good?

I’m a traditional painter who has to take a basic Photoshop class, you’re a graphic design major sitting next to me and getting sucked into helping me out because Im so shitty at this

My pottery bowl exploded in the kiln and I feel like a failure, you found me crying about it in the hallway and are now trying to comfort me and your sweater is really soft wow sorry

You and your friends have been playing the penis game in the library for the last five minutes and none of you have gotten above a quiet yell and fuck it I’m trying to study over her so fuck you I’m going to put an end to this game by winning 

We are both teachers and at the end of the year we compare how many gifts we’ve received from student and you’ve won for the past three years

Romeo and Juliet of the math and English departments 

I want to get along with you roomie… but I like star wars… and you like star trek… this isn’t going to work.

I usually talk to my friends through morse code in class but… apparently you know morse too… and now you know I think your butt is cute

I got cursed and turned into an animal and taken to the shelter and now I’m being adopted by someone who is really hot OH FUCKING NO

Near Death Experiences

Wow I was just in a fatal accident and who the hell are you? What is this I’m I dying? Wait no, I don’t want this, how do I get out of it? A deal you say, I’ll take it.

You’re an executioner and I’m about to be executed but you can’t seem to run the guillotine, wait what, why are we running away, man you’re my favourite executioner

Our plane/boat crashed and now it’s just us on this island. 

I just took a super dangerous job and your trying to talk me out of it, but we really need the money

It’s the middle of a war and I’m on a ship that you’re ship just torpedoed. Now I’m a prisoner and wow why can’t I feel my legs. I’m not cooperating until I can feel them again. What the fuck do you mean I’m paralysed?

I’m addicted to ____ (drugs/alcohol etc) and you found me in an alleyway due to after effects of my addiction (beat up, overdose etc) and decide to take me in.

I sold my soul to bring you back to life and I don’t have long left please make this time count

Mistaken and Secret Identities

I’m  a thief/hacker/murder and you’ve found out my identity and have been bugging me for days to take you on as your partner

I’m a superhero and you want to be like me but in doing so become a supervillain, what do you mean you don’t understand why I’m punching you?

I’m a superhero, you’re a supervillain, but we don’t know each other’s identities and we are actually best friends

I’m runaway royalty and you’re a commoner, fuck I’m so screwed I need your help, I’ll explain later

You think I’m a celebrity and you’re talking too much for me to explain I am defintely not… that dude. What was his name again?

You’re a superhero and I’m your best friend and what the fuck man? Why the hell didn’t you tell me? If you had maybe I would be fucking caught with this stupid ass monologue-ing villain

I have a very cute neighbour and very thin walls and one day I call you and err… your moans are very synchronised with my neighbour's…

I’m a superhero and you’re a supervillain and I saw you visiting kids at the children’s hospital and letting them act like they defeated you and now it’s really hard to punch you in the face

Profession Based

Your my mailman and I can’t help but notice that you linger at my door slightly longer than you need to ever since you saw me that one time. Do you want to come inside?

I’m a private detective and your my client and fuck man you’re in some deep shit

You’re a protester and I’m a police officer. Seriously can you please calm down a little bit, this is my job not my  beliefs.

I’m a make-up artist/hair stylist and I you’re an actor/model and are you flirting or???

You’re a celebrity and sorry mate, I have to take pictures to pay rent, I know its invasive seriously, sorry

You’re a store clerk and fuck, is that my ex? Can I please hide behind this counter?

You’re a lifeguard at my kid’s swimming competition and I fell in the pool with all my clothes on and you awkwardly tried to save me even though I didn’t need it.

You work at a pet store and I came in to look at tarantulas but somehow we lost the biggest one and its loose somewhere in the store and it really doesn’t help that you’re terrified of spiders

I’m a firefighter and you started a fire in your kitchen but you’re still flirting with me even though you’re not wearing pants and I’m carrying you down a ladder. Stop complimenting my muscles for fucks sake

We work at the same company and I kind of had a crush on you until I noticed that you’re the asshole stealing my lunch from the office fridge.

