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(Modern AU) Would Muzan and the Upper Moons Let You Call Them Daddy? NSFW, MDNI!

i felt inspired by @carriedlikeabriefcase's new professor douma fic, why don't we go there. it has an age gap relationship. i was reminded how much i love dilfs.

and then i started to wonder... would the boys have daddy kinks?!? i'm answering this for all of them. yes, ALL of them. even the fish guy (but it's modern au, so he's not really a fish?).

hold my hand. let's go on this journey together.

tw: villains being villains. the consent starts to get a little dubious with the clones. tread lightly.

Muzan

Controversial take: Yes, and it’s his idea

Gets the biggest boner, every time

You have to call him Daddy outside the bedroom too btw

You’re not equals. He likes to remind you

He doesn't want to be a real Daddy, though. Don't get it twisted

This is purely a power imbalance kink

Call him Daddy… or else

Kokushibo

A little uncomfortable the first time you do it, but he’s… not mad at it?!

You make him discover something about himself

Call him Daddy, you're gonna make him a Daddy

Creampie creampie creampie

He doesn't actually want a kid though, he just likes the idea of you being pregnant

Daddy will actually be a little pissed if his new kink has consequences

Whoops

Douma

He lets you do it, but does he like it?

I think he's indifferent, but he'll pretend like he's into it

If he's inside you, he'll moan like a pornstar when you say it

Because he neither likes nor dislikes it, you're safe

Anything to make you happy, cutie

Akaza

Okay, in the bedroom, every once in awhile? I actually think Akaza could let it slide...

When he's balls deep in you, you could get away with just about anything

As long as you don't open foreplay with Daddy. You've got to ease him into it

He's not into it like Muzan and Kokushibo, but he's not going to get soft when you say it

Outside the bedroom? Weird. Don't do it

Hantengu

Probably get soft and piss himself from fear if you called him Daddy idk

He doesn't need anyone else treating him like a father figure in ANY capacity

"My therapist said p-p-p-p-parenting triggers my PTSD."

He has never been to a therapist btw

Also never been diagnosed with PTSD

Seriously, what is he waffling on about?

Urami

We're entering heavy headcanon territory

Modern AU Urami, in my brain, is Hantengu's younger brother

So he's old, but not grandpa old. Not yet.

He doesn't have a wife or kids, so he tries to parent Hantengu's sons

Resents his older brother with every fiber of his being (Resentment demon, you see the vision?)

Anyway

Call him Daddy if you want to make him feel better about himself

Easiest way to make him cum btw

Sekido and the other brats won't even call him Uncle... his life is torture

Sekido

Will berate you until you cry

"How dare you?"

He didn't get soft when you said it, but he's still livid

He calls you a fatherless whore for having a Daddy kink

Insecure much?!

While you're a sobbing mess, he'll pressure you into make-up sex

Protect your peace. Find a new guy to call Daddy

Karaku

Daddy is not on this man's list of kinks, believe it or not

Karaku has a complex

He has rough sex with women on the daily, but only because it's easy

He doesn't know it yet, but his true passion lies in being a submissive brat

"Daddy" and "submissive brat" don't go together

Now... who to awaken him?

Aizetsu

Heavily influenced by Sekido's misogyny, because that's his favorite brother

But instead of arguing with you about it until you cry, he's the one who starts crying

"I can't believe you're such a slut!!" he says through tears

Will guilt trip you into sex

Before you do the deed, you promise not to call him daddy again, but that's a big mistake

"Why are you treating me like I'm the bad guy?!?"

Damned if you do, damned if you don't

Urogi

The most irresponsible Hantengu son loves to be called Daddy

He think it's "fun"

It doesn't do much for him in terms of sex, though. He actually prefers Daddy outside the bedroom

If it pisses Sekido and Aizetsu off, Urogi is all for it

Also, since you call him Daddy, you're cool if he doesn't pull out, right?

Gyokko

I'm not going to shame you

But Gyokko is going to shame you

Will tell all his friends you called him Daddy to embarrass you, because he's a loudmouth

He calls himself Daddy, in the third person

Beats the horse until it's dead and buried

Gyutaro

"The fuck?"

Actually disgusted

Don't call him Daddy, he'll get soft

He has Daddy issues

[carriedlikeabriefcase]

Upper Moon + Muzan Ranked by Pull Out Game (MDNI)

Karaku

Okay, so we all agree Karaku's pull out game would be elite, right?

