#utter rubbish

[theheightofdepression]

the slug in me stews

in veritable word salad

polished to perfection

gobble, gobble, thesaurus brain

leave slimy trails of

love like ulcers

in your retinas

pus filled phrases

for your pleasure

made to measure

for afternoon lobotomies

i give you nothing

have a piece...

[anenlighteningellipsis]

do you ever just abruptly find yourself in a john oliver ‘last week tonight’ vortex after a number of hours [yes, a number of, we don’t know how many...,,,] and ‘prosecutors will decide’ is being chanted satanically by a rapidly increasing number of reporters during an episode your conscious mind barely registered you where even in..... and also you just really need to hydrate....  ??? anyway, ta v much john.

[sobforsirius]

no offence people writing head canons about james asking remus for help with how to comfort and deal with sirius when he left home is SUCH bullshit

[pointless-letters]

Just keep smiling Don't make eye contact

[colourinside]

One tooth, many teeth. One foot, many feet. One shoop, many sheep. ...no, wait. What? credits to @chocolate-and-fandoms

[theheightofdepression]

Foxy, foxy,

there´s a monkey in my garden,

all the things he touches harden,

foxy, foxy,

there´s a monkey in my garden,

he flings shrapnel at the warden,

better watch it,

there´s a monkey in my garden,

left hand scribbles,

drools and dribbles.

Come, you monekey,

screw the garden!

[colourinside]

me: *lies down on the bed*

my girlfriend: if you wanna sleep we should brush our teeth

me: who says I wanna sleep?

my girlfriend: your body language

me: it's lying

my girlfriend: ... literally ......

[ehgood-enough]

Tried to make a blouse from one of the Gertie sews books. Fucking rubbish. Written instructions don’t match the diagrams.

The adjustments section has you making adjustments off pattern measurements that she actually doesn’t include with the patterns (that I have seen included in many other indie pattern designers) including one book using the bust dart to help make a full bust adjustment when none of the patterns in that book even include a bust dart. I really tried to use the adjustments in the book since well they ought to be optimized for the patterns in the book

The sleeves are far too tight . I suspect it’s poorly grading for the larger sizes but I literally sew almost my entire wardrobe and this is the first time I’ve ever had tight sleeves. Also extremely odd is the blouse is too short. TOO SHORT. I am a smidge UNDER 5’0” tall

I had a few other patterns from the books I wanted to try out but this is just so bad. I won’t try another.

Again I am far from a novice seamstress. I’d put my skill level at advanced I tend to mostly sew more intermediate or lower patterns because I just don’t like dealing with fiddly stuff and prefer quicker projects but a basic blouse is well within my skill set