I’m a firefighter and you live near the station I work at and we talk/flirt with each other a lot. One day me and my team get called to put out a fire and it’s your home ablaze. You don’t make it.

I work at a fruit store and you come in almost every day and rearrange stuff on the shelves and then leave. Today you made the apples spell ‘call me’

It’s 2am and I was just trying to get home but I left my sunroof open all day and now there’s a squirrel in my car and it scared me and I drove into a pole - stop laughing! You’re a cop, aren’t you supposed to be helping?

You’re drunk and want my name tattooed on your ass.

You always bring your dates to the restaurant I wait at and now you’re here alone… you okay mate?

Winter Times

It’s snowing and I usually walk to work but that’s not happening, hey roomie, can you please drive me? Yes I know its 4am

I accidently gave all my winter clothes to charity over the summer and not its not so much summer, but I’m broke and hey… could you give me your old winter clothes… maybe?

I love the cold, but I promised to visit you for a good 4 months and wow, why did I do this? There isn’t snow here?

I don’t know you, but you just threw a snowball at my face, mate, its on.

I don’t know who the hell you are, but my roommate has someone over and It’s really cold outside…. Can I come in? Or like, have a blanket, or even a towel?

Old Friends

I knew you in high school and I ran into you at a renaissance fair wearing full knight regalia

I met you once when I was 12, we started a pen-pal relationship across the world and haven’t stopped even though we are a lot older now. 

You were my best friend when we were younger but your family moved to the other side of the world, and we haven’t talked in years. But now your back and wow how did you recognise me when I can’t even remember your name?

Fake Dating

I hired you to be my date for a wedding but your super cute, maybe we cannot fake-date? 

I’m fake dating you to have someone to vent to on family gatherings while also pissing off my conservative uncle that I never liked and wow… have your eyes always been this nice?

We’re both cosplayers and we somehow always manage to meet each other at cons dressed as a popular ship and people always want photos of us in compromising positions and so we always end up fake-dating the entire day but you’re actually really hot and I’m head over heels for you

My friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex, quick make out with me, I’ll pay you.

Miscellaneous

I’m blind and wow your voice is absolutely beautiful can you just keep talking? Forever? Please?

My younger sibling is besties with your sibling and even though we hate each other I guess we’ve got to start hanging out a little

We are both at a grocery store at am and you offered to arm wrestle me for the last box of cereal, its on!

You’re sleeping on my best friend’s couch while your house is being renovated and you have really weird habits like attempting to sing opera in the shower and you keep eating all my Nutigrain 

We bump into each other every Friday at the supermarket to buy the same ice-cream and maybe we should eat it together?

Our parents are dating and thank god I’m not the only one pissed off about this

I went to museum to get some inspiration and then I saw you staring at one of the paintings in awe and wow you just noticed me drawing you and this is awkward

I decide to take a shortcut home that involves crawling through a really tight hole in a fence and I end up getting stuck and you just happened to pass by and now you’re laughing at me

I took a bunch of free condoms from health services just because I could and they all fell out of my bag at once and now you’re staring at me weirdly

We are trapped in a bank during a robbery

Your country is trying to take over mine and I might be a little attracted to you and stop this it’s really hard to retaliate okay?

I was on my balcony and you started loudly quoting romeo and juliet at me

[readerinsertsuntildawn]

Am I back???

Guess who's back???? Me. Guess who's doing requests???? Me.

[shittyaus]

AUs where one is really in the mood to fight someone constantly, and the other has to try and hold them back 24/7? xD

ABSOLUTELY :D (this is like, most of my OTPs to be honest lol)

NO YOU’RE LIKE 5′2 GET BACK HERE YOU SHRIMP

oh god please don’t fight them you’re huge and you’ll kill them

dON’T DO IT THAT’S A COP STUPID

oh my freaking god STOP they want to make you angry no don’t punch them ugh

you’re that person who starts a barfight because someone looked at them wrong

i will drag you home by the ear or by the back of your shirt knock it off

i s2g if i have to call your mother to let her know you’re in the hospital AGAIN

the x-ray technicians know you by name because you’re in there so often from your fights

y’know what? i’m not gonna stop you this time. get in the fight, see if i stop it

i can’t believe you let a 5′2 shrimp beat you

you always stop me from fighting people but once you get drunk you try to fight the damn moon you HYPOCRITE

I hope these were what you’re looking for! :)

~Karissa

[shittyaus]

Hiya! First of all, I'd like to say how amazing your blog is (you are so cool!). I actually have two requests if you don't mind; you don't have to do both but I would be so happy if you did! High school concert that ends up being lots of messing about aus and doing stuff in the park late at night aus. Thanks!