Sure, he's had a pregnancy scare or two, but that was in the past. With that body count he's very well practiced in the art of pulling out.

Frankly, you should be thankful for his ability to avoid accidental creampies. Coparenting with Karaku? Good luck. And that's IF he doesn't leave for milk.

Muzan

Now, he doesn't typically pull out (entitlement much?) but in a pinch, I think he'd be good at it.

He does NOT want to risk any unwanted bastards to leach off his wealth.

Kokushibo

Kokushibo would have an amazing pull out game, but is slightly nerfed by his breeding kink.

He might not even want kids, but it's instinctual for him. Luckily, his brain works faster than his primal urges… usually.

Very fertile.

So if he doesn't pull out, ummmm... congratulations?!

Zohakuten

He'd typically see very little reason to pull out. Feels incredibly entitled to cum inside.

That being said, he probably doesn't want many children and would be anti-hormonal birth control. In that case, he'd pull out and be very adequate at it.

Akaza

Alright, so Akaza would have a decent pull out game.

He'd mostly avoid getting any inside, and for a few drops every once in a while.

And yes, he will clean you up when you're done. Sometimes with his tongue, if you ask 😳

His aftercare is elite

Sekido

He caaaaaan pull out, but doesn't really want to.

He'd view sex as something he does TO someone, not with someone. Yes, this involves ejaculating inside.

Frankly, he'd be annoyed that you asked him to, especially if you haven't given him any sons.

Douma

Douma does not believe in condoms (because I said so) he preaches about skin to skin contact as though he's a first time mom to a newborn.

He also doesn't like birth control, claiming he doesn't want it to impact your fertility.

Yes, he's read one too many of those articles. Very big on holistic medication.

Anyway, his pull out game is… decent.

He doesn't intentionally give you accidental creampies — God no. It genuinely is just that — an accident.

However, he would giggle about coming inside. Maybe he's softening the blow. Maybe he wants to test out fatherhood. Who knows?

Aizetsu

This pussy drunk prick is where the pull out games start becoming trash.

He would guilt you for complaining if he didn't pull out with zero remorse.

“Aizetsu would never. Aizetsu would never.”

Aizetsu sucks. Yes he would.

Never trust a clone... even if they are really hot 😤

Urami

I think he'd try to be a gentleman and listen to your wishes, but sometimes his instinct does take over.

Would reassure you that everything will be fine afterwards.

Sure, it was probably an accident, but he's not upset about it. Urami is already picking out baby names.

Kaigaku

He tries and has a mediocre pull out game.

Kaigaku is definitely not trying to pay child support, but not to the point he'd use a condom.

Fails to pull out about ¼ times you do it.

Wouldn't feel remorse unless you showed strong emotions. In that case he freezes up like a scared boy.

Is shocked when he sees a positive pregnancy test. He'd look at you like this:

Urogi

Urogi yearns to breed.

Laughs about his failed attempt to pull out and tells you you're overreacting if you're upset.

Also, congratulations… it's twins.

Hantengu

He doesn't even try.

Cries and blames you after.

[thequeenpapaya]

Some of the charges I think the demons would have if they were all in prison (and we can all work there. Surely not to abuse our power, no) just for fun cuz I'm very bored.

Includes dark topics btw so yea

Muzan

Racketeering

Human trafficking

Crimes against humanity

Statutory rape

Money laundering

Kokushibo

Contract killing

First-degree murder (multiple)

Obstruction of justice

Douma

Tax evasion

Fraud

Akaza

Aggravated assault

Manslaughter

Hantengu

Domestic abuse

Continued sexual abuse of a child

Incest

Second-degree murder

Urami

Domestic abuse

Obstruction of justice

Money laundering

Sekido

Aggravated assault

Possession of a deadly weapon to assault

Karaku

Sexual assault

Driving under the influence

Public indecency

Aizetsu

Shoplifting

Harassment

Aiding and abetting suicide

Urogi

Arson

Criminal trespassing

Unauthorized release of animals

Zohakuten

Animal cruelty

Solicitation of prostitution

Uttering threats to cause death

Gyokko

Forgery

Art fraud

Abuse of corpses

First-degree murder

Torture

Gyutaro

Drug trafficking

Possession with intent to distribute

Aggravated assault

Sexual harassment/assault

Kaigaku

Possession (weed)

