#usell.com

[hippievamps]

I was supposed to sell my phone to usell.com. When I sent it the offered me $70 because it was in decent condition. Well they email me today and tell me that it's damaged. No. It wasn't. Now they're offering me $20 and I really needed to money to buy an internet bridge to do school work. But thanks for making my day even more stressful you shitty website.

[harbingermine]

Do you guys think the usell.com guy knows Steven Tyler is his bio dad?

[arsmoriendiii]

anyone seen those 'usell' commercials? "SAY HELLO TO YOUR BIG CHECK" like, naw i don't talk to paper bro. you keep on keepin on though.

[bminusblogs-blog]

How 'Bout This Fuckin' Guy

This guy is such a dickhead, I can't even take it.  Where do they find these assholes?!  He's like Vince, the Shamwow guy's offspring.  Give this schmo a few more months and he'll be beating hookers of his own.  Sick vest and sou patch bro!

I have a really good feeling this is actually how this guy is.  1000% chance he wears this exact outfit when he goes out and tries to sell chicks dudes on the fact that he was on some scam commercial.  Not a good look, bro...not a good look.

[curiosityband]

An Open Letter to the uSell.com Guy

Dear uSell.com Guy,

That nice vest isn't fooling anyone. It looks like you wrestled it off of a hobo.

Curi.

P.S. Hobo-wrestling may also explain your hair.

[archgynoid]

I need that guy on the usell.com commercials to be the official spokesperson for everthing

He is just too damn sassy