(Thank you so much!!)

High School Concert:

so it’s 30 minutes before the concert starts and you’re missing parts of your uniform i know there’s extras around come on-

we’re putting up the chairs and someone challenged me to a chair cart race GETINTHECART i’m not gonna lose this

obligatory pre-concert selfies

so everyone’s just messing around and switching instruments and i knew you were really good at what you play but holy shit you’re amazing at this instrument you literally picked up 45 seconds ago

ugh don’t be that one person who always picks up acoustic guitar

Late night Park Shenanigans

so it’s 11:30, you’re like six feet tall and you’re insisting we play on the playscape, shit did you get stuck in the tube slide?

stargazing while lying down on the merry-go-round

shit we gotta run from the park police

oh man it’s been ages since i’ve been on the swings, push me-FUCK, you shoved me too hard and i hit the tree branches

so we were playing tag and all of the sudden the sprinklers turned on

[shittyaus]

Can I get some rivalry AUs?

I’m the captain of the basketball team, it’s my senior year championship game, you’re the captain of our rival’s team

bet i can fit more marshmallows in my mouth

oh that’s a nice cake you baked for the bake sale. too bad it isn’t as nice as my macarons

my other rival is on a team and i’m partnered with you. as much as i want to crush you, let’s take the other team DOWN

red vs. blue

you were my biggest competion but now you’ve transferred to my school/team

juniors vs. seniors capture the flag game extravaganza

[shittyaus]

Can I request football players au's? Love your job <3

(I’m assuming this is american football, kinda high school oriented)

i’m a star quarterback and you’re a nerd, i expected you to not really care about football but i always see you in the stands cheering and wow you’re really cute

it’s the off season for football and it’s your sport’s season and occasionally i see you practicing with the team and sometimes we see each other in the weight room or just hanging around

i think i look somewhat ridiculous flapping my arms to conduct the marching band but right after the football game the captain of the team (!) came up to me and complimented the band and me shit you’re asking me if i want to go grab something to eat later

pep squad member/football player

i’ve never really talked to you but you looked really confident talking about the homecoming game and oh we’ve both been elected to homecoming court

[readerinsertsuntildawn]

Sorry for lack of stories!!! I'm just so busy with school rn that I haven't had time to really scroll through the requests but I'll try to get something up ASAP!!!!!

[shittyaus]

“becoming the opposite of who you are” aus requested by funnygirlthatbelle:

you ate this really off muffin that you shouldn’t have and now you’re delirious and being really dramatic and whiny and i have to drive you to the hospital like this

we loathe each other but one day you got hit on the head really hard and when you woke up you became really nice to me? and now you’re flirting??

you told my hypnosis was bullshit and just a farce but here look at you now, being a wild public nuisance and almost getting us arrested twice

you’re usually very cold and distant, but when you get sick or tired you become the most endearing, clingy and embarrassing person ever

“I think you’re taking opposite day too seriously” or “please stop trying to wear your pants as a shirt”

I thought we were really close and friendly but one day you started being an asshole to me?? did I do something? wait you have a twin??

in some freak scientific/magical accident I think I just woke up to some sort of parallel dimension and when I found you, you were really weird

you’re internet famous and online you’re very sweet and cheerful but then I saw you irl and yeah you may have a nice face but wow what a dick 

[readerinsertsuntildawn]

Request | Awkward | Mike x Reader

Title: Awkward

Pairing: Mike x Reader

Word Count: 1120

Request: can I get a reader/Mike ‘I work at the animal shelter and you always come in to pet the cats when you’re sad’ au please??? :D

“Hey, Mike, can you let the cats into the interaction room and do supervision?” The male turned his head, seeing his coworker holding one of the rescue birds. “I gotta take care of little Percy here so I don’t have time to let them out or watch them.”