Non-consensual distribution of intimate images

Reckless driving

Enmu

Drug trafficking

Animal sexual abuse

Serial rape

Abuse of a corpse

Drug-induced homicide

Possession of child sexual abuse material

Manufacture of a controlled substance

Indecent exposure

Poisoning

Kidnapping

Stalking

Illegal surveillance

Fraud

Blackmail

Torture

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Demons' Scents Revised

Did a similar post earlier but I'm redoing it since my answers have changed. Including more demons, so these are my headcannons of what each demons scent is like and a little headcannon lore.

EDIT: I changed Akaza's scent because I had a better idea.

Tagging: @thequeenpapaya @hantengudelulu @dangorabbit08 @carriedlikeabriefcase

-DEMON-SCENT BIOLOGY-

-Similar in a way to animals, demons each have a unique scent to distinguish themselves. The scents vary from demon to demon. Sometimes how they smell comes from who they were as a human before death, sometimes it just randomly creates itself after being turned, sometimes it forms due to the environment they live in or what they eat, etc.

-Demons will rub their scent all over their homes, their property, and their mates as well as around their hunting grounds to warn other demons that this is taken. They are very territorial and another demons' scent who isn't their mate will make protective and/or territorial urges arise to the surface.

-The stronger a demon is, the stronger their scent will be. However humans are not able to smell these scents (unless you're Tanjiro-) because their noses are not strong enough to smell them.

-A demon produces these scents naturally but it mostly seeps from their arms, hands, and upper bodies so the easiest way to rub their scent on something is to hold it or rub their arms on it. This is why family members who are turned together(such as Gyutaro and Daki) or demons who decide to be mates often scent each other by holding each other.

-DEMONS' SCENTS-

MUZAN: Tanjiro mentioned he smelled heavily of death and considering how heavy and dark the moons say his presence is, he probably smells VERY heavily of blood with a rotting body smell under it.

-UPPER MOONS-

KOKUSHIBO: Most would assume being the one who had received the most of their master's blood he would have a bad smell too, but surprisingly he has a very pleasant scent. He still smells heavily of blood being the strongest moon but he smells mostly like green tea and incense. Many female demons who had attempted to court upper one will often compliment on how nice he smells.

DOUMA:  Douma and Akaza have similar scents since both have movesets based off winter, however both have different elements to distinguish them. Douma smells like freshly fallen snow, but freshly spilled women's blood and lotus blossoms as well. It's the biggest reason Akaza hates being touched by him.

AKAZA: Like Douma he also smells like freshly fallen snow but a heavy addition of gunpowder-smokiness like fireworks after they exploded.

HANTENGU/CLONES: The clones all have a different scent. Hantengu smells like an old dusty attic because of how much he hides in dark places, Sekido smells like the air after a rainstorm, Karaku smells a mix of sweat and surprisingly pine, Aizetsu smells like wet leaves, Urogi smells the most vile of the seven due to his hoarding/nesting issues but after he bathes, he smells like fresh hay. Zohakuten has the most pleasant scent of the seven being a mix of sandalwood and pine with an underlining smell of burning wood. Urami has the second best scent smelling like expensive tobacco and aged sake.

GYOKKO: Gyokko out of all the 12 Kizuki has the most unpleasant scent. He usually smells like sea salt and rotting fish, so other moons usually avoid him for this reason. Sometimes he'll have the scent of pottery clay and paint added to him.

NAKIME: Like Kokushibo she also has a nice scent. Some kind of incense with the distant hint of perfume underneath. After all she's still a refined lady even if she's a demon.

KAIGAKU: He has an ashy smell to him. Like how a burning log would smell after the fire dies down and the ashes are still smoldering a little bit.

GYUTARO AND DAKI: Tanjiro mentioned he smelt unpleasant and filthy, so I think he'd smell like rotting leaves/compost and blood. Daki being his sister has his scent rubbed off her but alone she smells like heavy perfumes and make up being an oiran.

-LOWER MOONS-

UBUME: Amarilliyas flowers. She used to plant them a lot as a human so it only makes sense she smells like the flowers she once loved.

HAIROU: Gunpowder with a heavy metallic tang to it. When he uses his wolf BDA the faint scent of wet dog can be smelled.

