#vampire!qrow

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Ranger!Robyn: Halt! I am Robyn of the Hills! I have come to take your excess of wealth- This place is empty.

Vampire!Qrow: Apparently the deed ran out and all my 'assets' were seized by the IRS.

Robyn: You have nothing?

Qrow: Nothing expensive. You want cheap whiskey?

Robyn: ... sure. You want to help me dismantle the system of economics and politics that allows things like your private property being seized while people like Jacques Schnee get to just sit around and cheat taxes with offshore havens and "Charities" that he owns, so he can have tax write-offs by donating to himself.

Qrow: Fuck the whiskey that sounds fucking great!

[howlingday]

Qrow: (Vampire) This isn't going to work.

Clover: What do you mean?

Qrow: This whole "consulting detective" thing. Hiding in plain sight isn't going hold when we run into a ghoul that isn't you.

Clover: There's only one other ghoul besides me, and if all they hear from you is a fake name, and the General's own word, they're not gonna ask-

Winter: (Kicks down the door) LEAD SPECIALIST EBIII!

Clover: (Stands, Salutes) Yes, ma'am!

Winter: You are delinquent regarding those robberies on the corner of Schtul and Vanderhort! WHERE ARE THEY?!

Clover: Working on it, ma'am! I had to fill in some witness depositions with the assistance of Consultant Branwen here.

Qrow: Yeah, we're busy. (Eyes flash) NOW BEAT IT!

Winter: Hmph! Very well, Ebi. You're off the hook for now. You and you EXCESSIVELY HANDSOME CONSULTANT~ get to it!

Winter: And Mr. Branwen?

Qrow: Meh?

Winter: KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, HANDSOME~! (Leaves)

Clover: ...You're really gonna make my performance review look bad just by standing next to me, Qrow~!

Qrow: Yeah? Well... Suck it. (Slurps blood bag)

[bridgyrose]

Can u do one about vampire qrow

Qrow walked near the edge of the city in the dark of the night, his silhouette standing out amongst the trees. This wasnt a the first time he’d gone for long walks like this one in the hopes of running into a victim. Although, he had to admit, seducing a woman just to feed from her was getting a little boring. He needed something different, something new. 

He started heading back to his home on the outskirts of town, stopping when he heard the footsteps of someone following him. “What do you want?” 

“Just curious to see why someone would be walking out this late at night.” The man following Qrow slowly walked up to him. “As a huntsman its my duty to keep everyone safe. And that includes enforcing curfew. You know the rumors that have been going around town.” 

“That I do,” said Qrow as he started getting himself ready for a fight. He wanted something new, but this wasnt exactly what he had planned for. 

“Why dont I walk you home just to make sure you stay safe. The name’s Clover by the way.” 

“Qrow.” He turned around to get a good look at Clover, an idea forming in his mind. “And I’ll let you walk me home. Although, it’d be rude of me to send you home without offering you a drink as well.” 

Clover smiled a bit at Qrow, nodding in agreement. “One drink couldnt hurt.” 

Qrow started heading back to his home again, grinning and letting his fangs out. “One drink wont hurt at all.”

[faultyparagonfiction]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter: 14/?

Rating: Mature

Check AO3 for more comprehensive tags/warnings.

Summary: Clover was just an ordinary guy helping out a stranger one night. He wasn’t expecting for life to put him through the biggest adventure of them all: death.

According to Qrow Branwen, his saviour/creator (no, he will not refer to Qrow as his ‘daddy’) Clover is going to get a second chance around the block…

Too bad he kind of sucks at this whole ‘vampire’ thing.

-aka Clover is a garbage vampire and Qrow is going to lose his mind trying to keep this lucky idiot alive if Clover doesn’t grow two braincells soon. FairGame, Modern AU.

[shadydirt]

Inked over an old sketch of Qrow for Halloween🔪

[mr-blind]

@seasomen had a sexy vampire Qrow so I drew him

[faultyparagonfiction]

Here is my lazy shitpost for the week...

For anyone who’s confused about the context, check out my fic Bite Me, Pretty Boy to see best vampire!Qrow have to deal with the stupidity which is worst vampire!Clover, the greatest hell of his own making. They’ll fall in love eventually. I think.

[faultyparagonfiction]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter: 12/?

Rating: Mature

Check AO3 for more comprehensive tags/warnings.

Summary: Clover was just an ordinary guy helping out a stranger one night. He wasn’t expecting for life to put him through the biggest adventure of them all: death.

According to Qrow Branwen, his saviour/creator (no, he will not refer to Qrow as his ‘daddy’) Clover is going to get a second chance around the block…

Too bad he kind of sucks at this whole ‘vampire’ thing.

-aka Clover is a garbage vampire and Qrow is going to lose his mind trying to keep this lucky idiot alive if Clover doesn’t grow two braincells soon. FairGame, Modern AU.