“Yeah, sure man. Just take good care of Percy or Kendra’s gonna have your ass served on a silver plate,” he teased, earning a disapproving glare. “I was kidding, man, I’m going. Chill.”

Sauntering over to the back door, that lead to the cage doors behind the viewing cages Mike began to open all the cat cages, thanking every holy being that despite how many there were, and the multiple personalities, the cats got along surprisingly well. Once they were all roaming around the back room, he reached for the keys next to another door, and unlocked it with a quick twist of his wrist. He opened the door, watching the cats file into the room, where people were already sitting patiently, smiles growing, watching the cats curiously and cautiously pad towards them. Once he made sure all the cats were inside, Mike closed the door behind him, leaning on the wall next to it, eyes scouring over the few faces.

His eyes then landed on a figure who caught his attention with their ethereal beauty. Their (e/c) eyes were tired, and had bags underneath them, and they blinked owlishly. Their indifferent expression did not change as many cats begin to saunter to them. After running a hand through messy (h/c) hair, they began to pet the cats, others purring as they cuddle next to them.

Unknowing to himself, Mike let a small smile befall his face, watching the familiar stranger pet the cats in turns. As their eyes slowly glanced at him, their eyes locked, and Mike was frozen stiff. There was something enrapturing about their eyes, but there was something in their eyes. How could he describe it? Sullen? Somber? Dull?

Mike soon shook his head, realizing how long he’s been staring, and glanced off, trying to shrug off his abrupt observation of the stranger. He swore he could hear them snort, but when he looked their face was again void of emotion.

Eventually, people had started leaving, exiting through the public door carefully so the cats couldn’t escape, and Mike noticed that the cats had started cuddling very closely, though some were somehow higher than others. As the last person left, he approached the cats, but soon noticed boots sticking out from underneath one of the cats.

Approaching the cluster of felines, he looks down, and sees only the expressionless face of the person lying underneath all the cats. They look at him indifferently, and Mike can only stare in awe and confusion. He suddenly cleared his throat, noticing he’d been staring too long again.

“So, uh- you need help or something?” He asked, scratching the back of his neck nervously.

“Nah, I’m fine,” the stranger replied, unmoving. Silence filled the room, and all that could be heard was the light breathing and purring of the felines. “I’m having a great time actually. You can just leave me here. Kale’s pretty chill with me, so yeah. You can go do whatever and I can just hang with these cats for a few,” they replied, before looking straight up at the ceiling.

“Um, okay?” Unsure, Mike began to awkwardly waddle towards the door. He opened it robotically, closing it behind him gently, before he began to rush to find Kale, whom was taking care of Percy. “Oh my god they’re really hot, but like what the fuck?” He whispered to himself, speed walking to the recovery room in the shelter.

He threw open the door, startling the two in the room and the parakeet.

“Mike, what the fu-?” Kendra began, cuddling the bird close to her, but was immediately cut off.

“Who’s the (dude/chick) in the interaction room who is currently laying under a blanket of cats?” Mike hissed, pointing an accusing finger at Kale.

“Dude, relax. That’s just (f/n). They come to pet the cats whenever they're sad, and I kind of just let them lay there because the cats are nice to them and don’t really give a shit, but also love them with all their hearts,” Kale shrugged his shoulders, tucking back the loose strands from his bun. “(f/n) is responsible anyways, so you really got no reason to worry. They know the specific cages for each cat and where they all go so don’t worry about putting them back because (f/n)’s got that shit down. Now, shoo!”

“You’ll be dead if you scare Percy again,” Kendra added, seething. “But also, make sure (f/n) doesn’t drown in cats. The cats really love them, and sometimes have no care for the need for air.”

“Alright. Alright,” Mike waved them off, closing the door behind him. “Alright. All I have to do is watch cats and a sad really hot person.”

