Bridge of Roses

This blog is NSFW and you must be 18+. Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/bridgyrose  Feel free to send requests. AO3 is https://archiveofourown.org/users/Bridgyrose

[bridgyrose]

Since a recent anon made me realize I havent posted and updated my rules recently, consider this the update:

Inbox is closed for requests

Rules of the Rose:

1. NSFW requests are okay to send.

2. As a general rule, I dont write incest, drug abuse, anything inherently transphobic (doesnt mean I wont sprinkle something in for angst or because I have my own trauma I'm working through)

3. On the nsfw side, there's a lot of fetishes I wont write. If you're not sure if I'll write something or not, please ask and I'll let you know.

4. My dms are always open for you to ask if something will be okay or not to send. I promise I dont bite hard and I'm not that scary, but always feel free to reach out if you're not sure about something.

5. I am a djinn of writing. Angst will happen at some point with a lot of requests. I love twisting things (soulmate au's the most) and I will make your heart break, twist, and tear. That is normal, you probably need a good cry.

6. Last, but not least, I do reserve the right to delete requests for any reason. As well, since I work odd hours, writing is pretty limited on when I get it out, so if you've sent a request and havent seen it around yet, you can always send an ask and I'll let you know what's going on with it. More often than not, I just dont have the muse for it and its sitting at the bottom of my inbox collecting dust.

7. I am going to start using nsft instead of nsfw for my more risqué posts. Nsfw drabbles will still be used. Please update your block lists of you dont want to see any of that

8. No unsolicited "step on me" or "bite me" asks or calling me mommy. Every ask I receive for that will require a tip into the tip jar on ko-fi.

Masterlist for anyone who wants it

I dont tend to use the read more with the drabbles/fics I do since they are generally short, though I do try to tag everything as "skits" or "drabbles" so if you need to, filter those tags.

As well, I do still have a ko-fi thats open as a tip jar.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[morgannalefey]

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

[josilverdragon]

Saved this because it is so true.

[toomanyeye]

“This is going to be so much fun!”

[spicymancer]

Fridge Logic

[dee-the-red-witch]

This Pride, make sure every trans woman that you follow, are mutuals with, goon over, or consume their work in general, has a roof over their head, their bills paid, and food in their kitchens.

You wanna call yourselves allies? This is the work. Do it.

[violetautumntide]

I also need help... posted a link on here before but I am like teetering on being overdrafted over and over and executive dysfunction is making it hard for me to search for a job...

if anyone is able to help by sharing this around or sending something it would be much appreciated... I'm sorry for begging. My goal is about 300 bucks... sorry.

my paypal is @incubidisaster

[aerllette]

$15 for gas would help alot, plz and thx 💖

https://cash.app/$KQMcInnis

https://www.paypal.me/Aerllette

[schrwby]

Visit my Patreon to see lots of RWBY fanart all the time!

[tumblezwei]

Join me and play Xenoblade.

But yeah, Xenoblade Genesis looks pretty rad and gives me fire emblem vibes with how everything's working with it.

I've played Xenoblade 1 like, a year ago at this point? And I really liked it! I've always planned on playing 2 and 3 but just haven't sat down to actually do it. I've got some decent motivation now tho lol

[bridgyrose]

I need to finish xenoblade 2, but its enjoyable from what I remember. I think my only issue with it was Mythra, but that's out of personal preference. Still need to play 3.

Really enjoyed X though. Its another one I need to finish, especially since that was my introduction to Xenoblade

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

would you eat it

yes

no

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

behind the post: I found this while reading the wikipedia page for sandwich and after expending a nonzero amount of effort finding the actual image since it was replaced soon after the thread was made I was confronted by the fact that the sandwich i had just eaten looked identical to the so-called absurdly offensive image (if you replace the bologna with ham and remove the milk) so to this wikipedia user and ~280 of you I ask what's your problem with my lunch

[kayla-denker]

Hey, you, cis girl that's very (correctly) vocal about women being allowed to talk about their periods, do you include trans women in that?