RUI: Rui has an almost clean untainted scent to him. He smells like freshly spilt blood in the fresh air after a rainstorm is over. It's as pleasant as it is dangerous.

MUKAGO: I think she'd have a sweetened-bad scent to her. Like a mochi cake that's starting to rot after going bad.

KAMANUE: I dunno why, but I think he'd smell like cotton. Maybe from the fabric he wears, or his softer features compared to the other lower moons.

ROKURO: Old milk and stale bread. I dunno why, he just screams like he'd smell like old food to me.

WAKURABA: Burnt paper. Yeah he doesn't get to have a pleasant smell either to match his unpleasant attitude in the movie.

KYOGAI: Old paper, ink, and leather due to his human self loving to write and his body being imbued with leather bellied drums.

ENMU: He smells a LOT like smoke and coal especially after he fused his main body to a train.

SUSAMARU: Cotten and rice because traditionally in the olden days, temari balls were made by stuffing rice into round cut pieces of fabric.

YAHABA: Soap and other various cleaning products they had around the Taisho period considering his germophobe personality.

-ALLIED DEMONS-

TAMAYO: This one's pretty easy. She smells like a lot of different flowers at once due to her blood demon art there's also an underlining medicinal smell to her too.

YUSHIRO: Yushiro has a heavy medicinal smell about him too considering he's around Tamayo alot. He masks his actual smell with his BDA to avoid getting caught so no one truly knows what he smells like.

NEZUKO: She has a very sweet smell to her like mochi cakes or sugarcane to match her sweet personality.

GENYA: Genya doesn't keep the smell after his transformation leaves but for a shortened time he smells of gunpowder. He also temporarily takes on the scent of the demon he eats. When he ate Aizetsu he temporarily smelt like wet leaves and gunpowder until his transformation wore off for example.

DEMON KING TANJIRO: Similar to Genya, Tanjiro only temporarily has the same heavy blood/rotting body scent as Muzan before he took overcomes his transformation.

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HELLO HANTENGU NATION (5 people)

I'VE MADE AN [unofficial] HEIGHT CHART FOR MYSELF

Hantengu: 5"5 (166cm) Sekido: 5"9 (175cm) Karaku: 5"9 (175cm) Urogi: 5"9 (175cm) Aizetsu: 5"9 (174cm) Zohakuten: 5"3 (160cm) Urami: 8"5 (257cm)

[little aftermath under the cut]

they're so annoying. peace is nonexistent... they're the best ever.

[cherrycodeddynamite]

BIGGEST BREEDING KINKS AMONGST THE UPPER MOONS

From biggest breeding kink to less likely to flat out doesn't have it. NOT including Daki or Zohakutan for obvious reasons. These are just my opinions and you don't have to agree with them.

MINORS/AGELESS BLOGS DNI!!!

Warnings/Disclaimers: contains breeding kink and mentioning of pregnancy and impregnation. Doggy style mentioned in Akaza's part, fantasied baby trapping mentioned in Gyutaro's.

UROGI:

-It's the birb instincts taking control, and he frequently has it. At least once a year during the month of spring when birds usually have eggs. Once he hears baby birds in their nest, it's game over for him. Instincts drive him to build nests he'll never really use, and terrorize local village woman with mating dances and unwanted gifts of shiny stones and dead animals making them scream. This time of year the clones drag Urogi to the Entertainment District and wait out his rut as he fulfills his needs with working girls, money stolen from victims, and a human disguise. It happens every year, and lasts all spring. He's kinda embarrassed about it taking over his mind every time. Wouldn't mind actually having a nest full of chicks tho.

HANTENGU:

-He's had multiple wives with multiple children over the years of his existence. He's developed that kink deep down even if he doesn't want to admit it but it mostly disappeared when he became a demon and forgot most of his human memories.

URAMI:

-As an extension of Hantengu he also has one. He believes a big family is a sign of status so he probably has the fantasy of a harem and having lots of children even though he'll never be able to act on it due to barely being let out of Hantengu. Both of them are perverted old men with Urami pretending to be more noble.