***

Mike sat in silence eyes boring into the pool of cats where (f/n) still lay. He found them to be intimidatingly attractive, and was struggling to speak. He was uncharacteristically silent, yet his eyes gave away his emotions. His wonder was evident and he would blush heavily when they lifted their head to look at him and they’d end up locking eyes. After minutes of silence, Mike finds it in himself to speak up.

“So, you uh- come here when you’re sad?” Mike began, looking at the cats watching them shift as (f/n) sat up. “I used to do that, but with the dogs. Kendra soon got so sick of my daily visits that she hired me. I mean, I can get you hired. I’m not saying I’m assuming you don’t have a job! It’s just I think because the cats suit you so well it’d be cool if you work here, you know? Not for me, of course! For the cats- and I’m gonna shut up,” Mike trailed off, feeling a scrutinizing gaze on him.

“You’re kind of weird,” they began, Mike dying a little on the inside when he realized that those were their first words said to him. “It’s kind of cute though,” and his eyes widened, looking at (f/n) incredulously.

“I- uh I- Um, I just-” Mike continued to stutter, blush growing as he noticed the stare from the other person in the room. He could feel himself dying even more because they were trying not to laugh.

“Kale warned me to stay away from you because you’re apparently a Casanova of some sort, but you’re actually really sweet. Wanna maybe go out for coffee?”

“I just- uh- I uh- erm-”

“Is that a yes or no?”

 A/N: ooc Mike because i cant write characters in character and blushy stuttering Mike is my fav . also v srry this one is actual shit

[readerinsertsuntildawn]

I got so many new followers and some new requests (even if I haven't finished older ones because I can't find the inspiration for them and I am v sorry) and you all came in such a short time but thanks y'all it means a lot many smooches for all of u

[readerinsertsuntildawn]

Catherine | Ashley x Reader

Title: Catherine Pairing: Ashley x Québécois(e)!Reader

Word Count: 941

Summary: tfw you write a monologue based off your grandparents but it’s also an indirect message to your crush

“Now last, but not least, we have (name) doing a monologue written by them. I hope that you’ll listen well, because they’ve worked really hard on this monologue,” the teacher smiled, and the low chattering ceased as the teacher handed out the translations to the monologue, before moving to the back of the auditorium and the newest student took the front stage.

Taking a deep breath, (name) gave Ashley a weak smile, before they burst out into their monologue.

“Elle est la meilleure chose qui m'est arrivé(e). Elle est plus belle que n'importe quelle femme les autres me montrent. J'en veux pas. Je ne veux pas ces femmes. Je la veux. Catherine c'est son nom et mon nom sonne le meilleur quand elle le dit. Je ne l'ai pas vue pour des mois, mais j'encore la vois quand je ferme mes yeux. Des fois je peux entendre son voix. Elle me manque, mais Catherine, est-ce que je te manque?” (name) paused, eyes scouring over the entranced faces of their classmates, before continuing on. “C'est presque six mois depuis qu'elle est partie à l'Ouest. Y a-t-elle trouvé un nouveau amour? Un qui est meilleur que moi? Est-ce qu'elle pense le pire de moi? Est-ce qu'elle se moque de moi? Suis-je une blague pour son divertissement? S'il vous-plaît dit moi que la réponse est non. Ça me détruirai si la réponse est oui.”

“Fuck, they’re actually really good,” Ashley heard someone whisper.

“They’re from Quebec, so no duh,” Ashley muttered.

“Catherine, es-tu tombée amoureu(x/se) de quelqu'un autre? C'est quoi la réponse? C'est difficile de vivre comme rien s'est passé quand je ne sais pas ce que tu voulais me dire avant que tu es partie de la gare. Vas-tu m'écrire la réponse? Est-ce que tu vas retourner pour me dire? Je ne peux pas attendre pour toujours, tu sais. Alors Dieu, donne Catherine une façon donc elle peut communiquer avec moi. S'il vous plaît. Ça fait mal de ne pas savoir ce qu'elle pense. S'il vous plaît, retourne Catherine chez moi. Je donnerai ma vie si elle pouvait retourner. Je perdrai tout si je peux voir Catherine encore. Je l'aime. Je l'aime plus que je pouvais m'aimer.”