I ask because every single time I've tried to talk about it to anyone that isn't a trans woman they get fucking angry. Which has caused me to have to just suffer in silence every single month. So I really relate to cis women when they talk about literally the exact same thing; being shamed by everyone around them their whole lives for talking about their periods, so they just suffer in silence every month as it negatively impacts their work and social lives. But I don't even feel like I can voice that I am literally dealing with the same exact thing because most of y'all react like you want to throw me in front of a bus for saying it, even those of you who act like your such big great transfem allies.

[kayla-denker]

I guess I'll take this opportunity to talk about trans women periods. The first thing any tme person thinks when they hear this is always "how can trans women have periods? They don't have uteruses!"

The answer is: the uterus isn't what causes your period, it is effected by your period. What causes your period and what causes trans women's periods is the same thing: the endocrine system.

HRT changes the sex of your endocrine system. Feminizing HRT makes it a female endocrine system, giving us a 28-day hormone cycle just like cis women. At the end of that cycle, the hypothalamus floods the body with prostaglandins. Those are what cause all but one of the period symptoms, because they make muscles inflame and contract. They are what make the uterus shed its lining, they are what cause intestinal cramps, they are what cause body aches, they are what cause headaches and migraines. The only period symptom not causes by the release of prostaglandins throughout the body is depression, and that is caused by your endocrine system simply not processing as much estrogen and from simply feeling like shit.

So, the only symptoms trans women don't get every 28 days is menstrual cramps, because yes we do not menstruate since we don't have uteruses. But migraines, depression, body aches, intestinal cramps, and the infamous "period shits" don't exactly add up to us having any better of a time. Except we have to pretend that we're fine and nothing is different because no one believes that we get periods, not even cis women.

"But you can't call it a period then because that refers to MENSTRUATION!" is another one I hear all the time. This is incorrect. You use the word "period" instead of just "menstruation" because it doesn't just refer to menstruation. It refers to a period at the end of the hormone cycle where we experience a host of symptoms. And not all cis women experience all of the symptoms that encompass the period. Not all cis women get migraines, or body aches, or have severe depression. If a cis woman gets a hysterectomy she doesn't menstruate either! In that instance she experiences an identical period to what trans women experience. Yet, I doubt you'd insist that cis women who've had hysterectomies don't have periods.

[kayla-denker]

Oh, another thing that I personally discovered after bottom surgery: vaginal odor changes for trans women during our periods too. I was not expecting that because I always thought it was just from menstruation. But nope, the ph levels of a trans woman's vagina are the same of as a cis woman's vagina, and it changes during our periods just the same.

[casperastarius]

Самоцветы но... как человеки в колледж аушке?? (･ω･*)

⋇⋆✦⋆⋇　

The lustrous but... human college au?? (･ω･*)

[bridgyrose]

@melonishus

[lesbianeo]

One day, you turn into a smol bunny rabbit. What's the first thing you do?

I want to go crazy by getting the zoomies and doing many binkies around the house

[tumblezwei]

I'm not buying a switch 2 for a single game but did fall in love at first sight with the mean-looking blonde elf woman in the Xenoblade Genensis trailer which did make me consider it

[tumblezwei]

You Are So Beautiful I Feel Sick

[shana340artblog]

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Since I'm gonna be out of a job soon.... My Commissions are open on Ko-fi!

[dyk-tv-theme-song]

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Do you recognize this TV theme song? #609

I know this and can name the series

I know this but can't name the series

I might know this

I've never heard this

Remaining time: 5 days 11 hours

[bridgyrose]

@melonishus

[dyk-tv-theme-song]

Visit Original Link

Do you recognize this TV theme song? #611

I know this and can name the series

I know this but can't name the series

I might know this

I've never heard this

Remaining time: 6 days 11 hours

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[purlturtle]

[ansixilus]

You're right and you should say it.

[redarmyscreaming]

I have ten pieces of wood from a tree that we had taken down I have to split. All I am going to do, while I split them, is think what a shit job I am doing thinking of this video.

[bridgyrose]

@melonishus