AIZETSU:

-Not everyone would think he has one but he definitely does. He's just quiet about it until he gets his lover to the bedroom and it's game on. He's possessive. He wants complete control over his lover, and something that'll tie her to him forever is a baby. He won't admit how feral he gets just silently thinking about his lover swollen and waddling around everywhere because of HIM. Even if it's impossible, that's not gonna stop him from trying. He wants an army of blue eyed babies on her hips and holding onto her dress tying her to him forever, and he'll be damned if he doesn't exhaust her trying to make that a reality.

AKAZA:

-Akaza has always had it but it never manifested to the surface until he got into a relationship with his lover. He has no idea why he has it to be honest and it confuses him to why he wants to produce something weak that he'd have to care for. He hates the weak so he should be disgusted by it, instead he's getting a stupid fuzzy feeling in his chest at the thought of holding a small version of himself and his lover. Of a chubby baby with his fluffy lashes and pink hair. He's thrusts become harder and he prefers to take her from the back believing that he can get deeper that way and have a better chance to knock her up. Manually uses his hands to keep her back end up as he pulls out to keep it inside and honestly just seeing her exhausted from can get him going again.

GYUTARO:

-Like Akaza always had one, but unlike him he knew about it. He's had fantasies before of just knocking up a beautiful woman and seeing the horror on her face knowing she was impregnated by an ugly freak like him. While the other half of him longed for a normal family like everyone else however impossible it was because no one but Daki would accept him let alone want a family with him. So once he's actually in a relationship and confident enough, it's R.I.P her uterus. He doesn't care if it's one or one million. If she truly loves him, she'll give him the domestic family he's always wanted. He also wants to be sure she never leaves him and having a few babies on her hips would make that happen. She wouldn't leave one without the other right?

KOKUSHIBO:

-Doesn't have that big of a breeding kink. He has a small one in the sense that he wants a single heir(preferably a son) and a way to tie his lover to him in that traditional 'you're my wife and thus you can't be with anyone but me' way. Knowing him he'll probably be hit with karma and get twins. Otherwise he doesn't care much about children beyond the need to leave behind a legacy in case of his unlikely possible death.

DOUMA:

-Eh. It REALLY depends on what and how he's feeling. He's had plenty of women come to him with the desire for children or for HIS child, and he obliged in just trying for a baby out of trying to fulfill their wishes. Other times it's just a kink he tries out in the bedroom every so often. Otherwise his apathetic ass couldn't really care less. IF he met someone like Shinobu who made him break through his apathy, then possessively keeping her next to his side at all costs would mean that's it's definitely on the table. A mix of the both of them would surely only prove that it's a product of their love right? However it's more possession driven than an actual desire for a family.

KARAKU:

-He has the kink. He likes dabbling in any kink at least once being the Pleasure Clone, but that's as far as it goes. A kinky roleplay just to be played out in the bedroom without the desire for any mini Karakus. He's happy that demons can't actually have children so he can just live out fantasies without worrying about unwanted results.

SEKIDO:

-Like Karaku Sekido has actually no desire for children despite being an extension of Hantengu. However he does share the old misogynistic belief of Urami that having a large family was a status thing that he considered from time to time only to deem it too much of a hassle every time. He would only have the patience for MAYBE one but that's still undecided.

NAKIME:

-She wanted to have a family once, way back when she was still human and before her husband cheated on her. She lost any and all desire for one after and she's glad she did. She's a happy child free woman living her life.

KAIGAKU:

-He absolutely doesn't have the drive. Maybe tries to roleplay it in the bedroom once or twice if he wants to try something new or if his partner expresses interest in it, but otherwise it's not happening.

GYOKKO:

-HATES kids. If his interactions with Muichiro wasn't enough to solidify that then I dunno what to tell ya. Mans is gay for Hantengu and Vase-sexual only.

[hantengudelulu]

Dead and Gone-Urami

For @xamor wonderful modern au Hantengu fic (the best fic in the world).

Urami was reincarnated as the clone's dad this.

Dead beat daddy apparently and shacked up with reincarnated Lady Muzan and made those clone babies.

So I had to figure what he looked like in his youth. So given the time setting I gave him that 80's look. Got inspired by Billie from Stranger Things.

So anyway, my art and the lining version.

You can tell this guy in the day got aaaaalllllllllllllll the pussy. He probably still is in his DILF middle age somewhere in Japan. I guess if I was requoting Tywin Lannister from GoT 'wherever whores go.' -well wherever fuck boys go.