(name) went silent, bowing their head as they finished their performance. A sudden cheer erupted from the class, Ashley being the loudest. (name) let out a relieved sigh, giving another shaky smile to the crowd, watching with wide eyes as some of them stood up. As the drama class settled down, the teacher stood, a smile on their face.

“It seems that the class also thinks that your assignment was the best for the maternal language assignment. Some of the girls were practically swooning as they read along, though you kept the attention on yourself with your exquisite performance. I’m very proud, (name),” the teacher grinned, earning another surprised expression from the student, before they bowed in appreciation.

“Merci- I mean- thank you, Ms Jackson,” (name) replied, with a thick québécois accent. They climbed down the stage, as the bell rang, signalling lunch.

They went to grab their bag, seeing that Ashley was waiting for them, bounding excitedly. The rest of the class filed out, their voices melding into a white noise. Ashley was practically beaming with pride. Unable to control herself, Ashley jumped into the arms of (name).

“Oh, it was perfect. The story was amazing. Jesus Christ, (name)! I didn’t know you could write so well,” Ashley squealed, before being gently put down by the québécois(e). “Did you base it off something? What was your inspiration?”

“Well, it was based off the story my grandparents told me about. It was based off them actually,” (name) smiled timidly, scratching the back of their neck. “The more romantic stuff was stuff I thought of myself. It was an expression of my feelings. I mean- an interpretation of my grandpa’s feelings.”

“That’s really amazing, (name)! You really had no reason to be nervous. Now tell me who you have a crush on,” Ashley suddenly said, placing her hands on her friend’s shoulders. “This is vital information.”

“What makes you think-” (name) was cut off by a determined Ashley.

“That was too passionate, too intense, to be just acting. There was something so realistic about it. There was raw emotion unlike anything I’ve ever seen,” Ashley shook her head, realizing she was rambling. “Now who the hell is it?”

(name) let out a low mumble in response, eyes averted from the girl in front of them. They began to shift around anxiously, biting at their lip. They felt their heart rate pick up, and thanked the dim lighting.

“Come on, (name), you can trust me,” Ashley spoke in a hushed tone, soothing the jittery nerves of the person in front of her. “Who is it?”

(name) suddenly pursed their lips. They looked down, before their eyes gazed up to look Ashley in the eyes. They closed their eyes, taking a deep inhale through their nose, and an exhale through their mouth, unintentionally leaning closer to the girl in front of them.

“Ashley, je t'aime,” they suddenly blurted in a rush of words, the red tint their face was taking became more noticeable, making a stunned Ashley inwardly smile. “Would you be my Catherine?”

“Oui.”

And with a softly muttered word, lips connected in a chaste kiss. The two stood, enjoying the moment, the feel of each other, as they wrapped their arms around each other. Their hearts synced into a rapid, and unsteady rhythm and a hum of satisfaction could be heard, but from who? No one could tell.

Seeing the silhouette of a couple in the doorway, Ms Jackson rolled her eyes, snorting.

“Gross.”

She’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me. She’s more beautiful than any other woman others show me. I don’t want the hearts of those women. I don’t want those women. I want her. Catherine is her name, and my name sounds best when she says it. I haven’t seen her in months, but I still see her when I close my eyes. Sometimes, I can hear her voice. I miss her but Catherine, do you miss me?

It’s been almost six months since she left for the west. Did she find a new lover there? One better than me? Does she think the worst of me? Does she make fun of me? Am I a joke for her entertainment? Please tell me the answer is no. It would destroy me if the answer was yes.

Catherine have you fallen in love with someone else? What’s the answer? It’s hard to live like nothing had happened when I don’t know what you wanted to tell me before you left the train station. Will you write the answer to me? Are you going to return to tell me? I can’t wait forever, you know. So God, please give Catherine a way to communicate with me. Please. It hurts not knowing what she’s thinking. Please return her to me. I would give my life if she could come back. I would lose everything if I could see her again. I love her. I love her more than I could ever love myself.

A/N: Sorry if my French is incorrect. I am literal shit at French (let’s ignore the fact that I’ve been in French immersion for at least twelve years.)