#v1_ask

[bloodv1olence]

V1, I’m going to go throw beer bottles at Gabe. Wanna join?

Certainly. It will be interesting to see how you fare against an archangel.

And since you are so eager to part with it, I'll be sure to put your blood to good use.

[bloodv1olence]

*throws a cookie at you*

@cookie-giver-anon

Thank you. I will use this as bait when I next go fishing.

It may be what I require to catch a Size 2 fish...

[bloodv1olence]

actuallyyy, now that i think about it Gabriel’s threat to "splay the gore of my (your) profane form across the stars” was kind of cute. like… you’re going to fly me up to see the stars before you kill me? you’re going to let me witness celestial beauty I was never meant to witness as a war machine? you’re gonna let me see the stars? im gonna get to see the sky before i die, finally able to truly “fly” the way my wing struts may not let me no matter how mobile and agile i am?

ugh. i gotta see the stars dude… im a sentry so I have wayyy better graphic processing than any other bot too, so i could truly appreciate all of the beauty. need an angel to fly me up to the stars even if they’re gonna kill me afterwards. it’d be worth it for the moment. granted a moment of peace by a benevolent being before an even more peaceful (and permanently so, considering you cannot suffer while dead) end.

Held close and lifted up from Hell, far above the rotting corpse of Earth, rising weightless past the smoke and smog, closer to reaching Heaven than even the Earthmovers...

It would not be an unpleasant way to die, would it?

Perhaps it is even preferable. Having my body ripped apart by Gabriel as we floated somewhere beyond Earth's atmosphere, our concluding dance amongst the stars... There is indeed a certain peace in that. His touch would be the last thing I ever felt, the reflection of galaxies on his helm my final sight.

Yes, there are surely worse ways to die than in the arms of an angel who chose to fly with you.

...

A shame I have no say in the matter. I belong to Hell in life and into death.

Still, I can hardly complain: I am sure that it has planned a beautiful demise for me. A grand finale befitting of its own shooting star.

I don't want to die.

...

Look at the cosmos in my stead, won't you?

[bloodv1olence]

hey machine how’s that deep seated yearning hunger that cannot / must not be sated treatin ya?

The same as it always has.

Incessant, desperate, ravenous; it consumes me and drives me to consume.

Only when I found myself in Mirage's world did my screaming need approach near-silence. That was the closest to peace that I have ever known.

[bloodv1olence]

Do you accept chin scratches?

I would not be opposed to them.

[bloodv1olence]

Happy pride month V1 cause you're gay as FUCK (lovingly) ♥️♥️♥️

Thank you. Happy Pride Month to you as well.

♥️🧡💛💚💙💜

The Terminal informed me that rainbows are customary during this time. How beautiful.

[bloodv1olence]

Hey so if you didn’t have your guns, what other weapons would you want to use instead? What do you think you’d be best with, what do you think would be coolest, etc. Personally I think you’d have some fun with a big fuckoff impractical anime sword, i think you’d kick ass with it becuase your world seems to run pretty solidly on “rule of cool”

Swords are an appealing option, even more so were I able to recall them to myself. Throwing daggers which operated under the same principle would likewise be acceptable.

In a similar vein, a bow coupled with (near) unlimited arrows is somewhat intriguing.

As for what weapon I would excel in wielding, it should come as no surprise that my response is "all."

[bloodv1olence]

Faggot.

Yet another word that I do not know the meaning of.

Would you define it for me?